Another entry for you all! Thank you to all you reviewers! You really motivate me so much! :)


Topic 21: Find out when his birthday is and anonymously send him a cat. Make sure he never finds out it was you.

"Unbelievable." I said as I looked at the calendar that hung in Vlad's study. On today's date was in bold red letters: Birthday. Just my luck.

One Trip to the Pet Store Later…

"Get the door, Daniel!" Vlad called from his office.

No response.

"Daniel!" he called again but I still didn't answer. I was hidden in a closet just beside the front door. Peeking through the opening, I spotted Vlad giving up, walking out of his office, and manually answering the door.

"Hello?" he said, slowly swinging the door open. No one was there, but a package was at his feet. He picked it up and looked at it curiously before carrying it back to his office. Once he was far off enough for me to sneek out of my hiding place, I went over to him.

"Whacha got there, Vlad?" I asked casually as I strolled on beside him. Vlad snorted.

"Nothing that concerns you, little badger. Run off and bother some other people. I'm sure they'd like to get your autograph."

"I would...as tempting as that may be...but I'm more interested about what's in the box?"

Vlad gritted his teeth, but didn't reply. Once inside his office, he placed the box on the table and began looking for a knife to open it with.

"You sure it's not the Box Ghost in there?"

Vlad pasued with the cutting gave me a suspicious look. "How would you know?"

"I have my ways."

Vlad eyed the box carefully before deciding to open it. He cut open the tape and opened the flaps to reveal something that made him jump back in surprise.

"WHAT IN BLAZES?"

"Meow~" The cat purred happily as it leaped up from the box into Vlad's arms.

I doubled over in pain. "Who in their right mind would send you THAT?"

Vlad rubbed his temples. "I can think of on person. At least Maddie has a playmate."

My heart stopped. Did I hear him right? He already had one cat? (A/N: I give my thanks to KHFROKSMISOKS XD for coming up for this idea :D)

"What?" I inquired. Vlad shook his head.

"Nothing." He said trying to change the subject. "There's not even a return address on this…" He replied, lifting the box close enough to his face to read it again. I snickered.


Topic 22: Rub it in that Danny is the future ruler

I laughed out loud, so loud that Vlad had to turn around to see what in the world had disturbed him.

"Not again..." he muttered. I'm guessing he was hoping that it has nothing to do with him.

"I'm awesome." I announced.

"…Good for you." Vlad said, looking at me weirdly before returning to his work again. I laughed harder.

"Did you know that I'll be the future ruler?"

"Oh yes! And I'm going to forgive Jack for ruining my life!"

"No seriously." I interjected. "I'm gonna conquer the world! I'll be ruler and it's your fault entirely!"

Vlad glared at me. "You should stop before people accuse you of being a narcissist, Daniel."

"I'm not lying. Ever wanna meet Dark Dan? I'll free him from his Thermos for him to meet you, even though I'm putting the whole world in danger of my wrath." I offered. Vlad sighed heavily.

"I swear, Daniel. You will be the death of me."

I jumped and punched the air.

"That proves it! I'll kill you, which will make me superior!"


Topic 23: Force him to go ghost and give you a piggy back ride or you'll shove him in your Thermos.

"Vlad~" I cooed. "Can you give me a piggy back ride?"

Vlad gave me a disgusted look. "What would drive me to do something as idiodic as that?"

I grinned and tossed the thermos between my hands. "I'm not holding back if you say no."

Knowing Vlad's arrogance, he'd accept my offer. No billionaire would want to be shoved into a thermos without a reason.

He muttered something incoherent before he stood up and went ghost, bending down low enough for me to climb on. Vlad rose from the ground and began to fly in random directions as I commanded.

"Whooo!" I said out loud to annoy him. Vlad shut his eyes tightly and began to land.

"Keep going, Fruitloop," I threatened as I picked up the Thermos and aimed it next to his head. "Or you'll get in here face first."

Vlad grumbled, but rose higher again.

"If I weren't doing this in favor of my dear Maddie, then you would be shoved in a thermos of your own by now."

I turned on the Thermos and it began to make a humming sound.

"I'm going, I'm going." Vlad ushered, going faster.


Topic 24: Put a ghost alarm in his house so whenever he walks in, a really loud and annoying alarm comes on.

I flew up to the ceiling and set a ghost alarm directly on top of the office. I'm not sure how long I could stay upside down long enough for me to set this up correctly. How did Dad do it again? I pressed the pink button on the side to indicate that ghosts with the pink ecto-signature will be looked for. Finally, I finished the wiring and flew down again.

"Daniel?" Vlad called for me. Quickly, I turned human and jumped onto the couch, pretending to sleep. I fluttered open one of my eyelids to see Vlad staring at me.

"There you are." He said angrily, marching his way over.

"WARNING! WARNING!" the intercom blared with my voice. Vlad jumped up and surprise. Thank goodness for Mom and Dad's idea on our Fenton Work's Anti-Creep Mode!

"Fruitlooptracker3000 activated. Our special today is hearing loss!"

Did I have an extra set of Fenton Phones for Vlad? Nah.

Since the phones were in my ears, I couldn't hear the annoying smoke-detector alarm, but Vlad obviously did. He scarcely saw the Fenton Phones in my ears before twitching. I stuck my tongue out at him.


Topic 25: Go in his house and wander around the halls and when he asks what you are doing, say "going ghost" and pretend to fly away.

I stealthily maneuvered the halls of the mansion, humming the Mission Impossible theme. It took about an hour, but Vlad finally came around the corner and saw me.

"Should I ask what you are doing?" he asked. I turned to him and gave him an smile.

"Going Ghost!" I yelled, raising my hands up in the air. Vlad covered his face in defense. He and I didn't move a muscle for about thirty seconds. Vlad put his arms down notifying me to run in the opposite direction.

"Whoosh!" I called back to him. I barely caught the last few words that crossed his mouth.

"Either you have seriously lost your mind, Daniel, or you really want to die before college."


-Posted April 30, 2011

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