The Zany Adventures of the Mask!

by Vgn Golley

Darren Myers was just a normal kid until one day he entered a store called 'MAGIC-N-STUFF' and bought one of the most powerful objects in the whole universe called 'The Mask of Loki' Now watch as Darren goes on many zany adventures and fights supervillains with his friends as...The Mask! Rated M for violence, language, blood, gore, and future lemons.

Hey, guys! Welcome to my first-ever Mask OC story, 'The Zany Adventures of the Mask!'. Now, I will say that I didn't come up with the idea of this story. The concept and idea for this story came entirely from my good friend Aurthur29032005, who pitched me the idea about a year ago and wanted me to create and post this story, so I decided to do him this favor. Anyway, I hope that you guys will enjoy Part 1 of the First Chapter of the Story, and I literally don't own everything as Aurthur29032005 owns his OCs and such.

NOW LET'S GET ON WITH THE STORY!

"Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!" A Teenage Boy laughed as we cue to the town of Edge City, later at night, and zoom into one of the apartment buildings located in the city, as we see a Teenage Boy and a Little Girl lying on the ground of the Living Room while watching some funny cartoons on the TV as a Young Man can be seen sitting on the couch while reading a newspaper and a Young Woman was preparing dinner in the kitchen.

The Teenage Boy is a 5'8-feet-tall, 16-year-old Male with dark blue eyes, shaggy wild blonde hair, a small nose, a sharp chin, Caucasian Skin, a slim build, and his outfit consisted of a high-collard opened dark green jacket that reaches down to his legs with a short-sleeved white shirt underneath, a blue belt with a silver belt buckle, long black pants, and black shoes. His name is Darren Myers, the Current Wielder of the Mask of Loki and Cartoon Superhero Extraordinaire.

The Little Girl is a 4'6-feet-tall, 10-year-old Female with light blue eyes, long brown hair that was tied up into two low-hanging ponytails with the help of pink bows, a small nose, Caucasian Skin, a slender build, and her outfit consists of a pair of pink-rimmed glasses, a short-sleeved white shirt with a pink pony symbol in the front, a white belt with a pink ponytail symbol acting as the belt buckle, long pink pants, and pink shoes. Her name is Destiny Myers, Darren's Little Sister and Pony Lover.

"Ha, ha, ha, Animaniacs is a funny show, Darren." Destiny says with a giggle as Darren turned to smirk at her while reaching out to grab onto her shoulder.

"See? I told you, Little Sister. There's more to life than just pony and glitter."

"Whoa, let's not go crazy here, Bro." Destiny says while holding out her arms as she and Darren shared a laugh.

"Well, it's good to see that you both are bonding with each other." The Man sitting on the couch says with a warm smile as he lowered his Newspaper. The Man is a 6-feet-tall, 36-year-old Man with blue eyes, short jet black hair, a small nose, a sharp chin, Caucasian Skin, a tall muscularly slim build, and his outfit consists of a brown fedora, a long-sleeved light brown opened coat that reaches down to his legs with a short-sleeved black shirt underneath, a red tie, a black belt with a silver belt buckle, long blue jeans, and black shoes. His name is Michael Myers, Rosemary's Husband and Darren and Destiny's Father.

"What? Come on, Pops, we get along, right Destiny?" Darren asked as Destiny placed her finger on her chin and hummed thoughtfully.

"Hmmm, no we don't."

"What? Yeah, we do."

"No, we don't."

"Yeah, we do."

"No, we don't."

"Yeah, we do."

"No, we don't."

"Yeah, we do."

"No, we don't."

"Yeah, we do."

"No, we don't."

"Yeah, we do."

"No, we don't."

"Yeah, we do."

"No, we don't."

"Yeah, we do."

"No, we don't."

"Yeah, we do."

"NO, WE DON'T!"

"YEAH, WE DO!"

"NO, WE DON'T!"

"YEAH, WE DO!"

"NO, WE DON'T!"

"YEAH, WE DO!"

"Kids, stop arguing!" The Female Woman yelled sternly while walking into the living room as she was stirring a pot.

