Alex Rider reflects on his dirty little secret.
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For so many people, their dirty little secret is god-awful. Let's take Yassen for example. His dirty little secret is that he kills people for money. I'd say that is just a slightly major issue, don't you think? At any rate, I'm glad that is not my dirty little secret.
Wolf's dirty little secret is that he's afraid of heights. I wonder if his unit was made aware of this problem after I had to kick his ass out of a plane? Snake's dirty little secret is that he is a Mother Hen. Fox's dirty little secret is that his brother is gay. Eagle's is that he's over twenty-one and he can't have either alcohol or caffeine.
God, I saw Eagle on caffeine once – maybe I should make that my dirty little secret? I survived it.
But none of those even scarp the surface of my dirty little secret.
My dirty secret is more serious.
I've saved millions of people. Children. I've saved children. And I can't tell anyone about it.
Isn't that sick?
That's my dirty little secret – not that I've had sex with some girl; not that I've broken up someone's relationship….
….no, my dirty little secret is that I worked for MI6 and helped save the world.
Makes me sick.
What's your dirty little secret? Please tell me it's something normal.
Alex RIDER
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A/N: If you liked, please review. Cookies will go to those who can guess the band that plays "Dirty Little Secret." For those of you who are wondering, I'll be working on drabbles throughout the weekend and will attempt to update my fiction this Monday or Wednesday. I may tomorrow, but tomorrow's my 21st, so IDK if I'll have time.
Happy 4th of July to those who celebrate!