Well all of you should be happy right now 'cause I now have to do two chapters (Thanks to Turkeyhead987, so be sure to thank her!)

Be patient with the second one. This takes a lot of time, you know. :D

Topic 46: Put your finger in his face and say, "I'm...not...touching you! I'm...not...touching you!"

Vlad was still lying in his room after that night I did number 45. That didn't mean I couldn't bother him, couldn't I?

I sighed again as I looked down at my list. After this five, I'd have two more left. Might as well end it with a bang.

Sitting up from the couch, I ascended the stairs, for like the millionth time, and peeked through the small crevice that led into Vlad's room. He was sleeping soundly. I could imagine him being in a lot of stress right now.

Oh well. Going up to him, I placed my finger about a centimeter off his face.

"Hey Vlad!"

"WHAT? WHO?" he yelped as he snapped his eyes open and looked at my finger. "What are you doing?"

"I'm…not…touching you!"

"Get your finger out of my−!"

"I'm not touching you!"

"Can you please stop−?"

"I'm not touching you!"

He yelled in irritation as he pulled the covers over his head. "I GIVE! JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!"

I laughed and left the room. He'll probably be in there for another two days.

Topic 47: Put Jack's face ALL OVER his house on EVERYTHING (even on his football stuff)

I waited for Vlad to be up on his feet again before I did anything. I want to be able to get his attention fair and square.

"Oh no…" Vlad said as he slapped his forehead. I had used the sticker with Dad's face on it from, which I asked from Sam, and copied it into bigger images.

"Why couldn't I have been in that bed longer?" he asked himself. He looked around with a look of "there he goes again" expression.

"Nyah!" I exclaimed, appearing out of nowhere as I wore a jersey (with Dad's face on it) on top of my usual outfit.

"NO!" Vlad screamed as he ran to his Packers trophy case. "NOT THE PACKERS TOO!"

Topic 48: Follow him around ask every other second: "Where ya going?"

"Where ya going, Vlad?" I asked him. Vlad ignored me and kept on walking.

"Where are ya going?" I asked again. This time, Vlad looked at me with anger in his eyes.

"Where do you think I'm going?" he forced through gritted teeth, gesturing towards his office. I stared back at him.

"Where ya going?"

Vlad groaned. "Are fourteen year olds always dense?" he said aloud.

"You still didn't answer my question." I pointed out. Vlad turned to face me.

"Nyah!" he said as he stuck his tongue out at me. Surprised, I glared at him and stopped talking.

"That shut you up." He said, proudly as he slid past me. It was clear to the both of us that he finally struck back.

This means war.

Topic 49: Whenever he goes ghost get in a really stupid costume and drag him door to door Trick-or-Treating.

Of course, I followed him around everywhere until he went ghost.

"YES!" I exclaimed as I grabbed Vlad's hand. Vlad looked confused.

"What?" he asked, probably not wanting to know what happens next. Without even having to go ghost, I kept on running down the hall and out the front door with Vlad trailing behind.

"Where are we going?"

I ignored his question and continued to run until we got to the first house I spotted. Going up to the front door, I knocked three times.

"What is going on? Whose house is this?" Vlad demanded. Why did he have to ask so many questions? I shrugged my shoulders.

"I dunno."

"Then why are we-?"

"Shh!" I silenced him as I pulled the bed sheet that was tied to my neck. Placing it over my head, I was able to see though the blanket from two holes cut out. Vlad snorted.

"How ironic. The ghost boy dresses as a ghost."

Just then, the door swung open and an old lady about Sam's grandma's age.

"Trick or treat!" I said in the squeakiest voice possible. The old lady smiled warmly.

"Ooo! How nice! A ghost," she looked at Vlad. "And Dracula! Hold on. I'll get some candy." She said as she went back inside.

"I hate you." Vlad commented.

"Shut it, Dracula."

Topic 50: "Borrow" his cape and jump around acting like The Superhero Danny Phantom counter part.

"Hey Daniel?" Vlad asked. "Did you take my cape?"

Going ghost, I put on Vlad's cape and phased through the ground, coming up in front of him. Vlad looked amused.

"Playing super hero, are we?" he snickered.

"If it isn't my arch nemesis: Vlad Plasmius!" I said heroically. This was going to be harder than I thought.

"As if I didn't know that already." Vlad muttered.

"What did you say, villain?"

"What in the world is wrong with you?"

"WHAT?" I jumped back, appearing offended. "I am Danny Phantom! Protector of Amity Park! What is wrong with that?"

"Um…perhaps it would be wise for you to just keep the cape..." Vlad said as he walked to a closet, revealing a vacuum inside.

"You can just vacuum-"

"Curse this infernal messy room!" I said as I grabbed the vacuum from his hands. "This looks like a job for... the vacuum cleaner!"

I ran around the room like a mad man, pushing the machine through every corner of the room.

"Just super…" Vlad moaned as he rubbed his temples.

"Did someone say Super?"

"Somebody kill me…"

-Posted June 5, 2011

I liked the last two quotes from in the end. Vlad's beginning to fight, eh?

Don't worry, Turkeyhead. I'll make the next chapter! Just don't hit me with that pan of yours…