6. Mariah the Hot Librarian

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Birth Name: Mariah Masterson

Ethnicity: Irish-French

Sexual Orientation: Straight

Status: In a Relationship

Age: 27

Height: 5'10

Weight: 120

Eyes: Brown

Skin: White

Hair: Brown

Bust: 34C

Waist: 24

Hips: 33

Occupation: Assistant Librarian

Interests: Literature, Men, Dancing, the color Red, Glasses

Hookups: Unknown

Noteworthy: On Valentine's Day she was rejected by #10 and #7 on the list, which seems odd to me because she holds a higher ranking. Her favorite book is 'The Life and Adventures of Nicholas Nickelby' by Charles Dickens. She's not really nearsighted; she wears glasses because she says they make her look more 'Librarianish'.

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The bathroom door closed gently behind the Dean, and he turned to his right, taking just a second to take in the hundreds and hundreds of red and pink hearts and streamers that adorned the hallways of his campus; the Decorating Committee (led by Annie Edison) had outdone themselves once again. He walked towards the direction of the music, which was pulsing from the cafeteria.

When he turned the corner, he heard the faint, muffled sobs of a woman's crying. He looked down an adjacent hallway and saw Mariah the Librarian, sobbing into a tissue as she sat on a bench against the wall.

"Mariah, is everything alright?" He asked as he sat beside her and put his arm around her shoulders. She leaned into him as she continued crying.

"Troy...*sob*...he rejected me!" She whimpered.

"Oh I'm sorry dear..." The Dean comforted her, "But if I may ask, why?"

"I don't know!" She finally lifted her head, and the Dean saw that her tears had caused her mascara to slightly run, "Everything was going great! He and Abed both invited me here and gave me a choice between the two of them, and I picked Troy, and Abed was fine with it, and we were dancing and it was going great until I said I chose him because Abed was weird!"

The Dean removed his hand from his shoulder like she was on fire, "Oh, I see what happened."

"You do?"

"You see, Troy and Abed have sort of an...it's a little bit...it's kind of ersatz..." He struggled for the words; he didn't want to say they were gay (because even he didn't know that), "They're extremely close..."

"Well still!" She continued to sob, "I don't have anything against Abed, in fact I found him kind of interesting, but he's just not the type of guy I like...Troy on the other hand..."

"Come on sweetie, you'll be fine." He reassured her.

"You think so?" She finally was able to hold his gaze.

"Mariah...two of the most popular guys at Greendale asked you to the same dance. I think you're good."

She sat straight up and wiped her eyes one more time, grabbing her glasses from the bench beside her. She leaned over to plant a small kiss on the side of his cheek.

"Thank you, Craig..."

The Dean was blushing, "Happy valentine's day, Mariah..."

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Mariah the Hot Librarian is now dating a member of the Colorado Rockies.