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And to all you Incredibles fanfiction readers, I'm sorry if Edna appears OOC.

Topic 16: Get Edna Mode to come in criticize him about his cape and then have her redesign a costume for him.

"I'm coming!" I called as I made my way to the front door. It had taken me hours to search the internet for a decent clothes designer. This woman named Edna Mode was the first one I found that was a clothes designer for superheroes (in which I didn't think was even possible).

"Hello?" I asked, answering the door.

There was no one in front of me.

"Down here, darling."

I glanced downward and almost wished I didn't. Biting my tongue, I kept from bursting out in laugher as I invited her inside. The woman in front of me was about half my height, but I didn't dare say that out loud.

"You must be Ms. Edna Mode." I said in a more casual tone. "Come in!"

She bushed past me without a word and I closed the door.

"Daniel, isn't it? Where is that fruitloopy man you said I need to take a look at, darling, hm?" she said, twirling her hand.

"Uh, if you wouldn't mind waiting, I'll get him upstairs." I replied.

She snorted, but followed me into Vlad's living room. She jumped onto one of the couches in the room before I left to find Vlad. I glared at the empty hallway.

Where was Vlad, anyway? Walking down that hallway, I saw the stair case up ahead and started to ascend them.

"Daniel?" A voice said behind me. I stopped and glanced upward. Vlad gave me a baffled look.

"I heard someone ring the door bell. Was anyone there?"

"Yeah." I answered. "A woman came in and is waiting for you in the living room. I was looking for you."

Vlad glared suspiciously at me before trudging downstairs.

"Strange…" he muttered. "I don't recall having anyone calling to stop by today…"

I ran after him and caught up when we were in front of the living room. Vlad blinked at the woman, but quickly put on a straight face.

"Ah…there you two are." She said, jumping out of the couch. Vlad walked up to her.

"It is a pleasure to meet you Miss…?"

"Mode. Edna Mode, but you can just call me 'E'."

"Well, E, what can I do for you?'

"That young boy over there," She pointed at me. "Called me in to discuss about a suit that is in need of my aid."

Vlad stared at her.

"Oh! No, no, no! I think he was mistaken." He shot a glare at me and turned back to E, but E wouldn't hear of it.

"I will be the judge of that, darling. You must be Vladimir Masters, are you not?"

"Yes I am."

"Then I suggest you show me that suit." Edna said, rolling her eyes. "Honestly, darling. I've met the identities of some of the world's best super heroes. If you two," was she talking to me? "Have to change into your costume, or however you heroes do it, you need not worry about me exposing your secret."

Vlad and I exchanged looks. Does she expect us to transform in front of her?

"Well? I'm waiting." She said impatiently. Vlad nudged my shoulder, telling me I should go first. I stepped forward.

"Going ghost!" I exclaimed. Vlad chuckled at my battle cry, but I ignored him. Two white rings appeared and surrounded my body, changing me into my alter-ego. When I finished, E stared at me.

"A decent costume, perhaps," She snorted. "But I can do better." She said as she suddenly pulled tape measure out of her pocket. "Put your arms up, darling."

I'm not sure why she needed to measure my arms, but I allowed it.

"Good, good. And what about you?" E said, looking in Vlad's direction. Vlad took a shaky step forward and transformed. E widened her eyes in a way that would have made me run away from her a long time ago.

"Oh, no, no, no! We must get rid of this!" she exclaimed as she lifted Vlad's cape. "This is horrible!" she said, almost yanking Vlad toward the ground. Vlad, not trying to be rude, kept silent. I laughed. So hard that my stomach hurt and I doubled over in pain. Luckily, Edna seemed to be more concerned about Vlad more than me.

"Allow me to give you a new costume, darling! No charge this time, but I'll ask for a payment the next time you require another costume."

"What? Wait! You have to understand-!" Vlad protested.

"What is there to understand? You're coming with me, darling!" she said harshly before turning to me. "You! Boy! Go to my car and pick up my fabrics in the trunk!"

Wow. I'm not even sure I can compare Sam to her. I gave a quick nod flew out of the room and phased through the house. Spotting her car, I hovered down next to it. I made my hand intangible, and searched the trunk for something to use. Unsure of which one she wanted, I picked up the ones that I wanted Vlad to wear.

"Thank, you, darling." She said when I returned and handed it to her. "I'll only be a few minutes."

Edna pushed me out of the room and slammed the door. It was so tempting to just stick me head in there, but I forced myself to wait. Bored, I transformed into human. (A/N: I'm not really sure how long it takes her to make her a suit, but I don't think it matters…)

After about approximately ten minutes, she opened the door again.

