Let's see if I can make this a little better, eh?

Topic 6: Walk around in a sheet and scream "OOOOoooo!"

I pulled the bed sheet off my bed. The clock read 3:00am, which was a good time to start bothering Vlad, although it took me forever to get out off bed. I yawned and went ghost, phasing out of my bedroom into Vlad's. He was in his bed, sleeping like the old man he is.

I floated over his bed and took a deep breath, dragging the sheet over myself. Unfortunately, my legs were visible. Invisiblitiy changed that.

"OOOOOooooo!"

Vlad snapped his eyes open at the booming noise and screamed. He fell off the bed with a loud thump.

"DANIEL!" he hissed, rubbing his back. "Don't you dare do that again or so help me-"

"You'll what?" I mocked. A moment passed.

"Never mind." He said, sighing. "I've got no time for this now. I have a meeting coming up this morning and you're not gonna stop me from sleeping."

With that, he got up, yanked the bed sheet off me, sat back down on the bed and pulled the covers over his head. "Go back to sleep."

Waiting for my blood pressure to lower from the laugher, I flew down and sat on the floor, Indian style. I'm not sure how long I waited for him to fall asleep again, but it finally happened. Pulling on the bed sheet again, I forced to keep my giggling down as I went up next to his ear.

"OOOOOOooooo!"

Vlad shouted as he fell off the bed again. Before he could even make a move, I bolted for the door.

Topic 7: Constantly give him new cosmetics to get rid of his "Blue Complexion"

"Here, Vlad." I said. He gave me a confused look and stared at the box of cosmetics in my arms.

"What is this?" he asked in a grumpy mood. Last night really did a number on him.

"It's a delivery from the mayor of Green Bay. I think it would be nice to get rid of your blue complexion, of course!"

Vlad still looked confused. "I don't have blue skin."

"Yes, you do." I pointed out. "When you're in ghost form."

Vlad rubbed his temples. "Daniel. Why in the world would you be concerned about that?"

"Well…it's abnormal for one." I blabbered. "And all the ghosts in the Ghost Zone mostly have a green complexion, except Ember, but I heard she's changing her make up too, so I assumed that this could be a start for you."

"Alright. Alright. I'll put it on, but only if you will stop bothering me with this." He said, snatching the box. Grinning, I made my way to the window and opened the curtains.

"See? They ordered about thirty trucks of this product! Pretty cool, huh?"

Vlad turned around and glared at me.

"I hate you."

"I know you do."

Topic 8: Call him "The Vladstier" or "V man".

"Daniel?" Vlad called from downstairs. "As much as I hate calling you down here, I need you for a second."

"Coming!" I called back. I ran downstairs and opened the doors to the Study to find Vlad narrowing his eyes at me from his desk.

"Any tricks today?"

"Nothing. So whatcha need me for, V man?"

I swear I saw his hands shaking slightly.

"Can you deliver this to the principle in your school?" Vlad forced through gritted teeth as he lifted his hand to reveal the letter.

"Sure thing." I exclaimed as I grabbed the letter. "So what's the Vladstier up to? Making Casper High wear uniforms again?"

Luckily, I was able to get out of the room with just aching arm, but otherwise, I was laughing as I flew on my way to my school.

Topic 9: Make his cell phone ring the DP theme.

I found myself in Vlad's Study when I finished delivering the letter. I really wasn't sure where Vlad was, but if he wasn't here, I had work to do. As quietly as I could, I snuck up to his desk and opened a drawer. Pulling open one of them, I dug for his cell phone.

Useless paperwork. Figures. Vlad wasn't one for technology that wasn't his own creation. A small device finally emerged from the drawer and I pulled out the cell phone.

A Few Minutes Later

"He's a phantom. Danny Phan- Danny Phan- Danny phantom. Yo Danny Fenton he was just 14 when his parents built a very strange machine…"

"Huh?" Vlad blinked, looking towards his drawer and making his way over. "I thought that piece of scrap died long ago..."

"It was designed to view a world unseen (he's gonna catch em all cuz he's Danny phantom ).

When it didn't quite work his folks they just quit then Danny took a look inside of it. There was a great big flash every thing just changed his molecules got all rearranged (Phantom Phantom)…"

"Fudge." Vlad said, irritated.

"When he first woke up he had realized he had snow white hair and glowing green eyes. He could walk through walls disappear and fly. He was much more unique then the other guys. And it was then Danny knew what he had to do, he had to stop all the ghosts that were coming through, he's here to fight for me and you…"

"Oh, here it comes…" Vlad muttered. He covered his ears.

"He's gonna catch em all cuz he's Danny phantom gonna catch em all cuz he's Danny phantom gonna catch em all cuz he's Danny Phantom."

Vlad sighed with relief.

"He's a Phantom."

Before he groaned. "This is the exact reason why I hate cell phones, Daniel."

The entire song played again four more times before Vlad could find the phone. When he did find it, there was a voice message on the screen.

"Finally found it, huh?"

Topic 10: Every time he switches to ghost mode, scream out "Oh are you gonna go ghost? Oh say it! Go ghost!"

"VLAD! VLAD! We're out of Fruitloops!"

"Be quiet Daniel! Why don't you get it yourself? For the love of...you can fly, can't you?"

"But you're the one who asked me to not go ghost again, remember?"

Vlad huffed. "Fine. I'll get it. Don't go anywhere." He said as he went into Ghost Mode.

"Wait..."

"What?"

"Are you gonna go Ghost? Then why don't you say it?"

"Do you want your Fruitloops or not?"

"I'm not going to stop pestering you about this until you say it."

"No."

"Say it."

"No."

"Say it."

Vlad rolled his eyes, knowing I wouldn't stop like the child I am. "Fine. …I'm…going ghost…" he murmured.

"I'm sorry?"

Vlad growled. "Yes. I am…going ghost."

I snorted. "Not good enough."

"I Am Going Ghost." Vlad said louder.

"Nope. Try again, V-man."

"I am Going Ghost."

"Is that all you got? Wow."

"I AM GOING GHOST, YOU TWIT!" Vlad screamed. I smirked.

"That's all I needed to hear."

-Posted April 10, 2011

I'd honestly try these...to some extent, of course.