It was midnight. The boys' room door slowly opened from the outside. Someone must have stolen the key. The door still stood open, showing a black silhouette. The silhouette walked towards the sleeping boys. The silhouette held something in its hand. Some sort of bottle with a weird liquid. The silhouette dripped a bit on someone's hand.
"Shit…" cursed the black silhouette softly "That isn't Luffy-sama…" … Well, who could that be? 'Where is he sleeping?' thought the black haired lady. She looked around and smiled when she saw him. She walked towards him and dripped the liquid in his open hand. Hancock smirked. 'Luffy's mine…'
-xxxxx-
Luffy woke up and yawned. He looked around. Everyone was still sleeping. He cocked his eyebrow. He actually shared a room with Franky, Sanji and Chopper… But it is Zoro, Sanji, Usopp and Chopper this time… What the hell are Usopp and Zoro doing here? Luffy shrugged his shoulders and dressed fast. He walked towards the bathroom and saw Hancock standing next to the boys' bathroom door. Luffy cocked his eyebrow once again and walked towards the door, trying to ignore Hancock.
"Have you touched someone today?" asked Hancock. Luffy stopped and looked confused.
"Huh?" asked Luffy "What do you mean?" Hancock smirked and reached for his hand, but her chin fell on the ground when it was too late.
"Hey, Luffy." Smiled Nami grabbing his hand.
"Hey!" grinned Luffy.
"NOOOO!" yelled Hancock. Luffy and Nami gasped and jumped away. "LET GO OF HIS HAND!"
"Huh?"
-Meanwhile-
Zoro woke up and rubbed his eye. He looked around and he and Sanji were awake. They noticed Luffy's absent and he stood up. Zoro looked at Usopp and smirked. Zoro looked at Sanji and Sanji looked confused at him. Zoro pointed with his thumb towards Usopp. Sanji looked at Usopp and grinned. He nodded and stood up. He grabbed a pen and walked towards Usopp. Sanji drew a little thing and Zoro also drew something. They smirked and gave a high five for Usopp didn't wake up
~ Stick
"Huh?" said Sanji and Zoro in unison.
-Back-
"Ok, ok, relax drama queen… I let go of his hand…" Nami said. She frowned confused and looked at Luffy. "Let go of my hand then…" said Nami. Luffy frowned.
"I'm not holding you anymore…" Nami and Luffy looked at each others hands.
"WAAAAAAAH!" heard Nami and Luffy from the boys' room. Nami and Luffy turned confused.
"Luffy! Let go of my hand!" yelled Nami mad.
"I'm not holding you anymore!" yelled Luffy also mad.
"Damned!" yelled Hancock mad
"Why are you yelling!" yelled Nami and Luffy in unison turning back again at Hancock.
"I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE GLUED WITH LUFFY!" yelled Hancock. Nami and Luffy looked with wide eyes at Hancock.
"SAY WHAT!" yelled Nami and Luffy.
"Guys!" yelled Zoro
"Something happened!" yelled Sanji. Nami and Luffy turned again. But they didn't look worried… They actually laughed hard.
"Zoro and Sanji walking hand-in-hand!" laughed Luffy
"Shut the fuck up!" yelled Zoro
"Nami-swan! I'm not cheating on you!" said Sanji. Nami looked with half lidded eyes.
"You already didn't…" said Nami. Nami looked at Zoro's and Sanji's hands and she laughed hard. "This is such a fantastic moment!" she laughed.
"IT'S NOT FUNNY!" yelled Sanji and Zoro.
"Hancock, when is this over?" asked Luffy with a chuckle.
"After a few hours and it only gets sticky when the material it got on is the same… Like paper on paper… but now hand on hand…" murmured Hancock mad.
"Yea, don't think you can go away with this!" yelled Zoro mad
"What the hell were you trying to do!" asked Nami mad.
"I tried to glue his hand on mine hand! I had to spent a whole day with him, and he was going to be my boyfriend when he realised he liked me again!"
"Well, what a shame! He doesn't like me, he loves me! Idiot!" yelled Nami mad.
"Oi, Nami…" murmured Luffy. Hancock pouted and showed her middlefinger
"I'm going to kill you!" yelled Nami
"Come and get me!" she yelled. Nami wanted to run after her but Luffy was stronger, pulling her to him.
"Fucking bitch…"
"Relax…" murmured Luffy.
"How could you be so relaxed!" asked Nami irritated.
"Imagine if I got glued on Hancock…" he said with a slight shiver through his spine. Nami shivered too. She looked at Zoro and Sanji and smirked.
"You're right, it could have been worse."
"Shut up." Said Zoro.
-xxxxxxxx-
"Bhuahahahahahaha! Zoro and Sanji!"
"SHUT UP!" said yelled. Shanks laughed his ass off "You are the teacher, take responsibility!" Shanks brushed his tear away, but still laughed, nonetheless.
"Nami and Luffy, ok, but you two!" laughed Shanks. He gasped and went quiet after realising something. "Nami…Luffy…"
"Yea?" both asked.
"Are you still virgin?" Nami and Luffy blushed deeply
"YES!" yelled both.
"You have no right to ask that!" yelled Luffy standing up, and dragging Nami almost with him.
"Yes I do!"
"No, you don't!"
"Anyway, I was asking this because were going to sleep at 2 pm because were not going to sleep tonight."
"So?" asked Luffy irritated. Zoro listened interested and Sanji was crying. Nami was biting her thumbnail.
"So…You two have to sleep together in one bed, and since you two didn't have sex, you won't perform it because you didn't even have experience it." Explained Shanks. "And I'm not getting into troubles with the hotel managers and Makino." Luffy pouted and sat down again with crossed arms.
"Luffy, relax." Smiled Nami.
