3. Sexy Dreadlocks
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Birth Name: Elton Marley
Ethnicity: Jamaican
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Status: Single
Age: 29
Height: 6'3
Weight: 235
Eyes: Brown
Skin: Brown
Hair: Black
Waist: 35"
Chest: 51.5"
Arm Span: 76.5"
Program: Art
Interests: Reggae, Chicken Fingers, Tight Shirts, Working Out, Football, Art
Hookups: Unknown
Family: Unknown
Noteworthy: He's a DT on the football team, and according to Mr. Nadir, his dreadlocks make him look like the Predator. He is an object of affection for Shirley Bennett...and...others around campus...
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"Well well, what do we have here!" The Dean did his trademark hand-raise as he threw open the door to one of the school's art rooms. He wasn't invited or even requested, but since he spends so much time cooped up in his office, he always took any excuse to get out and mingle with the faculty and students of Greendale. Today's excuse; a student-faculty mixer celebrating the fallen victims of decompression sickness.
"Dean..." Professor Williams greeted him in a monotone drawl from behind rows and rows of easels. "We're doing portraits today, and my students need to focus, if you could come back later that'd be..."
"Oh, portraits, who volunteered?" The Dean asked, walking closer to the professor, who motioned with his eyes to the elevated stage at the front of the room, "Mr. Marley is..."
The Dean turned to face the stage and his eyes dropped, his mouth very soon following suit; he saw a man, of ebony skin and ridiculously perfect muscles, glistening with a gentle layer of water and perspiration that came from the heat of the room and a carefully-applied hit from Williams' blue mister bottle. He was sitting in the classic pose of Rodin's The Thinker.
"Craig!" Williams' frustrated voice sounded, bringing the Dean back from his trance, "You've been staring at Mr. Marley for six minutes...there's easels and brushes in the corner, if you aren't going to grab one and start painting, come back later!"
The Dean bolted from the room in flushed embarassment (and arousal) so quickly that his clip-on tie fell off.
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So far, Mr. Marley has rebuffed all of the Dean's requests to dress up as a Dalmatian.