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Alright so apparently I'm lagging, so tonight will be a double chapter this is the first, then the next one will be up probably 1 am San Diego time. Here's the drunken night because it was fun to write, call it a filler chapter before the Fadam "date" .
Clare and Alli were having breakfast enjoying their Friday morning, since they made sure to only have classes Monday through Thursdays, they had time to relax and actually have a life, they only told the guys they had class so that they didn't end up taking care of 4 drunk guys.
"Do you think that maybe we should have stayed with them last night"
"Clare, we've stayed with them before on one of their drinking excursions, it never ends well for us with the puke and headaches, and then the drive home when they almost kill us by playing punch buggy in the car. Or have you forgotten New Year's." Clare just nodded as she remembered how horrible it had been taking care of the drunk morons she called her friends, they acted like children on a sugar high.
"Good point, so has Drew called you since we left them at the bar" Alli laughed as she recalled the drunk dial.
"Uhm yeah, I guess they kept drinking until early morning or something because he called me about his driving capabilities, and I could hear the commotion in the background, they were making fun of him for calling, did Eli call you". Clare frowned as she remembered her call.
"Yeah, but he called me when they crashed into a sign" Alli's eyes widened and then she started to laugh.
After picking up Declan from the airport they drove a few blocks until they found an open bar in seaport village.
"SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS" Adam screamed as soon as they got into the bar, they took seats at the first available booth they saw when the waitress approached them.
"Hey guys were only going to be open for another half hour"
"That's fine we'll drink as much as we can in half an hour" Eli said to her and they all nodded.
"You're pretty, you remind me of my fiancée wait no my ex… yeah she's my ex as of…" Adam looked at his empty wrist.
"I don't have a watch but if I had one I could tell you how long since she dumped me" he started to bang his head on top of his cast.
"Right well let's not start to get sad, could you bring us 5 patron shots and a pitcher of beer with 4 glasses" Declan said trying to get back into partying mood.
"Why 5, are we expecting someone else" Adam mumbled while trying to keep his hand from falling off the table.
"Because my dear friend, I need to double my shots in order to catch up" Eli smirked at him and stole peanuts from the other table which Drew quickly snatched from him and shoved a handful into his mouth.
"Right, you need double shots, and we need more shots and then… food" Drew said as he felt his stomach grumble.
15 turned over shot glasses, 2 empty beer pitchers, 5 limes, and a lot of salt later the guys were really starting to feel out of it. Declan was rapidly catching up but was determined to get on their level, he ordered himself flaming shots (basically 1 shot on top of 2 that are then lit on fire) he blew out the flame and drank the shots as the rest of the table cheered him on.
"Wooh that was hot" Declan said as he turned over the last shot.
"Alright guys, we let you have your fun but were going to close in 5 minutes you have to head out, do you need a cab?" the barkeep asked as he looked at all four not finding a single one of them able to drive.
"No we're fine, I'll drive" Declan stood straightened his jacket and started to walk out until he tripped over a stool. They all had started to follow when he fell then stopped picked him up and laughed on their way out the door.
"Should we take their keys?" the waitress looked at the barkeep with worry on her face.
"Nah, at that rate they wont even be able to find there car" the barkeep then turned and continued to sweep the floor.
"Hey seriously which on of us is going to drive or should we just walk it" Eli slurred at them. Drew fixed his tie wiped at his eyes and searched Eli's pockets for the car keys.
"I can do it, trust me after a few college parties you learn to be pro at this, all I have to do is drive at like 10 under the speed limit and drive as crooked as possible" they all stared at him.
"Why would we want to drive as crooked as possible, that sounds stupid" Eli started to swat at Drew's hands but Drew still found the keys and started for the car.
"Because Eli its anatomy, if you try to drive straight you end up driving crooked, but if you try to drive crooked then you end up on a straight path."
"That actually makes sense in the stupidest way possible…although I have no idea what that has to do with anatomy" Declan said as him and Adam helped each other stand.
"Well who cares, I may be bad at science but I got this."
"Drew are you sure you're not going to kill us" Adam said as he pulled his brother back. Drew took out his cell phone and dialed a number.
"Wait, Alli's seen me drive perfect after a night like this" the guys glanced at one another praying the car had gotten towed.
"Drew? What do you want it's almost 3:30 in the morning?"
"Hello my beautyfuull doctor, did you know I love you" Eli started to laugh and Declan made a gagging gesture.
"Drew are you drunk"
"Yes I am dear, but that doesn't change the fact that I Love shots, I mean I love you Alli Bahndari soon to be Torres" Adam made kissy faces at Drew that made Eli laugh harder.
"Okay, I love you to, now what do you find so important that you had to wake me at 3 in the morning?" Drew told the guys to shut up as he put Alli on speaker.
"Alli can I drive when drunk"
"Drew just get a cab"
"Answer me first, can I drive like a pro when you're drunk"
"You mean when you're drunk?"
"That's what I said can I drive when I drunk" he smiled at himself for getting it right.
"Yes you can but I still suggest that you guys get a …."
"That's all I needed thanks honey, I'll call you later for my physical" he hung up and shoved his phone into his pocket.
"See guys I can totally do this, now give me the keys" Adam pointed at Drew's hand where the keys were dangling from his finger.