"V-Vlad?" I almost said out of surprise. Vlad was wearing a suit that was similar to his old one, but its color a sickening hot pink with gloves that were red. The cape was gone, obviously, and his hair was down, which made him look more like he was living in the 1970's. I was at the brink of falling on the floor, laughing my head off, but Edna was expecting an answer.

"It's amazing!" I said, fighting to keep the laughter out of my voice. She rolled her eyes.

"Of course it is, darling. Now, if you will excuse me, I need to go back to my office for more designing." She said, handing me a business card. "Contact me."

I could tell that Vlad wanted to strangle me, but remembered to wait until she left.

Topic 17: Tell him he needs a "really keen emblem just like Danny Phantom's." Force him to wear one that says "VP"

"Can I see your costume one more time?"

Vlad's face was red. "I've never been so humiliated in my entire life." He glanced at me and I glared back, waiting for a response. "Of course not!"

"Please?"

"NO!"

"Please?"

"DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE MEANING OF NO?"

"I have your old clothes." I teased. They were under my bed, waiting for the perfect chance to blackmail. Edna insisted I burned them. "Does that help?"

That grabbed Vlad's attention. He came up to me and lifted me up by the collar.

"Where is it?" he hissed at my face and I rolled my eyes.

"Have you ever noticed that everyone refers to you as the 'Wisconsin Ghost?'"

"What has that got to do with you giving me my costume back?"

"You need a emblem."

"So what?"

"I'll give you your costume back," I said slyly. "But on one condition…"

Few Minutes Later.

Vlad was reluctantly strolling down the halls of his house, in ghost form, with an emblem on his chest that read "VP" in rainbow colors.

"How long am I supposed to stay ghost to wear this exactly?"

"The whole day." I replied.

Vlad sighed heavily. "I hate being a man of my word."

Topic 18: Ask him to duplicate so you can play hide and seek.

Vlad was still doing his paper work in ghost form today.

"Are you done yet, Vlad?" I asked.

"Does it look like it?"

"No."

"Then I'll ask you to go away." He said as he continued to do his paper work, but I didn't care.

"Are you done yet?"

Vlad face palmed his forehead and put down the paper work. Finally. I took the oportunity to speak.

"Do want to play hide in seek?"

Vlad ran a hand through his hair.

"If it will get you to stop bothering me for a few minutes…a few minutes."

"If you win." I finished. Vlad gave me a look and stuck out his hand.

"You've got yourself a deal, my boy."

I gladly shook hands with him. Before Vlad was about to hide, I pulled on his cape before he flew away.

"Duplicate, please."

Vlad gave a heavy sigh. "Fine."

His entire body flickered and split into two more versions of Vlad. I turned around to count and heard all three of them phase out of the room. When I was sure they were gone, I went ghost and floated down a level into the camera room.

Only a fruitloop would leave his cameras on during a game of hide and seek.

Topic 19: Ask him to duplicate so you can play Marco Polo

"Can we play another game?" I asked again.

"Why do you do this to me, Daniel?" he complained to the ceiling.

"Please?"

I stared at him as he stared back.

"Now?"

There was a pause.

"What now?" He murmured.

"Marco Polo."

Five Games Later…

Vlad yelled in frustration while retreating to his office. I smiled silently and pulled out the Fenton Phones from my ears. Gotta give some credit to Tucker.

Topic: 20: Bug him about his evil plots. To no end (Particularly the one involving the Fright Night, the Crown of Fire, and the Ecto-suit). (A/N: Or in other words, "Reign storm")

"Oh. It's you. Am I going to be bombarded with you witty banter again?" Vlad inquired. He was seated on a couch next to the fire.

"Nah. I'm done today." I sighed, jumping on the couch with him. "I'm as tired as you are."

The last words I uttered made Vlad's face calmer, but looked to me with sad expression. "That's a shame."

"Hey Vlad?" I asked, ending his happy moment. "Do you remember the time Pariah Dark came to Amity?"

"Of course," Vlad snorted.

"Good. Then can you explain why you were such a coward?"

"What do you mean coward?" he demanded.

"Well," I began. "When you stole the Ring of Rage, you ran away from the castle…"

"Pariah was awake by that time…" he dismissed. I didn't allow it.

"…And gave the ring to Valerie…"

"It was for the greater good…" he tried again.

"…And let me beat up the stuffing out of Pariah when you sat in the corner doing nothing."

Vlad lost his cool.

"Oh really?" he said with his face full of rage. "If you hadn't have pulled the sword out of the ground in the first place, where would we have been now, hm?"

Vlad and I were staring at each other, eye to eye. Probably time to change the subject. I rolled my eyes.

"Don't even get me started on how lame you were when you thought Jazz and I were actually fighting…"

-Posted on May 5, 2011

Don't ask me. I don't know either.