Disclaimer: If Gakuen Alice was mine I would probably have only 50 chapters seeing as that I am a lazy, procrastinating author. Disclaiming.
Dedication: To Leenoy because she was the first one who reviewed drabble 3. I hope you like this one.
Fellow readers, I am back from my 2 week vacation. I don't really know why I haven't updated. I guess it's because I am on hell of a lazy author.
Please bear with the idea. This came up while I was watching TV.
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"There are many disorders, both common and uncommon, here in the Academy of Alices. So I Hotaru Imai will introduce most of them. Please stay still in your seat and if you need to get up for a certain reason, the exit signs are there for you. You may need to pay the extra fee to get back inside."
"Umm Hotaru, are you seriously—?" questions Yuu as he holds the camera.
'Why the camera?' you say. Well, we are going to exploit, yes exploit, everything about the unusual disorders of the academy. But first we must capture those moments.
"Yes." Hotaru answers.
"Okay." Sweatdrop.
"We shall begin."
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Unusual Disorders in the Academy of Alices
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Unusual Disorder #O1: COD (Chocolate Obsession Disorder)
Definition: When one has the urge to eat the mentioned delicacy and is therefore imagining that everything that is brown is chocolate. Will eat chocolate till there is no more chocolate.
Buy the DVD: Death by Chocolate! Watch the preview here:
"Oh no Anna! What happened to Mikan?" asks a worried Nonoko.
"Ummm…" answers Anna.
"Well…?"
"She OD'ed on chocolate." cries Anna.
"How?"
Anna sniffles and starts crying.
"I gave her too much chocolate. WAHHH!"
"Oh no Anna. You killed Mikan."
"Natsume's going to kill me."
They both cry and hug for dear life.
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"What a pity, such a young and lively girl." Hotaru says.
"Mikan-chan is dead?!" asks a frantic Yuu.
"May she rest in peace."
"She's your best friend! Aren't you going to do something."
"I am only a director."
"But--?"
"To the next one."
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Unusual Disorder #02: The Mental Dog
Definition: When one's dog has the many problems of licking, shaking, running, jumping, and so on and so forth.
Commercially aired on TV: The Guide to Having a Normal Dog. Watch here:
"Hi Ruka-pyon. What are you up to?" Mikan Sakura says to her fellow Animal Lover.
"Nothing much. What brings you here?" he answers back.
"My dog has a problem."
"Really? What's wrong with Sumi?"
"A few: Her tongue is sticking out to the side. She pees like a boy. She humps Natsume's leg."
"Is that all? Maybe she just needs to eat different dog food?"
"I don't think so. She eats different food every month."
"So? I don't see why she has the problem."
"My dog has a mental disorder. I'll take her to Alice Cares For You Mental Care later."
Sweatdrop "Umm. Okay?!"
"Thanks Ruka! You are a big help."
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"Mikan must be related to her dog." Says our inventor.
"Hota--," Sigh. "Forget it."
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Unusual Disorder #03: CBSO (Cool Blue Sky Obsession)
Definition: When one has the mind of a child and obsesses over those that may look like 'Cool Blue Sky'. It is uncertain if others have this. It might be the rarest of them all.
Captured! Jail Time with Hayate Matsudaira: Watch here:
"What am I doing here?!" shouts the captive.
"You have shown an interest in our Hotaru Imai." says an unknown voice.
"You mustn't steal her away from us." says another unknown voice.
"She is ours!" says a scarier unknown voice.
"What?! Oh God! Help me my Cool Blue Sky."
The laughs of Hotaru's admirers are heard as Hayate screams, shouts and begs for his Cool Blue Sky.
The End.
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"Such a sad story," Sigh "His body was found 2 weeks ago."
"But Hotar--!"
"The show must go on."
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Unusual Disorder #04: TBOD (The Butt Observation Disorder)
Definition: Most of you out there might be thinking 'What kind of idiot has the audacity to check out people's butts?!' There are a lot here in Alice Academy that has that problem. TBOD is when one obsessively insults, compliments, touches, feels, and rub the butt of others.
BEWARE! Kokoro Yome and Gang Caught Butting Into Others Butts. Watch here:
"WOAH! Huge ass alert." says our mind-reading butt-checker.
"Damn! That girl must eat her way through school." replied his best friend Kitsuneme.
"Umm dude. That's a dude!" Mochu points out.
"No way! Seriously?!"
"Look! Look! Look over there by the fountain. Alleluia! The best ass I have ever seen."
"Woah! Yeah."
"Sick dude!"
"Why?"
"That's Narumi's ass."
The bathroom was where they were at for the next 4 hours.
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"That's why you never butt into others private business." says a certain inventor.
"You don't?" questions the smart student.
"I am the only exception."
"Whatever."
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Unusual Disorder #05: ILNHO (I Love Natsume Hyuuga Obsession)
Definition: Probably the most common amongst women, and a few fellow men. Is when one obsesses over the already-taken Natsume Hyuuga.
Fan Girl/s Alert! A little something for you Nat Hyuuga. Watch here:
"Kyaaa! Natsume-sama!" screams a few of his fellow fan-girls as he tries to run away.
"What the hell Imai?!" shouts the flame casting runner.
"I am alerting you of your fellow admirers." says the amethyst eyed ice queen.
"Why did you lead them to me?!"
"I alerted you before I they came."
"They wouldn't be here right now if you hadn't told them."
"Oops. My bad." she sarcastically says back.
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"The pitiful Natsume Hyuuga was molested two days ago."
"He wasn't molested."
"My camera molested him."
"How?"
"Let's just say he paid the price of being saved by me."
"You didn't save him at all."
"When the camera is off, many things can happen."
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Unusual Disorder #06: Animal Obsession
Definition: One of those that harbor my interest the most. Is when one obsesses over his/her own fellow animal friends. Need I say more?
Caught In The Act! Ruka Nogi and his Snow White friends. Watch here:
Ruka jumps into the arms of his chick friend, Piyo.
Ruka and Piyo hug and dance throughout the video.
Ruka returns to his Usagi because Usagi is jealous.
Ruka comforts Usagi and feeds him.
Ruka lay in the middle of the forest with all his other fellow animal friends.
Ruka looks over to where Hotaru stays and his eyes widen.
Ruka hopefully closes his eyes to see if she disappears.
Ruka gets up to run after Hotaru.
Hotaru and Yuu get on her flying machine and leave Ruka in a daze.
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"Ahhh. One of the best videos captured."
"Ruka must be so mad at you."
"This video will make me rich."
"Ahem!"
"Oh right. This video will make me richer than I already am."
Yuu sweatdrops.
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"And that is the end of our short documentary. I hope everyone has a good night and stays away from people like Hotaru because she could ruin your life." says a nervous Yuu.
"Keep talking Yuu and I'm going to exploit yours next."
Yuu shivers.
"Good bye and good night."
"Good boy."
Shiver again.
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