5. Dr. Rich

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Birth Name: Richard Stephenson

Ethnicity: British-American

Sexual Orientation: Straight

Status: Single

Age: 35

Height: 5'11

Weight: 200

Eyes: Blue

Skin: White

Hair: Blonde

Waist: 34"

Chest: 44.5"

Arm Span: 72"

Program: Undeclared

Occupation: Cardiac Surgeon

Interests: Medical Science, Pottery, Arrested Development, Acoustic Guitar, Nature, Tribal Art, Baking

Hookups: Unknown

Family: Unnamed Mother, Deceased Brother

Noteworthy: He isn't a full-time student at Greendale, but he's just so scrumptious that I had to put him on the list. He has a Ph.D in Surgery from the University of New Mexico at Albuquerque. My source at City College has confirmed that he has taken Advanced-level pottery classes there.

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Hell was unfolding in the library around the Dean; it would appear that the food that he had purchased for the Halloween party (from the military surplus store) was causing people to turn into...zombies, was it?

He needed to squash this now; if the military got here while people were walking around biting each other, they might think he was a bad dean. He searched the halls for a man he knew was dressed as a banana, finding him talking to Little Red Riding Hood Annie, exchanging laughs and smiles.

"Dr. Rich!" He screamed, just as the man was taking a look at the bite on Starburns' arm, "What's happening!"

"Hey Dean Pelton...whoa, what are you supposed to be?" He asked, giving a top-down look at his costume.

"I'm Lady Gaga...they only had the costume in women's sizes...that's not the point!"

"I'll go get us some supplies, I think there's a first-aid kit just outside the study room." Annie said with a smile, curtsying and turning to walk down the hallway. The Dean and Dr. Rich turned back to Starburns.

"It appears to be a viral pathogen, spread by bite..." Rich noted, taking stock of Starburns' symptoms again, shining a flashlight into his eye, "Symptoms include increased body temperature and aggression, glazing of the eyes and open sores all over the body...but it's like nothing I've ever seen...it had to come from somewhere..."

"It might have come from the...military-rations-I-have-been-informed-were-really-an-experimental-germ-warfare-bacteria..." He said that last sentence very quickly, but Rich caught every word.

"Wait, what? Germ Warfare?" Rich asked the Dean, narrowing his eyes. Suddenly, Starburns leaned forward and latched onto Rich's leg, causing both men to scream. The Dean remembers nothing besides turning and running; he had to seal the library until the military arrived.