8. Quendra with a 'Qu'
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Birth Name: Quendra Perkins
Ethnicity: British-Norwegian
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Status: Single
Age: 25
Height: 5'6
Weight: 110
Eyes: Blue
Skin: White
Hair: Blonde
Bust: 33B
Waist: 25
Hips: 32
Program: Anthropology
Interests: Spelling things with a 'Qu', Celebrity gossip, Music, Mad Men, Philosophy
Hookups: Jeff Winger
Noteworthy: She has hooked up with Jeff Winger...lucky girl. She has a strange fascination with spelling things with a 'Qu' that should be spelled with a 'C' or a 'K', for some reason.
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"Okay...Kwen-dra..." The Dean said as he looked at the application form in front of him on his desk, and right back at the cute blonde girl that sat smiling in front of him, "Now that I have this form, I can definitely switch your major from Marketing to Anthropology. This'll be processed by the end of the week."
"Thank you Dean...and it's actually 'Kendra'." She said with a nod of her head, making her curls bounce, "I just spell it with a 'Qu'"
"Well that's...interesting, why exactly?"
"Well, in middle-school, my rival in the student council election was also a Kendra, and I wanted to differentiate myself." She replied, "Her platform was based on the notion of the redundancy of justice as laid out in Plato's Republic that states that a community ruled by philosophically virtuous people will not require justice...while mine encouraged proper action through conditioning of the self to become good...it's kind of a Buddhist thing..."
The Dean really had no idea what she meant since those platforms seemed eerily similar, but he nodded anyways. "I see...have you considered running for the student government? You seem like a very astute young lady, I would think that our little community would benefit from someone of your intellect."
"I spell 'community' with a 'Qu'."
The Dean could only sigh with exasperation.