The Woman is a 5'5-feet-tall, 35-year-old Female with dark brown eyes, long blonde hair that reaches down to her back, a small nose, a sharp chin, E-Cup Breasts, Caucasian Skin, a small slender hourglass build, a perky ass, and her outfit consists of a short-sleeved high-collard light green blouse, a black belt with a golden belt buckle, long light brown pants, and dark brown high heels. Her name is Rosemary, Michael's Wife and Darren and Destiny's Mother.

"Sorry, Mom." Darren and Destiny apologized while wincing sheepishly as Rosemary nodded in satisfaction.

"Good, now, come on, everyone. Dinner is ready." Rosemary says as the Gang perked up and nodded as they were about to go over to the Kitchen but stopped as the doorbell rang out, and a curious Michael puts down his newspaper as he stood up from the couch and made his way over to the door with Rosemary following after him as he opened the door and spotted their Landlord standing in front of them while glaring at them firmly.

The Landlord is a 5'6-feet-tall, 60-year-old Woman with black eyes, short frizzly afro orange hair that had pink/white rollers on them, a big nose, a sharp chin, Wrinkly Pale Skin, a short slim build, and her outfit consists of a light pink eye mask, a long-sleeved dark pink robe that reaches down to her feet that was tied up with a white rope, and light pink bunny slippers. Her name is Evelyn Jenkins, the Mysers Family Apartment Building Landlord.

"Oh, hello, there, Mrs. Jenkins-,"

"Cut the crap, Myers! I told you to have your brats keep the volume on their dang TV down! People are trying to sleep here!" Eve shouted angrily with a glare as Rosemary raised an eyebrow and glanced down at the clock.

"But it's only 7:00 pm."

"Yeah, it's extremely late, so tell your brats to keep it down! And Myers, make sure to have next month's rent or else I will kick all of your family asses out of here!" Eve screamed with a harsh scowl while reaching in to grab onto the door as she slammed it shut.

"Hmph, she's so mean." Destiny says with a glare as Darren nodded.

"Yeah, someone needs to teach that old bat a lesson," Darren says grumbly before an idea popped into his head as he grinned slyly. "And I know who that person is. Keep them distracted for me, okay?" Darren asked Destiny while winking at her as she perked up, realizing what her Big Brother was talking about as Destiny nodded and watched on as Darren stood up from the floor and made his way into his room as a 3-year-old Male Pug named Monty appeared and went over to bark at him excitedly while licking his leg.

"Hey, Monty, how are you, Boy?" Darren asked while briefly bending down to rub his head and stomach as Monty licked his hand and yipped in happiness as Darren smiled before growing a more determined look as he stood up from the floor and made his way over to his closet as Darren opened it and spotted some type of old mask that was made of Viking Type wood and being of Scandinavian in origin by design as it was in the shape of a concave triangle with the top being cut in a straight horizontal line with wide and distorted vertical bands on the front surface and cracks of wood around it as well the back of the artifact and the mask was painted a dull dark green with some small parts being panted brown and having three small holes on its surface; two for the eyes and one for the mouth; with a piece of metal made of bronze that lies between the nose and the holes of the eyes/mouth on the front surface and bearing around this piece for four spherical metal points stamped on the metal piece and a fifth larger spherical point with an 'L' letter stamped in the center of this point as it was located at the top of the metal part where the forehead is. This is a supernatural artifact created by the Norse God of Mischief Loki and what gives Darren his superpowers.

"Alright, Old Friend, we have an old lady to punish. Don't do anything too bad, but make sure it's really funny." Darren says with a grin while reaching out to grab onto Loki's Mask as he stared down at it quietly and noticed that it flashed a dark green magical energy as his eyes glowed dark green, and a worried Monty perked up as he realized what his Master was going to do and went over to hide underneath Darren's bed just as the Teenage Boy slowly brings the Mask close to his face as it leaped out of his hands and the Mask flew over to attach itself onto his head as it began shinning a dark green color and started stretching and morphing around to cover his head completely as Darren gripped his head and screamed in what seems to be pain and agony as he then stopped and began spinning around in place, resembling a dark green tornado as Darren spins around across his room while generating a lot of noise and dark green lighting rang out as his skeleton was briefly shown before Darren skids to a stop.

