Alright, since the end of school is coming soon (and I've completed my list), I've decided to end this with a BANG!
A few people have been telling me "Oh, poor Vlad! He should take revenge on Danny for doing all these things to him!"
I've dedicated this ending chapter with something that will please those fans. I'm sorry I couldn't get to all your suggestions. There were too many to do everyone, so to make this battle fair and square, I will now present:
5 WAYS TO ANNOY DANNY PHANTOM! (Courtesy of Dark Dan)
Topic 1: Give him toast for breakfast.
Yawning, I got dressed and made my way downstairs. I stepped into the kitchen and inserted two slices of bread in the toaster.
Daniel was going to pay for these two months.
DING!
The timer went off as the toast shot upward. Carefully snatching the bread out of the hot toaster, I placed it on a plate to serve it. I tried to keep my steps as quietly as possible to avoid having Daniel alerted with my presence.
At last, I made it to his door and leaned against it, using one hand to turn the knob.
"Rise and shine, Little Badger! It's six in the morning, so you what that means!"
Daniel tumbled on his bed and groaned.
"What do you want? I'm in the middle of sleeping, if you haven't noticed. I'm through pranking you, so leave me alone!"
To prove his point, he seized one of his pillows and hurled it at me. I step sided, and continued to walk further in.
"Come now, Daniel," I sighed. "I just wanted to drop off breakfast to you as a reward."
He sat up, but didn't bother to open his eyes.
"Whatever. Just so long as you leave."
He took a piece of toast and bit into it. He snapped his eyes open and looked down, realizing what it was, and spit it out quickly.
"You fiend!" he shouted as he threw another one of his pillows at me. I side stepped away from it again. "Do you realize what this is?" he protested as he pointed at his toast.
"I'm fully aware of what toast is, Daniel," I rolled my eyes. "Which is why you are not leaving this room until every crumb of it is gone."
Daniel looked between me and the toast, giving it a sickening expression.
"If I die, Mom will hate you forever." He swore as he pinched his nose and bit off another piece.
Topic 2: Threaten him that he'll work for the Nasty Burger if he doesn't do his chores.
Since I didn't trust Daniel to do the laundry a FOURTH time, I asked him to vacuum the place a bit.
"It's just a little spring cleaning." I suggested. "That never hurt anyone."
Daniel shook his head. "No way, José. I'd rather have ghost fighting and grades to keep up, but I'm not going within three feet of that vacuum cleaner!"
I pondered for a while.
"What ever happened to 'Super Danny'?"
Daniel snorted. "Do you really trust me to vacuum this place?"
In reality, I did not, but a thought appeared in my head.
"Do you want to work in the Nasty Burger?" I countered. Daniel fell silent and grumbled as he took the vacuum cleaner from my hand.
"You owe me, Mayor Fruit Loop."
I smirked.
Topic 3: Keep Danny up the entire night and make him exhausted in the morning.
"Daniel." I croaked. Footsteps were heard as I feigned sickness. He stepped into the room, looking at my ill figure as he walked in.
"What do you want?" he complained as he rubbed his eyes. "It's almost midnight."
"Can you get me a glass downstairs? I'm beginning to feel unwell." I said weakly as he raised his eyebrows.
"Are you sick?" he asked with the faintest bit of concern. I didn't respond, but instead leaned a little bit into my pillow. Daniel left the room immediately and fetched a glass of water. He handed it to me.
"Thank…you." I mumbled as I pulled the covers over my head. I could feel Daniel stare at me for a while before leaving the room.
I waited for an hour before calling him again.
"Can you fetch me a book?"
He grabbed one for me.
"An extra blanket?" I asked.
"Fluff my pillow?"
"Another glass of water?"
"Some butter biscuits?"
Daniel did it all, thinking that I was going to die tonight.
Just because you're 46, didn't mean you'll drop dead overnight, you know.
(Suggested by kirara the great) Topic 4: Suck HIM into a thermos and keep him there until Maddie comes back
"Anything else, your majesty?" Daniel asked harshly as he gave me the 15th glass of water (Thankfully, I didn't drink all of them). Bags were seen under his eyes in attempt to stay awake. "Because I'm waiting to sleep."
"No thank you, Daniel." I said as stood up from my bed. "But I think I have a better way for you to sleep again."
Exposing the Thermos from underneath my pillow, I sucked Daniel as he tried to make it for the door. He didn't make it.
"I'll be sure to keep you here until my dear Maddie comes back." I laughed evilly, shaking the Thermos a little.
Revenge never felt so sweet. Even for an old chap like myself.
(Suggested by Lord Shokku Raijuu) Topic 5: Put Danny in a badger costume.
I released Daniel the day Maddie was coming back.
"ALRIGHT!" Daniel exclaimed as he pushed his sleeves up. "YOU ARE GOING TO FEEL THE PAIN, VLADIMIR MASTERS!"
I gave him a bored expression.
"Your mother is coming in thirty minutes. I packed up your bags." I said as I held out a suitcase. Daniel, grumbling at the response, changed back into human and went to snatch the suitcase.
"A-a-a!" I said as I lifted the case out of his reach. "Not without wearing this!"
I held up his uniform. Daniel sighed.
Time Lapse (Danny's POV)
"Aww! Vlad, he looks so cute!" Mom squealed as she hugged me.
"Well…" Vlad said as he ruffled my hair. I gave him a menacing glare, but he purposely ignored it. "This was all little Daniel's idea."
As Jazz jumped out of the RV and spotted me, she automatically burst out in laughter.
"Shut it, Jazz." I mumbled.
"I-I'm sorry, Danny!" She choked out before continuing her fit of laughter.
"Uh huh."
"Did you two have a good time?" Mom asked the both of us. Vlad and I shared a look.
"Well…" I started.
"You see…" Vlad began as well.
"We just…"
"Shared a few laughs?"
Mom looked at us confusingly and shrugged.
"Whatever you two say."
Just as Mom carried my suitcase to the RV, Vlad leaned to me.
"Not a word of this to anyone?"
"Agreed."
-Posted June 18, 2011
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I'm beginning to get a little sad that this is ending…but I hope you enjoyed this!
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