A/N: Ugh….I am such a procrastinator…..
Disclaimer: I don't own the epic series Danny Phantom or the Vampire Romance Novel: Twilight.
Rules:
1.) I'm gonna do 5 an update except on the last chapter. NO ACCEPTIONS (unless I say so).
2.) I'll probably add ideas later on. Read the reviews to see what people suggested :D
3.) I'll take any suggestions anyone has, but I have to add it to the end of the list.
Topic 1: Every time he begins an evil laugh, hum "If you're happy and you know it, clap you're hands".
My hand and head were aching by the time I finished writing that love letter. Thinking of things to say nice about Vlad was harder than first I anticipated, so now the letter before me sounded like a cheesy romance between a girlfriend and a boyfriend. I don't care if it's teenager speech or what. He'd fall for it just like Tucker would with Valerie.
"Love, Maddie" were the last words I wrote before stuffing the letter into an empty envelope. I strolled casually downstairs and left the front door, getting mail like I did for the first week of boringness. I swung opened the door which revealed the stack of useless letters that usually sat there when I arrive. That gave me the perfect opportunity to hide my fake one in and distractingly making my hands full. I kicked at Vlad's door.
"Hey, Fruitloop-!"
"Must I repeat myself, Daniel?" he responded instantly as he interrupted my sentence and opened the door for me. "Set it on my desk."
I placed it on his desk, like he asked, but I stayed in the room. I then pretended to do my own business. There was a book that caught my interest on his bookshelf that read: "Astronomy 101". I grabbed it, took a seat, and began reading a few pages from it to look less suspicious. My eyes drifted from the book to back up to Vlad. He browsed through the mail slowly and widened his eyes as he pulled up the letter that "my mom" left for him. Almost instantly, a creepy grin made its way onto his face and shot a glance at me.
I dug my head in my book. I began to whisper.
"If you're happy and you know it, clap you're hands..."
Vlad immediately stopped his laughter and looked at me. I stared back.
"What?" I asked. Vlad blinked at me and handed over the letter, beginning to laugh again, but a little louder.
"If you're happy and you know it, clap you're hands." I mumbled. Vlad stopped and stared again.
"If you really wanna know it, then you really have to show it, if you're happy and you know it clap your hands."
Vlad gave me a puzzled look. "What exactly are you doing?"
I rolled my eyes at him. "Not that there's anything wrong with that, right?" I teased him. I then slowly rose up from my chair and left the room.
Topic 2: Constantly perform ancient rituals in his library and when he asks what's going on, you tell him that you were trying to get rid of the "Evil Spirits" and give him a reproving glare.
I went upstairs to check on my email, and play on Doom 2.0 for a bit.
FryerTuck- You're online! You doing the list I gave ya?
Ghostboy- Yeah, but im only on number 2. Is Sam on?
Chaos- im here
Ghostboy- Do you have one of those old ritual coats you had when you were in 8th grade?
Chaos- Uh, yeah, why?
Ghostboy- can I borrow it?
Chaos- sure. I'll fly over to you in the ghost zone.
After I had logged out, I went down into Vlad's lab and waited for about thirty minutes.
"I'm here!" Sam called from the Fenton Phones. I yelped as she flew the Specter Speeder half way into the lab.
"Sam!" I hissed. "Be quieter next time! Vlad'll hear you!"
Sam just laughed. "Here's the laundry you wanted."
I stare angrily at her. "What took you so long?"
"Traffic." she said. I asked no more questions.
"Hope you have fun with 'Uncy' Vlad!" Sam cooed as she left. She left as fast as she came.
Women.
I slipped on the robe over my usual outfit. It was slightly too big, but perhaps it added to the effect. It was black, obviously, with a long hood that covered my eyes when I pulled it on. The front of the robe required me to tie the rope around my waist. Hmm.