Once Darren had stopped spinning, we see that he had now transformed into a 5'8-feet-tall, 16-year-old Male Demigod of Mischief with his whole head completely covered in what seems to be a rubbery dark green mask as he had white eyes with golden iris, shaggy wild orange hair that reaches down past his shoulders, a small nose, light green lips with large cartoonishly white teeth, a sharp chin, Caucasian Skin, a muscularly slim build, and his outfit consists of a dark golden mask that covered his eyes, long-sleeved light golden jumpsuit with the symbol of Loki's Mask in the center of his chest, a dark golden cape that is wrapped around his shoulders as it reaches down to his legs, arm-length dark golden gloves, a dark golden belt, and knee-length dark golden boots. Darren Myers had now transformed into his Cartoony Demigod Form, the Mask!

"Ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssmoking!" The Mask screamed with a big smirk on his face as Monty whimpered and hid further into the bed as Mask then turned to the readers. "Hello, everyone! Welcome to my story! We have a lot to talk about, but first, before I tell you all about I, the Mask, was born, let me do something really quick." Mask says while pulling out a remote as he pressed the 'pause' button and causes the world around him to freeze in place as the Demigod casually tossed the remote behind him.

"Now that's dealth with, let me tell you the tale about how one of the greatest Heroes on Earth, even more so than Aurora, Majestia, and the Miracu-League, was born." The Mask says while suddenly appearing in a darkly lit library as he wore a dark red robe and had his orange hair slick-back as he was smoking a cigarette and magically spawned a book into existence as the title read, 'The Origin of the Mask!'. "Now, it all started when little old Darren Myers was getting out of school for the Summer to enjoy his three-month break of school, but, unknown to little old Darren, there was a small snag on his plans." The Mask says while opening his book as the readers were magically pulled into it, and a huge dark green flash of light occurred.

~{The Zany Adventures of the Mask Theme Song!}~

I gotcha with my winning smile,

I'm a living lesson in flair and style!

You just can't help but stare at my savoir-faire!

Angry that his Landlord Jenkins was acting like a jerk, a determined Darren then made his way into the room and walked over to open the closet from where the Mask of Loki can be seen residing inside as he reached over to grab and stared down at it quietly as Darren noticed that it flashed a dark green magical energy and his eyes glowed dark green as his Dog Monty perked up worriedly, realizing what his Master was going to do and went over to hide underneath Darren's bed just as the Teenage Boy slowly brings the Mask close to his face as it leaped out of his hands and the Mask flew over to attach itself onto his head as it began shinning a dark green color and started stretching and morphing around to cover his head completely as Darren gripped his head and screamed in what seems to be pain and agony as he then stopped and began spinning around in place, resembling a dark green tornado as Darren spins around across his room while generating a lot of noise and dark green lighting rang out as his skeleton was briefly shown before the Mask skids to a stop as he grins to the readers cockily.

I'm nouveau, Deco, Roman-Greco, Rococo, Barroco, be-bop, hip-hop, flip-flop

SOMEBODY STOP ME!

Alice and Leo gasped worriedly as the Mask Hunters surrender the Teenagers and were about to attack them when, suddenly, the Mask appeared as the Superhero front flip over to land in front of his friends and transformed into a ninja as he held his swords determinedly before glancing down at them blankly as the Mask tossed them away and pulled out a Nuclear Warhead as he aimed it at the scared Mask Hunters and laughed at them mockingly as Darren pulled the trigger and fired his weapon.

Pretty viridian faces like mine,

Don't come a dime a dozen - I stand out of the crowd!

Dodging the Thug's slashes with ease, the Mask then appeared behind him and gave the Thug an epic wedgie as he laughed a bit before perking up as Darren noticed that a few Thugs were riding around in their car and were barreling towards Alice and Leo as the Mask reacted quickly and ran towards them as he zoomed over to his friends and reached over to grab a cord that was magically planted in the middle of Alice's chest as the Mask pulled on it, causing her breasts to pop out of her chest and grew up to the size of a house as the Thugs screamed in fear and collided against her ZZZ-Cup Breasts as they were launched backwards, and Leo blushed heavily at the sight of his friend's breasts as Alice blushed in embarrassment and the Mask laughed as he winked at the camera.

Babe, when they made me, yeah, they broke the mold!

Wholesome and kind, staid and refined, totally out of my mind!

