My first try at writing something humorous. Um… just as a side-note, I will say that the narrator will have a role, and this will have an actual plot. Okay, well here it is. Please review. I want to know if I should continue with this or not.

Muffin loves you.

"Why are we doing this again?"

"Because they won't let us stay here unless we go."

"Why do we have to go? We're legal adults! We don't need schooling!"

"I don't make the rules. Just do it, Sonic, it won't kill you."

"You don't know that!"

Sonic and Shadow have been arguing like this for the pat week, ever since they found out that they have to go to school to be able to stay in Station Square. Why? Nobody knows. It just seemed like a good idea.

Know what the best thing about it is, though? The uniforms. I mean, who doesn't want to see two extremely attractive hedgehogs wearing school uniforms?

At this time, our two favorite hedgehogs are on their way to school.

They're roommates, having lived together for the past six months. Sonic got tired of sleeping in trees all the time, so he'd asked Shadow if he could bunk with him, and, reluctantly, Shadow agreed.

The two of them are racing, the only stress-reliever both of them share. They always race. Always. It never fails. Ever. Point blank.

They don't even race to win; they race just to… well race.

Upon reaching their dreaded destination, they stop, staring at the building with dread.

"Do we really have to go in there?" Sonic asks for the fiftieth time. "I don't wanna."

"Too bad, hedgehog," Shadow mutters, pushing Sonic up the steps. "We gotta do it so you might as well get used to it."

Sonic struggles under the black hedgehog's grasp. "No you can't make me I'm not going in there no no no!"

"Sonic, stop fidgeting- quit it- ow! Did you just fricken bite me?" Shadow slaps him opposite forcefully, making Sonic's eyes go blank momentarily.

"N-no…" Sonic says guiltily. "Why would I do that…?"

Shadow's eyebrow quirks and he begins to drag Sonic into the building. Sonic fights him the whole way, cursing at him and trying to twist out of his grip.

The only thing that makes him stop is seeing three attractive girls past by.

"Wait… this school has babes?" Sonic gasps, staring after them. They giggle and wave at him, smiling. Sonic jumps up so he doesn't seem like a crazy person being dragged across the floor.

"Of course there are girls here. It's school, not prison," Shadow tells him, rolling his eyes.

"Nobody told me that!" Sonic exclaims. "I thought school was just a place parents send their kids when they don't want to take care of them."

"Uh, no?"

Sonic only shrugs, and the two of them continue on their journey down the hallway to the counselor's office. Once they enter the counselor's office, everything's business.

"Just let me do the talking," Shadow whispers to Sonic. "I don't want you screwing this up."

"Whatever," the Blue Blur mutters, crossing his arms.

"Oh, you must be Sonic and Shadow," the counselor, a spectacled white rabbit whose nameplate reads "Mrs. Nealy" says, shuffling through some papers on her desk. "We've been expecting you."

"Yes, we're, uh, here to pick up our schedules," Shadow tells her, appearing nervous for the first time.

"Well, yeah, why else would you two be here?" the counselor jokes lightly, handing the two hedgehogs two pieces of brightly-colored paper. "Here they are. Do you want a map?"

"That'd be great, thanks," Shadow grumbles, taking a school map from Mrs. Nealy.

"You two are brothers, right?" the young rabbit asks. "I couldn't help but notice you have the same last names."

"No, I am not related to him," Shadow growls. He grabs Sonic's arm and takes him out. "C'mon, Sonic."

As they walk down the hallway, the two hedgehogs compare schedules. Most of their classes are the same, except Shadow has a different extra-curricular than Sonic does.

"Algebra? What the heck is algebra?" Sonic scoffs, his eyes down on his schedule.

"Math, dumb-ass," Shadow replies, rolling his eyes again.

"Oh…"

They continue to their first class, finally finding their way to the room, just as the final bell rings.

As they enter, the teacher, a bronze-colored fox wearing spectacles, looks up as they do.

"Ah, you must be our new students," he says, getting up from behind his desk. "Class, we have some new classmates joining us today. Everyone say 'hello' to Sonic and Shadow the Hedgehogs."

The other students murmur their greetings without even looking up. Sonic's eyebrows quirk in annoyance.

Do they have any respect for the guy that saves their sorry butts every other week? He wonders bitterly, taking his seat behind a chocolate brown female echidna. Shadow takes his own seat next to him.

The teacher, named Mr. Nymer, hands each of them an algebra text book. "Write your names in these," he orders. "If you lose them, you pay a fine. Understood?"

