Disclaimer: Owning Gakuen Alice would be uh-ma-zing, but, sadly, I do not have the brains to conjure up something like that. I-sigh-disclaim Gakuen Alice.
Dedication: Goes to those who have the same thing Natsume does in this story. You know who you are. :))
Hello fellow readers. I hereby announce this as my 3rd drabble ever. I have no idea where I came up with this idea.
I can't do romantic humor, I wanted to do something random. Oh, and thank you all so much for the reviews. I love you guys.
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"Natsume, just curious, how do you go through life with women constantly staring at you and your unusually pretty-much-rare eyebrows?" asks Mikan Sakura.
"What?" answers our flame/fire-casting dude.
"I mean," she looks at him, shaking her head, "women look at you a lot and say things like 'Natsume Hyuuga is totally hot!' and 'Natsume Hyuuga is mine' but do they not see your eyebrows?"
"Hn."
"I'm not trying to offend you, I'm just naturally curious about things."
Natsume looks at Mikan and cocks his, may I say, short eyebrow.
"Hmm Polka, just curious," he smirks then continues, "how do you got through life knowing that guys think you're a guy?"
Mikan, who has her mouth agape, looks at Natsume with fury that surpasses a housewife's anger toward her husband's very smelly socks.
"At least my eyebrows don't look like that!" She said while pointing at his very short eyebrows.
"Hn."
"Here we go again with the hn-ing. I mean seriously, can't you just nod your head or say 'Tch' instead?"
"Tch."
"Whatever. When one of my friends asks me why you have such short eyebrows all I'm going to say is 'The witch-hunters burned it.' And she's going to ask me why, I bet, so I'm going to say ' because he told one of the witches people that they looked like a guy.'"
"Why are the witch-hunters hunting me?"
She looks at him and scoffs.
"Duh! Because..because..uhhh…uhhh… You were casting a spell on yourself so your eyebrows would grow."
He cocks his very unusual eyebrow and says "I thought that the witch hunters burned my eyebrows, not that I was born with it."
"Ummm…. They saw you casting a spell and you were chanting. Then you wer--"
"I was chanting."
"Don't interrupt me! You were rubbing your eyebrows with this black thing-y while you were chanting and then the witch people saw you."
"I was chanting."
"Shush! Then they took you away and they burned your eyebrows as punishment. The End!"
"Tch. My eyebrows are hot."
"Oh my gosh! Conceited much!"
"Women love me."
"You! Women love you, not your eyebrows." She emphasizes.
"Oh, so you do love me."
"Eew! I bet that's why women tell you not to cut your hair or your bangs."
"What?" he looks at her with not-so-obvious confusion.
"Because they want to mask, I repeat, mask your very not hot eyebrows."
"At least I can mask my flaw, though I don't think it's a flaw at all."
"What?!"
"I will be blunt, I repeat, I will be blunt. You have no boobs."
Mikan, with her mouth agape even wider, looks at Natsume and gives him a good ol' slap.
"Horrible! I cannot believe you can insult a girl like that!" she shouts at the boy with the short eyebrows and the red cheek.
"Hn."
"You are an insensitive uhh…insensitive…. Aha! You are an insensitive and grumpy old Scrooge!"
"What?"
"Just because you have what others don't, doesn't mean you can pick on them and degrade them."
Natsume looks at her and cocks his short eyebrows again.
"I am leaving! I cannot be with you right now! You are horrible!"
As Mikan starts to walk away, Natsume can't help but wonder what she means. A few minutes after Mikan has retreated he realizes.
"The fuck! I do not have boobs."
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To Leenoy/Little-Miss-Giggle: Was that random for you? :))