The God of Mischief Loki can be seen creating his latest masterpiece of a prank as he carved out the wood from the Divine Tree and constructed the Mask as he imbued his godly cosmic power onto it before recklessly tossing it down into the Mortal Realm as the Mask of Loki fell down to land on top of Darren's face, transforming him into the Mask as he spins forward as a dark green tornado and made his way over to the front of a stage filled with a bunch of people as the Mask skids to a stop and reached over to open his head as he yanked out his head and it dropped down blood as Darren smiled at the crowd of stunned and horrified people cheerfully.

Arch-villains and ne'er-do-wells had better learn to decorate prison cells

Green goes with anything if they ask, see!

Pretorius laughed evilly as he could be seen having Darren's Family stuck inside of a cage that was being slowly lowered into a pit filled with water and mandating sharks as the Android Male Supervillain grinned sinisterly but then gasped in surprise as the Mask, who was wearing Painter Clothes, rushed into the scene while holding onto a brush and a green paint can as the Mask zoomed around the pit of water and paint it green, turning into a pit filled with Gatorade as the cage got submerged into it and Darren's Family was saved due to the sharks dying of suffocation as a smirking Mask casually drunk from the pit.

Well, there's one last thing I gotta sing about

Open up wide and really shout!

OOOOOOHHHHHH...LOOK OUT!

THIS IS THE MASK!

SSSSSSSSSSMOKIN'!

Spinning around as a dark green tornado, the Mask then skids to a stop as he, Destiny, Michael, Rosemary, Alice, and Leo can be seen standing on top of the story's logo with fanfare and fireworks ranging out as the Mask then zoomed over to the camera and grinned at the readers crazily as he laughed manically and pulled out a piece of pipe as Darren threw it at the readers, and the piece of pie splashed across the screen as it dripped down.

~{The Zany Adventures of the Mask Theme Song Over!}~

~[Flashback: Three Months Ago]~

"Ugh, this is so embarrassing..." A glaring Darren Myers says with a deadpan frown while being hung on a flagpole of the Edge City Highschool by his pink boxers as a Teenage Muscular Boy can be seen dusting off his hands in satisfaction and then placed them on his hips as he grinned up at him cockily. The Teenage Boy is a 5'10-feet-tall, 16-year-old Male with black eyes, short black hair in the shape of a buzzcut, a big nose, a sharp chin, Caucasian Skin, a tall muscular slim build, and his outfit consists of a sleeveless long dark blue jean jacket with ripped edges, a blank tank top, a brown belt with a golden belt buckle, long blue jeans with ripped out knees, and black shoes. His name is Buzz Armstrong, the Captain of the Football Team and Darren's Resident School Bully.

"Just hang in there, Myers, and enjoy your Summer Break!" Buzz screamed while flipping him off with a mocking laugh and turned around to walk away as, once he was gone, a grunting Darren started struggling and moving around to try and free himself from the flagpole, but then paused as he heard the sounds of ripping and gulped as a big sweatdrop appeared on his head.

"Uh oh..." Darren says nervously just as his boxers ripped as he started falling down through the air and screamed as Darren crashed-landed face-first onto something big and soft as he also heard someone yelping in pain and surprise as Darren and the Mysterious Object fell down into the ground. "Ugh...well, at least I had a soft landing but what did I landed on?"

"Me..." A Familiar Female Pained Voice Rang Out as a surprised Darren lifted up his head and noticed that he had landed face-first onto two large breasts as the Teenage Boy raised his head higher and was surprised to see that he was lying on top of one of his Best Friends.

The Mysterious Person is really a 5'6-feet-tall, 16-year-old Teenage Girl with amber eyes, long curly jet-black hair that reaches down to her waist, a small nose, a sharp chin, E-Cup Breasts, Caucasian Flawless Skin, a slender hourglass build, a big thick ass, and her outfit consisted of a long-sleeved pink turtleneck sweater with a pink band planted on top of her head, a black belt with a silver belt buckle, long blue jeans with ripped knees, and black shoes. Her name is Alice Seymour, one of Darren's Best Friends and Secret Crush.

