4. Stare into space, and occasionally smile or laugh maliciously. When people ask what you're thinking about, say, "Oh... you'll see... mwahahaha!"
After being yelled at by Mr. Weasley for thirty minutes George was moved to the back and Mr. Weasley moved up to the front. Fred was softly snoring when the car started moving again. George signed and shook Fred.
"What?" Fred said abruptly as he woke from his slumber.
"Fell asleep during the lecture again?" George whispered with a grin.
"No—alright you caught me. I fell asleep. They should expect it though. I mean they go on and on about boring things. I know I shouldn't spit water on people. It doesn't mean that knowing that is going to stop me from doing it." Fred said.
George chuckled. "Yeah."
Fred signed. "You know what's sad?"
"What?"
"I kind of wish I was back at Hogwarts."
"Yeah me too."
"I mean," Fred said. "We could pull pranks and the only person trying to get us in trouble was Umbridge."
"Yeah the good life."
"Now were stuck on a road trip instead of getting our prank store into business. Sometimes I think this is a deliberate attempt to stop us from creating a prank store."
"I know."
"It's like they think that if they take us far away from London and lock us up in a prison cell for forty years then we will forget our dream."
"Yeah…wait what?" George asked.
Fred continued as if he didn't hear George. "But even though those forty years in prison kept us from getting our dream in our youth we will have thought up of a thousand or more prank items to sell. Then we will make the biggest prank store in the history of prank stores. It will be big. Our names will be all over the world. Even in Australia and America and North Pole. You don't want to forget about Santa and his elves. They will want to know about our prank store too."
"But Fred Santa isn't—"
"And we will be kings!" Fred said cutting off George.
Fred then began to laugh maliciously. Mr. Weasley looked back.
"Fred what are you thinking about?" He asked.
"Arthur you shouldn't be asking that. You should be asking what is he planning!" Mrs. Weasley said from behind the wheel.
Fred just gave a chuckle. "Oh…you'll see…mwahahaha."
The two adults looked at George. He just shrugged his shoulders and said,
"Don't look at me. I didn't give birth to this evil thing. I'm just his twin. The good one."