Books? Sonic gasps silently in dismay. You mean I have to keep up with books too? Aw, this just keeps getting better and better, doesn't it?

As Mr. Nymer heads back to his desk, the echidna in front of him turns around.

Sonic gasps as he sees a long scar down the left side of her face. But her caramel eyes sparkle as she greets him.

"Hi," she says cheerfully. "My name is Faith. I-I'm familiar with your work. Thanks for saving us all the time."

"It's no big deal," Sonic says, grinning. "We do it all the time! Right, Shadow?"

Shadow is writing his name in his book. He looks at Sonic confusedly. "Did you say something?"

Faith giggles softly, appearing amused.

Sonic frowns and flicks an ear. Damn you Shadow for being so cool! I'll show you!

He looks back at Faith. "So…"

"So?"

"So…"

"Sonic if you don't say anything intelligent in the next five minutes I will slap you so hard your fur will turn brown!" Shadow snaps, throwing his hands up in frustration.

Sonic glares at the black hedgehog again. "I'll get to it!" once again, he turns back to Faith. "So…"

"If you say 'so' one more time…"

"Shut up, Shadow!"

"I will when you stop being an insufferable idiot."

"I'm not an insufferababible idiot!"

"Which goes to prove my point, moron."

"Stop calling me names in front of women!"

Shadow snorts. "I don't think Faith here is a lesbian."

"Why I oughta-"

Faith starts laughing, her eyes sparkling with amusement. "You two are so funny," she says, grinning. "I could hang with you guys."

Sonic beams at her. "We rehearse, like, all of our material. If you liked that, then we got loads more. Just for you, sweet thing."

"If you plan on getting this girl here," Faith chuckles and winks, "you need better material."

And then she turns around.

Sonic smacks himself in the face with his book. He can hear Shadow chuckling behind him, and just continues hitting himself until he feels dizzy.

The bell rings, signaling the end of first period. Sonic gathers his belongings and starts heading out, grumbling to himself about how he can never catch a break.

"Hey, Sonic!" Faith calls to him in the hallway as he and Shadow walk towards their next class.

The blue hedgehog turns around as the chocolate brown echidna jogs up to him. "Yeah?" he sighs, feeling put off by her presence.

"Need any help getting to your next class?" she asks him, smiling broadly.

"Umm… sure." He hands her the schedule.

"Oh, cool! Your next class is near mine. Follow me!" She lifts up her arm with the paper in it and walks forward, shoving people out of the way in her path.

"She's cute," Sonic comments to Shadow, smiling happily.

"She's an OC. You know OCs always mesmerize the main character with their stunning beauty, making whatever protagonist who sees them fall inexplicably in love with them."

"So what? Maybe I like OCs."

"But none of the other canon characters have shown up yet! Give it some time before you decide you're madly in love with a girl you've only known for five minutes."

The funny thing is: he's right about that. I mean how often have you read a story about a canon character who meets an OC and they fall in love within five minutes of seeing each other? I mean jeeze! At least give them a whole day before they have unbelievable sex that ends with her getting knocked up and giving birth to a super powered baby that has a lot of social problems and ends up depressed while his parents constantly fight or continue to have unbelievable sex that results in more offspring. *cough* enough of my griping.

"Shut up, Shadow," Sonic grumbles, focusing his eyes back on Faith. Aw…fooey to Shadow, he thinks, internally fudsing his hand to the black hedgehog. Hes not that smart.

"You'd better not be thinking what I think you're thinking," Shadow hisses.

"That you'd look damn god in a tutu?"

"What? No! That I'm stupid and don't know what I'm talking about."

"It's good to hear those words coming out of your own mouth." Sonic smacks straight into Faith who has stopped right in front of him.

"Karma's a bit of a bitch, isn't it, hedgehog?" Shadow snickers.

"Are you two arguing again?" the chocolate echidna scolds teasingly, looking amused.

"I dunno… Do you want us to argue?" Sonic asks, getting close to her.

"Personal space, dude. I'm not that kind of OC," Faith says, pushing him off of her.

"Rejected!"

"Shut up, Shadow? When did you get so talkative?"

Faith sighs exasperatedly. "Here's your class, guys. I'll see you two later."

Sonic flicks his ears. "There goes another girl I'd like to bang."

"Sounds like you haven't changed much," a familiar voice sounds behind them.

The two hedgehog turn around to see a red echidna tugging on the collar of his uniform.

"Knuckles!"

I don't think this was all that funny. I spent too much time thinking rather than just coming up with material on the spot like I intended to. Pah. Well, hope you enjoyed the first chapter. Tell me if you like!