"Oh, hey I have them" he started to laugh as they reached the car, Eli glanced at Adam and Declan who just shrugged and they all piled into the car.
"I'm hungry, feed me" Adam said as he kicked the back of Drew's seat"
"Hey take it easy, I have to force the road to stop moving"
"You know I'm actually really hungry too, can we stop somewhere and get something to eat" Declan said as he tapped Drew's shoulder
"Come on guys trying to focus"
"Drew we haven't even left the bar parking lot, you're just taking us in circles" Eli said as he pointed out the window.
"Well I don't remember where the parking lot exit is" he moved his head left to right looking for the opening.
"Screw it I'll just run through the bushes" he then continued to speed through the bushes and stop at a red light.
"I just had a heart attack" Adam then smacked his brothers head with his cast.
"What the hell, I got us out didn't I" they looked back and sure enough the exit to the parking lot was next to the bushes he had just run over, they then quickly buckled they're seat belts.
"Alright so what are we hungry for"
"I think I lost my appetite around the time that you made me see my life flash before my eyes" Eli was the most worried because he had dumbly called shot gun. Drew just shrugged his shoulders and then he saw a Jack in the Box and drove the car right past the speaker and straight to the window and then honked until someone slid the window open.
"Hi…" the cashier wasn't expecting anyone at this time of night
"Hello, so guys what are we eating" suddenly they were all reminded at how hungry they were and started naming random items from the menu.
"Did you get that?" Drew turned to look at the cashier who was scribbling the bits that he had heard.
"Uhm not really, it was basically everything on the menu"
"Then that settles it gives us everything you got and four waters" the cashier just smiled because he could now see that they were all really drunk.
"Okay it's going to take a while though, do you want fries?"
"Just shove a bunch of fries in 4 big bags" Eli said as he reached into his pocket for his wallet, and handing it to Drew. They waited about an hour until they were given their food, automatically all their moths started to water as the aromas filled the air.
"Okay so where are we going now, my place or…"
"No, lets go see the princess at her enchanted castle" Adam said as he swallowed what was left of one of his sandwiches, Declan smirked as he remembered it had been a while since he saw his wife.
"I'm with Adam, except I need to see the firecracker I call my wife" Eli laughed at Declan's description of Holly J."
"Okay well where are they staying?"
"I think the US Grant Hotel in downtown San Diego"
"Oh that's not far at all we should be there pretty soon." Drew drove for 8 minutes before arriving at the hotel.
"Hey where do we park, I don't think this is where the guests park"
"We have to park here it's close to the doors" Adam said as he pointed to the hotel's main entrance. Eli pointed out the window averting Drews eyes long enough that he didn't see the pole right in front of him.
"Oh crap I think we hit something." they all stepped out of the car and looked at the front sure enough they had run over a pole, Drew set the alarm and they all stood around the car, Eli grabbed his phone and dialed Clare.
"Hello?" Clare answered with a groggy voice.
"I miss you Blue Eyes" they all stared at Eli, they had never really heard his 'sweet' side.
"Eli? Why are you calling, the suns not even out"
"Because Clare we almost died, and I thought of you"
"WHAT? What do you mean you almost died" Eli looked over at the guys who were patting themselves down at the mention of almost dying.
"Well not really we just ran some pole over and now were going to find the princess and slay the dragon" Adam laughed as he heard his friend ramble.
"Eli we're not at an actual princess castle, we're not gonna slay any dragon, unless Holly J is angry then she'll be the dragon we slay" Declan said as he imagined his wife breathing fire.
"Bye" Eli hung up his phone and they all started to laugh as they walked into the hotel, talking about how they would go about slaying an actual dragon.
Clare had begun to laugh when she got a text from Fiona, she opened it to see that they were picture messages.
"What's so funny Clare?" Alli asked when suddenly she got a text from Holly J, she opened it and started to laugh.
"Oh my god, how drunk did they get last night?" Clare shrugged her shoulders and the girls continued to laugh as they got more picture messages.
The guys stepped out of the hotel squinting their eyes at the sunlight, they all started to walk over to the line of taxi's that were dropping people off at the hotel, when all their phones suddenly beeped. They all opened their messages to see pictures of them throwing up in the bathroom to them sleeping in their boxers next to one another. There were pictures of them hugging or pushing each other out of the way. And then pictures of Fiona and Holly J laughing at their accomplishment. They all groaned.
"Great now their's actual proof of this morning" Drew said as he got into one of the cab's. The guys just shrugged and then they started to get twitter updates.
"I think the girls posted all the pictures on twitter?" Adam said as looked through his phone.
"That's crazy, they wouldn't do that they're not that…" Eli stopped mid sentence as Declan held his phone up to his face sure enough the pictures were up on twitter, and they already had 50 comments, mostly from their old Degrassi classmates and co-workers.
"At least we owe the girls nothing for getting our clothes cleaned" Eli said as he shoved his phone into his coat pocket, the guys all nodded and drove in silence except almost every second one of their phones would go off with a twitter update or text.
I'm thinking of bringing in Bobby B. because even though Fiona got her justice in court I still want him to get his ass kicked, thoughts?
Next update in a few hours….