"Oh, God! I'm sorry, Alice! Are you okay? I didn't hurt you, did I?" A blushing Darren asked worriedly while getting off of her as he stood up from the floor and reached out his hand as Alice reached up to grab onto his hand, and the Teenage Boy lifted her up from the floor.

"It's okay, Darren. I'm fine...heh, nice undies." An amused yet blushing Alice says while pointing down as Darren turned his head and blushed harder in embarrassment as he saw that his pink boxers were hanging out of his pants and was quick to reach backwards to grab onto them as Darren placed his boxers inside of his pants.

"Hey, real men wear pink, Alice. Don't be ashamed Darren." A Playful Male Voice Rang Out as the Duo turned their heads and spotted another Teenage Boy appearing on the scene as he made his way over to them. The Teenager is a 5'8-feet-tall, 16-year-old African American Male with light brown eyes, spikey black hair, a big nose, a sharp chin, Dark Brown Skin, a slim build, and his outfit consists of a long-sleeved orange/red shirt with a large number '1' symbol on the center, a black belt with a silver belt buckle, long black pants, and dark brown boots. His name is Leonel 'Leo' Parks, Darren's Second Best Friend.

"Thanks, Leo." Darren says sarcastically while shaking his head as he and the others began walking forward.

"I have to know, Darren. Why haven't you told everyone of what's going on yet with your situation with Buzz?" Alice asked worriedly as Darren sighed heavily and shakes his head.

"You know it won't work, Alice. Especially when Buzz is the Captain of the Football Team, but you know what? Let's forget about him for a while because we finally have some Summer Vacation!" A beaming Darren yelled as he and the others cheered. "Anyone has plans?"

"Well, I was planning to go to the mall today." Alice says as Leo smirks.

"And I was planning to go to my Dad's Autoshop to help him fix up some cars. What about you?" Leo asked as Darren shrugged.

"Don't know, might explore buying something for the fam. See you guys later." Darren says as his Best Friends nodded, and everyone turned around as they separate. An hour later, we see Darren making his way to the Marketplace as he walked through various Citizens and casually placed his hands in his pockets as the Teenage Boy looked around and spots several shops around him as he spotted a nearby shop filled with clothes, and Darren was about to go over to the store to buy something for his Mom or Sister but stopped as the Teenager spotted a store named 'MAGIC-N-STUFF!'.

"Hmmm, that looks interesting." Darren says while turning around as he made his way into the MAGIC-N-STUFF! Store and the Teenage Boy gasped in awe as he realized that the store was filled with all kinds of magical equipment like Wands, Spellbooks, Cloacks, Magic Brooms, Cauldrons, etc., but what caught his attention was the Mask of Loki, which was being hung on the wall and glowing a bright green godly power as Darren seems to be entranced by this and slowly walked over to it as the Mask of Loki flashed a dark green magical energy and Darren's eyes glowed dark green as he slowly reached over to try and grab it, but then-

"Ah, I see that the Mask of Loki has caught your interest, huh?" An amused, mysterious voice rang out behind Darren, who flinched in surprise and turned around as he spotted what seems to be the owner of the store standing in front of him. Standing before him is a 5'5-feet-tall, 65-year-old Man with pupilless white eyes, long shaggy spikey white hair that reaches down to his legs, pointy ears, a big nose, a sharp chin, wrinkles on his face, Caucasian Skin, a short muscularly slim build, and his outfit consisted of a pair of black sunglasses, a red bandana wrapped around his mouth, a golden amulet with some kind of mystical incantation writing onto them, a long-sleeved dark green hooded robe with dark red accents, a dark green tank top and red shorts underneath, fingerless red gloves, and red sandals. His name is Yanchi Korse, the Owner of the MAGIC-N-STUFF! Store.

"Oh, uh, sorry, I didn't mean to touch your merchandise. Is this Mask not allow to be purchased?" Darren asked worriedly as Yanchi shakes his head with a laugh.

"Oh, no, not at all. You can buy the Mask of Loki all you want."

"Mask of Loki? You mean, like that Norse God of Mischief Loki?" Darren asked curiously as Yanchi nodded.

