By the way, in the Dodongo chapter, yes, the monster was Denmark. xDDD

"Alright~ Here we are at Zora's domain." Alfred anounnced. He ran into the cavernous lake-like domain with a boost of confidence.

"Well, you seem pretty cheerful." Britannia the fairy tilted his head.

"And why wouldn't I be?" Alfred blinked. "I've only got one more sacred stone to get, and then me and Elizebeta can be together forever."

The fairy rolled his eyes. "And what gives you that idea?"

"Remember how all over me she was when I told her that we got the sacred stone of fire?"Alfred smirked.

"...No?"

The Way Alfred Remembers It

(a.k.a ; What he wishes happened)

"Hey, Liz, I brought you back the sacred stone of fire." Alfred smirked.

"Oh, Al. You're so brave and strong and sexy~" she sighed. "I want you. I want you, now!"

"No, Elizabeta, I must save the world first." He nodded. "Then we can do the horizontal happy dance."

"I'm sorry, Alfred." she looked down. "It's just, whenever I'm around you, my physical urges get so strong..."

"I know it's tough. But please, try and stay strong. For me."

"Okay, my darling!" she exclaimed, turning to him. She smiled. "For you."

"Wait a minute, that's not how it happened." Britannia the fairy shook his head.

The Way Britannia the Fairy Remembers It (What really happened)

"Hey, Liz, I brought you back the sacred stone of fire." Alfred smirked.

"So what?" she snapped. "There's still another one to get! Now hurry up and get it before I have the guards execute you." she winked sadistically.

"Oh, yeah~" Alfred nodded. "She wants me." The fairy facepalmed and went into his hat.

"Hey, king Zora!" he ran up to the fish king's lair, only to stop and hesitate. Suddenly, memories of the man he saw in the music video at the castle came into his mind. It was like they were the same person...

"Stupid Hitsu4hinaeva and her un-creative character uses..."

"What was that?" the fairy tilted his head. Alfred shook his head. "Never mind. Anyway, hey, King Zora!"

He held up a bottle to the king. "I found this message in a bottle; it's adressed to you."

"Oh, oui." the king smiled. "It's from my step-son. Let us see what it is, non?"

"Dear dad,

If you're, like, reading this note, then I've been totally swallowed by Lord Toris.

Please, like, hurry up and totally save me. TO THE, LIKE, MAX.

Totally,

Feliks 3 " He read aloud.

" Mon dieu! my poor son!" he cried.

"Wait a minute, if she was eaten by the fish, how could she've sent the letter?" Alfred blinked.

"Why," the king sighed, "By using the mailbox we installed there, of course~"

"But, that just raises more questions!"

"Oh, well." Britannia the fairy sighed. "We should be okay, as long as he didn't give him the sacred stone of water."

"Oh, non! And I had just given him the sacred stone of water, too..." the king sighed dramatically.

"Aw, crap." Alfred facepalmed. "Guess that means that we'll have to hurry up and go save him, I guess."

"You're right, mor cher!" the king nodded. "We have not un moment to lose!"

So then, carefully, the king slowly scooted over to his right. Alfred and the fairy could tell this could take a while.

-Several Hours Later-

He'd hardly moved from the spot he started at, and he still wasn't that fast.

"Hurry up, frog!" Britannia the fairy shouted in annoyance.

-More Hours Later-

Finally, he'd gotten about three-fourths out of the way. He'd stopped.

"Oui, now you may go rescue my step-son."

Once out in the lake-area, Alfred went up to the whale. "Wooah, lookit the size of that fish!"

Curious, he dumped the fish he'd caught earlier in front of the whale. "I wonder if it's any bigger than the one I caught earlier..."

He blinked. "Nope, 'bout the same." The whale then opened his mouth, smelling fish, and swallowed everything in front of him.

"You idiot!" the fairy shouted, getting sucked in. Alfred came soon after, being swallowed by the whale. "At least I died the way I lived!"

"Great, now we're trapped inside the fish." Britannia the fairy sighed. "Now what're we going to do?"

"Well, we came in through the front... so I guess we should leave through the, um...Well, y'know." he sighed. "Back."

"Oh, bloody hell, no. These are new shoes." the fairy crossed his arms. "They're not going anywhere near a fish's rectum."

"What? But, you're a fairy. You don't need to walk!" Alfred blinked.

"Well, I don't know," he shrugged. "They're nice shoes."

-One Very fishy Dungeon Later-

"Okay, if my calculations are correct, then the colon should be right through here." Alfred smirked.

They walked in to see something very large and looked like lightning was coming from it.

"You idiot! This is the brain! Although," the fairy got off of his shoulder in thought. "this might work out a little bit more. If you tweak it a bit, then maybe you can get it to open it's mouth."

"Okay, well," Alfred nodded. "that seems simple enough. Just tweak it a bit."

He ran up to it and hit it as hard as he possibly could with his sword, and then it exploded.

"...Whoops." he laughed nervously. "Oh, hey look. A magic exit." he ran up to the glowing path and let it carry him to the exit.

When he arrived on the outside, he found himself face to face with a boy, probably his age, with green eyes and shoulder length blonde hair.

"What the hell-" he was thrown back into the water. The boy swam up to him, "Hi~ I'm, like, totally Feliks."

"Weren't you supposed to be in the fish?" Alfred blinked.

"Oh, I totally to escape while my dad, like, totally was taking his time getting out of the way." Feliks waved it off with his hand. "He said, like, you wanted the sacred stone of water."

"Yep." Alfred nodded. "Well, I guess I could give it to you. I mean, like, it's not like you totally hurt Lord Toris."

"Actually, I don't think he'll be able to feel pain anymore..." he laughed nervously.

"Aw, that's, like , nice." There was a flash of blue light, and soon enough, he was holding the sacred stone of water.

"I got the sacred stone~" he sang.

We now bring you to a public service announcment by King Zora.

"Hi, kids." he smirked. "Today, we saw Lord Toris swallowing Alfred. And that led to a very cool adventure, non? But if someone you know tries to offer you an adventure to eat, that's not cool."

He shook his head dramatically. "Oui, it may seem fun at first, but how fun would you think it is when he starts using some of your more vital reigions as a dungeon? Oui, oui, not very. Lord Toris learned that the hard way. "

Toris appeared behind him. "I should've just said no."

King Zora sighed, glancing down at the rose that covered his vital reigions. "That is correct, kids. Don't make the same mistake that Toris made. Keep it cool; stay in school."

TBC

Fff- France's announcement. xDDD

Well, hope you enjoyed this one. It's random, yes... but IT INCLUDES THE, LIKE, TOTALLY EPIC POLAND IN IT. :DDD

~Hari-sama