Hmm. The new Fanfiction is slightly confusing, but I think I'm getting the hand of it!

Topic 11: Remind him to get a cat.

The clock read midnight and I was completely awake. Taking a nap in the middle of the day can really make it hard on a person who wants to sleep, but I didn't need that sleep. I heard Vlad collapse on his bed, exhausted. I sighed and went through the wall to his room.

"Vlad? Vlad? Vlad? Vlad?" I said, tapping on his shoulder each time I said his name. Vlad, with his eyes still shut closed, actually had the motivation to talk.

"What do you want from me?" he hissed.

"You need to get a cat."

"Go back to sleep, Daniel." He grumbled as he pulled the pillow over his head. I sat on his bed and waited for a while. I'm not sure how long "a while" was but if the clock read three o'clock, then that should be long enough, right?

"Vlad? Vlad? Vlad? Vlad?" I asked again, but this time shaking his shoulder.

He grumbled something I couldn't make out.

"You need to get a cat. Really."

"Go to BED!" he said, sitting up. The bags under his eyes became more present now.

"Now." I pouted.

"No."

"Yes."

"No."

"Yes."

"No."

"No!"

"Yes! And that's final!" he said as his eyes began to glow red.

"Sorry! Sorry!" I said, putting my hands up. "We'll get a cat! Gosh! Just get some sleep!"

I stood up and headed for the door and back into my bedroom. My work was done here.

Topic 12: Ask him why he doesn't have a theme song.

"Why don't you have one, Vlad?"

"Don't have what, you brat?"

"A theme song."

Vlad ran a hand through his hair. "Does it even matter?"

I shrugged my shoulders. "Well, I have one, my cousin Timmy has one and his buddy Jimmy has one, and just look at-"

"I get it. What do you want me to do about it if I DID have one?"

Topic 13: Because he doesn't have a theme song, you write your own entitled "This is the Dawning Age of Plasmius", "Twinkle Twinkle little Vad", and "Vlad will survive".

"Do you want me to make one up for you?" Vlad looked at me.

"I'm perfectly fine, thank you."

I grinned as I took a big breath. (A/N: Yes, I changed the lyrics to each song a bit. Try singing them to the original tune :D)

Twinkle, Twinkle, little Vlad,

How I wonder WHAT you are.

I know this sounds horribly wrong,

Am I still annoying you with my song?

Twinkle, Twinkle little Vlad,

How I wonder WHAT you are.

Vlad put his hands to his ears.

"That is not a theme song." he complained. "And leave me alone. I still need to finish my work."

"You don't like it?" I said, pretending to sound hurt. "Don't worry, Vlad. I thought of a back up song."

"That's enough, Daniel."

"No!" I protested. "This one is not like the first one. I swear you'll like it!"

Vlad crossed his arms.

At first I was afraid, I thought I died.

I kept thinking that I could never live with you right by my side, but then I spent so many nights thinking how you took so long and I grew strong.

And I learned how to prank along…And so I'm back. From outer space.

I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face.

You should have changed that stupid lock. You wish you should have left your key.

If you had known for just one second, I'd continue to bother thee.

I'll go now go. Walk out the door. I'll turn around now. 'Cause I'm not welcome anymore.

Aren't I the one who might prank you with a pie? Did I think you crumbled? Did I think you lay down and died?

Oh no, not I!

Vlad will survive!

Oh as long as he knows how to fight, I know he'll stay alive.

He's got all his life to live

I've got to give it all to him.

And he'll survive…

Vlad will survive (hey, hey!)

"Daniel?"

"Yeah?"

"I'm going to put you in a thermos."

"One more, please?"

"No."

"Please?"

"No."

"PLEASE? When the moon is in the Seventh House and Jupiter aligns with Mars-"

Vlad ran out of the room before I had a chance to finish.

Topic 14: Poke him in the stomach… HARD. When he asks you your reason for doing this, tell him that you were trying to make him go ghost.

"Vlad?"

"Must I really listen to you again?" an annoyed Vlad answered. I jabbed at his stomach. Vlad clutched it and fell back in pain.

"Was that really necessary?" he asked angrily.

"I'm trying to make you go ghost."

Vlad stared at me for a second and a small smile came about his lips. Two black rings surrounded his body, with Vlad Plasmius in his place.

"Satisfied?" He said as he began to lunge at me.

Me? I wasn't surprised at this. Pulling out the Specter Deflector, I quickly wrapped it around Vlad's waist when he got close enough to strangle me. Vlad widened his eyes in horror as the machine shocked him. He fell on the ground, dazed and human while I walked out of the room calmly.

Topic 15: Beg him to take you to Disney World so you can meet Mickey Mouse.

I spotted Vlad sitting on the couch.

"Vlad? Can we go to Disney World?" I asked. Vlad glared at me.

"You shocked me with a Specter Deflector and now you're asking me to take you to Disney World? What do you plan to do there, may I ask?"

"Meet Mickey Mouse."

"Mickey Mouse is busy at the moment. You should see him some other time." he mumbled at me.

"Geez…" I tried to say as I went to the door and closed it behind me. Though, I could feel Vlad stare at me as I left.

"What, no words of wisdom?"

"None for the one who doesn't let me meet Mickey Mouse, no."

Vlad shut up after that.

-Posted on April 19, 2011

Wisdom teeth. My mouth aches. But at least I get ice cream :D