"Yes, indeed. This extraordinary mask was created between the end of the 4th century AD and the beginning of the 5th century AD by Loki, the Norse God of Mischief in the northern lands of Europe in Asgard. Loki infused his godly cosmic powers into a mask from where he had carved out the wood from a divine tree and tossed it into the Mortal Realm as the greatest prank that he had pulled because legends say that whenever someone wears the Mask of Loki, the bearer is impregnated with fictional magical reality and gains physical impermeability and skills. Essentially, they become a Demigod with the power to d practically anything they want...of course, that's all just fairy tale talk." Yanchi says with a cheerful smile as Darren sweatdropped a bit awkwardly before turning back to glance at the Mask of Loki as his eyes glowed green yet again.

"How much for the Mask?"

"Five Bucks."

"Seriously?" A bewildered Darren asked as Yanchi nodded with a shrug.

"Yeah, the Mask always gets returned eventually so I didn't bother raising the pricetag." Yanchi explained casually as Darren raised an eyebrow but nodded as, after handing over the money, he then reached out to grab onto the Mask of Loki and walked out of the MAGIC-N-STUFF! Store as, several minutes later, we see Darren sitting down on the bench and he was inspecting the Mask of Loki curiously, not knowing what drove him to buy it as it once again flash a dark green magical energy, and Darren's eyes glowed green as he slowly lifted it up to his head and was about to put it on, but then flinched in surprise as Darren heard loud sirens nearby and turned his head as he was shocked to see a black van driving up to a bank and a bunch of men wearing ski mask getting out of the vehicle as they burst into the bank.

"Oh, no! That bank is getting robed! I better go and call the police!" A worried Daren exclaimed as he was about to pull out his phone, but then the area around him paused a bit as the Mask appeared.

"Call the police? Ha! Can you believe that, fellas?! Everyone knows that Policemen are useless in Superhero Media. The only way to stop these thugs is by putting on the Mask, and becoming the Zany Superhero and putting the heart on those super creeps! Come on, Mask Me, convince Human Me to put you on so that I can show my beutiful self!" The Mask says with a grin as he then zooms off, and the area around Darren resumed back to normal as, before Darren can run off to call the police, the Mask of Loki flashed a dark green magical godly power, and the Teenage Boy glanced down it with his eyes glowing a dark green as Darren slowly brings the Mask close to his face, and before he could react, it leaped out of his hands as the Mask flew over to attach itself onto his head and it began shinning a dark green color as the Mask started stretching and morphing around to cover his head completely as Darren gripped his head and screamed in what seems to be pain and agony as he then stopped and began spinning around in place, resembling a dark green tornado as Darren spins around across the street, which was thankfully empty and devoid of civilians, and generated a lot of noise as dark green lighting rang out and his skeleton was briefly shown before Darren skids to a stop as he had finally transformed into...The Mask!

"Oh, yeah! Whoo-hoo! I'm here in the story!" The Mask says with a big toothy grin as he then spins around into a dark green tornado that sparkled with electricity as it zooms off and made his way towards the Bank as the Mask burst through the doors, surprising the Thugs as the Cartoony Demigod appeared in the middle of them and skids to a stop as he revealed himself to them.

"Huh?!"

"Ugh! He looks so ugly!"

"Who the hell is this freak!?" Various Thugs screamed in shock as the Mask narrowed his eyes at what they said before grinning slyly as he chuckled.

"Sorry, fellas, but you're in bad luck, because the Mask had come to save the day!" The Mask says with a laugh as the Thugs stared at him in disbelief and amusement.

"Oh, please, what are you going to do? Put on a show?" One of the Thugs asked as he and his buddies laughed mockingly.

"Actually...yeah, I am!" A smirking Mask says while whirling around the Thugs rapidly at high speeds and resembling a tornado as a flash of dark green light rang out, and once it dies down, the Thugs were surprised to see that they were now residing inside a Carnival as the Mask was standing behind a podium planted on a stage and he was wearing carnival clothes as multi-colored spotlights shined down at him. "Step right up here, don't be shy! Nobody likes a bashful leatherhead...MOVE IT!" The Mask ordered with a sharp glare as the Thugs flinched in surprise and moved closer to him as Darren then composed himself and flashed them all a wide smirk.