I climbed back up the stairs to the first floor and went to look for a mirror. In all honesty, I thought I looked more gothic than Sam. Down into the library, I searched for a book that had any information of driving away "evil spirits" or however those weird people call it.
"Where the heck is it?" I complained. "I can barely stand up without tripping on these stupid long robes that go all the way down to my feet!"
I tripped just that instant.
"Ow…" I murmured. My attention went down to my feet and saw a book in between my legs. Getting up, I picked up the book and looked at the cover.
How to drive away Evil Spirits for Dummies
I ran a hand through my hair and picked up the book. How Vlad has a ritual book in his house is beyond me…but it was at least it came when I needed it.
A Few Minutes Later
"What the heck are you doing?" was what Vlad said the moment he walked into the room.
"Shh!" I commanded him. I whispered a few words that were in the book as well as a few more random sounds to make it sound more foreign. "I'm trying to make all the evil spirits go away."
Vlad raised an eyebrow. "Really?"
I gave him a reproving glare. Vlad was obviously confused.
"Aren't you...?" I feigned suspicion. Vlad raised an eyebrow at me.
"I'm just as 'evil' as you are, I suppose."
I poked him in the arm.
"I am not an evil sprit." He said as he blushed embarrassingly. I sprinted to the door and flew upstairs before he could say anything more.
Topic 3: Hide cutouts of Danny in his closet.
One advantage of being with Vlad: An infinite number of money to use at my disposal. This morning, I woke up at 6:00 am, flew to the dollar store, and bought every cutout of me I could find.
Which was a little creepy, but you get the point.
My head floated through floor of his bedroom. He didn't notice, which meant he was still sleeping. As quietly as I could, I opened his closet door and put all twenty-five cutouts in the small space. As an added bonus, I stashed his clothes under his dusty bed.
"Curse my sympathy…" I muttered under my breath, but I somehow had the motivation to make his alarm clock go off, which was also strange.
Yawning, Masters got up from his bed, not caring to read the clock or not. I quickly closed the closet and phased out of the room. Silently making my way into bed, I pulled the blankets over, pretending not to hear him screaming in rage.
Topic 4: Randomly sign him up for boy scouts.
Unexpectedly, the phone rang. Vlad answered it and I was listening to conversation on a different house phone.
"Yes?" Vlad asked.
"Hello sir. Are you Vlad Masters?"
There was a pause.
"If I am?"
"I'm calling just to remind you that you have a boy scout meeting at 2:00pm."
Vlad stood from his desk. "What? I never signed up for anything that had to do with Boy Scouts!"
I had to pull the phone out away from me to keep Vlad and Boy Scout leader from hearing my laughter through their conversation.
"On the contrary, you did, sir. You can check our website. It has the signed up list for this month. Call back if you have any questions."
"But there must be some kind of mistake."
The man hung up.
I heard Vlad scrambling to the computer through the house phone. I waited for the right time to laugh…
"My legal guardian is Daniel Fenton." he stated blankly.
Topic 5: Criticize him for his vampire fangs.
"Hey Vlad?" I asked as I peeked into his study. Vlad instinctively jumped at the intrusion.
"What do you want?" he inquired. "Another one of your stupid pranks?"
"No! No!" I said. "Nothing like that!"
Vlad didn't change his expression, which was evident that he was still on his guard.
"I-I just wanted to say how cool you look in your ghost form." I said 'shyly'. Masters blinked.
"Oh?"
"I mean it!" I pushed. "You look awesome, actually."
Vlad lit up just a fraction.
"Except for those dorky fangs." I mumbled. Vlad's face change from arrogant to enraged. "Exuse me?"
"Well, it's true…" I said looking to the side. "You look like someone aiming to look like Dracula."
That pushed him off the deep end. He slammed his hands on the desk and I jumped this time.
"I am not going to sit here and be insulted by you on how I stupid look compared to Edward Cullen. Leave." he said, pointing at the door. I turned around once more.
-Posted March 30, 2011
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