"Now, for my first trick, I'm going to do something for you, son." The Mask says to one of the Thugs while pulling out a piece of an orange balloon as he blew on it and started shaping it around to resemble a large Giraffe. "We have a giraffe! There ya go, son. Now get outta here. You bother me." The Mask says while handing the Giraffe Balloon to the Thug with the other Thugs 'Oooooohing' in awe as a Female Thug tried to reach out and grab it but was stopped by the Thug as he flailed his hands around in anger.

"Now..." The Mask says while reaching into his pocket as he pulled out an extra large condom. "Oh, sorry, that's mine. Here's yours, son." The Mask says while throwing away his condom as he then reached into his pocket to pull out an extra tiny condom and hands it over to one of the Thugs, whose face flushed in embarrassment as the other Thugs laughed tauntingly. "For you, son..." The Mask trails off as he pulled out a pink balloon and whirled it around rapidly as he was able to stretch it around to resemble the shape of a poodle.

"A French Poodle!" The Mask exclaimed as he handed it over to the Thug, who smiled like a child as he reached over to try and grab it, but then flinched in surprise as the Mask stoically pulled out a shotgun and pressed the trigger of his weapon as he fired a bullet at the poodle balloon and blew it up. "Sorry, son, that dog was rabid, so I had to put it down like Old Yeller." The Mask says as the Thug pouted and sobbed comically as his friend comforted him.

"And last but not least, my favorite!" A smirking Mask says while pulling out a black balloon as he licks it and started stretching it around as, after what he was done, the Cartoony DemiGod was able to create a large black switch that had the white words 'BIG NUKE!' written on it. "A Nuclear Bomb! Ha, ha, ha!" The Mask screamed with a laugh while grabbing onto the handle as he yanked it down, and a large black TV Screen popped out from the ceiling as it started counting down from 10, and all of the Thugs screamed in fear as they turned around to run away just as the countdown reaches to zero and a big explosion rang out...but instead of the whole city being laid waste to a barren wasteland, the bank was instead covered with bubbles as the Mask laughed amusedly and gave the scared Bank Employees a small nod before the Mask spins out of the Bank as a dark green tornado and was able to arrive at an empty alleyway as Darren was back to dressing in his normal outfit and glanced over at a broken piece of glass that showed his green face.

"This...is...incredible! With these powers, I could be... a superhero! I could fight crime, protect the innocent, work for world peace!" The Mask exclaimed heroically while whirling around as he transformed himself into a green-faced Superman and stood on top of the Planet Earth with a bunch of fireworks and fanfare ranging out as a harem of naked ladies can be seen cuddling against him. "...But first!" The Mask shouted with a mischievous grin on his face as he was back to his normal form and zoomed off at high speeds as, the next thing we could know, we see a moaning Buzz being hanged by his white boxers with pink hearts at the top of the Statue of Liberty in New York and a grinning Mask laughed at this from the bottom of the statue as he dusts off his hands and noticed that the Readers was giving him a stern look as Darren grinned at them sheepishly. "What? Just because I'm a Superhero, it doesn't mean that I can't be selfish every once in a while! Ha, ha, ha!" The Mask shouted while zooming off in the form of a dark green tornado as he made his way back to his town.

"Interesting...very, interesting." A Mysterious Man says with a glare as we see him residing inside of a special evil lair and he was watching videos of the Mask in action as he narrowed his eyes. The Mysterious Person is a 6'2-feet-tall, 55-year-old Male Android with pupilless red eyes that have black rings around them, a bald head with a large spikey orange mohawk, large bushy spikey orange eyebrows, a pointy nose, a big nose, a large chiseled chin, a metal collar wrapped around his neck, Pale Skin, a tall toned build, and his outfit consists of a long-sleeved blue jacket with a high-collard black shirt underneath that have red lines on them, a pair of dark grey gloves, a black belt with a silver belt buckle, long dark gray pants, and black shoes. His name is Pretorius, a scientist android genius and supervillain.

"This creature that seems to be known as 'The Mask' has exhibited some unique abilities. I better study him more before engaging him. He could be proven quiet useful in my future endeavors." Pretorius says with a sinister smirk on his face as he clapped his hands together and a flash of lightning rained down as the lights were turned off and the only thing that remained was his glowing red eyes.

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And that's about it. I hope that you guys enjoy the new story that my friend Aurthur29032005 wanted me to make.

Anyway, as always, I will see you all later.