"He's not even my father, what nerve…" silence fell in the room. Nami looked with a pained expression at Luffy. Luffy looked with a mad frown at the ground. She now looked at Shanks and Shanks looked with a painful frown. Nami stood up and pulled Luffy with her. Nami bowed and exited Shanks room fast.
"Oi, Nami!" yelled Luffy, which is being dragged. Sanji and Zoro looked at the door and at Shanks.
"Euhm… He slept badly, so he's cranky! He didn't mean it! Really!" said Zoro defending Luffy.
"I'll kick his ass!" said Sanji mad.
"Don't worry." Smiled Shanks. "He was right, I'm not his father and I didn't have any right to ask that…" Sanji and Zoro frowned worried. Shanks stood up. "If you'll excuse me…" Sanji and Zoro nodded and Shanks left his room. Zoro and Sanji looked at each other and at their hands. Their eyes widened 'THE SAME BED!'
-xxxxxxxx-
Nami dragged Luffy outside. Luffy whined.
"Oi, Nami! You're ripping my arm out of my body!" yelled Luffy "I'm not made out of rubber!"
"You moron!" yelled Nami mad with tears. Luffy gasped a bit. Nami stopped with walking and looked mad at Luffy.
"Nami…"murmured Luffy. Nami stomped Luffy on his head, over and over again. "Ouch! Stop!"
"You moron! Ace isn't your real brother! Makino isn't your real mother! Sabo wasn't your real brother! Why do you see them as your family!" yelled Nami. Luffy's eyes widened and he gulped. "So what if Shanks isn't your real father! He still is your father!" Luffy grabbed Nami's wrist.
"I'm sorry…" murmured Luffy
"You don't have to tell me! You have to tell Shanks!" said Nami mad. Luffy nodded.
"I will… I'm sorry… You're right…" Nami nodded and whipped her tears away.
"I'm always right…" she said. They walked back to the hotel and Luffy smirked.
"Not always… remember~ you thought I still liked-"
"Aw, shut up…" she said giving a soft knuckle against his head. Luffy chuckled.
-xxxxxx-
Chopper and Usopp laughed their asses off. Franky and Brook passed out after they laughed and the girls tried to hold their laughter. Zoro and Sanji laid their heads on the table, being very, very depressed.
"You two have to share a bed!" laughed Chopper
"Every time I say you two have to get a room, o my Oda!" laughed Usopp. "You have no other choice!" Zoro and Sanji crumbled under their breath. "Why did you two held your hands in the first place!" asked Usopp
"We always draw on your face when you're asleep! But you always wake up!" yelled Zoro
"And you still were sleeping when we were ready! So we gave a high five!" yelled Sanji
~Silence~
"SO YOU TWO DREW TESTICALS UNDER MY NOSE!" yelled Usopp mad. "DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD I HAD TO SCRUB!" Sanji and Zoro smirked
Luffy and Nami entered the relax room. Sanji and Zoro looked at them and Nami and Luffy looked away trying to hold their laughter. Sanji and Zoro laid their heads back on the table again.
"Huh?" Nami and Luffy looked at Robin "Are you two glued together as well?" asked Robin. Nami and Luffy nodded.
"It could have been worse… You could have been glued together with Hancock." Smiled Vivi. Luffy and Nami sighed relieved
"We know~" said both happy. Vivi smiled and looked at Hancock.
"She was the one who did this, right?" she asked. Luffy nodded.
"She wanted to be glued together with Luffy and stay with him the whole day…" Nami said. Zoro stood up and pulled Sanji with him.
"OI!" yelled Sanji "Stupid Marino!" Zoro stood before Hancock and looked with a dead glare and a beating vein. He pulled Sanji up with his hand.
"I don't wanna stay with him the whole day…" said Zoro mad "Make him disappear with your witch powers…" Hancock looked mad
"I can't do a thing about it!" yelled Hancock "It's over tonight!"
"Hancock! Come here!" Everyone looked at the entrance of the relax room, seeing Shanks. Hancock turned and pouted.
"Yea, yea." She said.
"One time 'yea' is enough." Said Shanks. Shanks and Hancock walked away. Nami looked at Luffy and noticed he smiled. Nami grinned and kissed his cheek fast. Luffy looked at Nami and Nami grinned. Luffy smiled.
"Any idea where we're going tonight?" asked Kaya "Shanks said we're going somewhere." Luffy shrugged his shoulders and the others looked confused.
"Maybe a disco." Laughed Vivi
"Or karaoke!" said Brook
"Nope." Everyone looked confused at Luffy "I guess something with fireworks… He loves fireworks… He made me stay up when I was young for fireworks all night…"
"Fireworks… Sounds super!" said Franky.
"I love fireworks!" smiled Kaya. Everyone was still discussing and Nami looked at Luffy. Luffy smiled looking at the others.
-xxxxxx-
"Shishishi…"
"Hihihi."
"IT'S NOT FUNNY!" yelled Zoro and Sanji. Sanji, Zoro, Nami and Luffy shared one room. Nami and Luffy lay in the same bed, and of course, Sanji and Zoro lay in the same bed, trying to sleep. Nami and Luffy couldn't help but laugh and Sanji and Zoro were irritated. "I can't stand this…"
"Shishishi."
"Hihihi."
"SHUT UP!"
"Nami-swan is laughing with me…"
"Ah, no, my laugh muscles are tickling…" giggled Nami.
"Let's try to sleep…" smiled Luffy. Nami nodded. They closed their eyes and went a bit closer to each other.
"Tgg…" said Zoro. "How can I ever sleep in the same bed as you?"
"Aw, shut up! You can even sleep in a tree! Or a roof! Or in a grand prix race car!"
"Yes, but you are even worse."
"Aw, shut up!"
"You're getting to close!"
"No, you are!"
"SHUT UP!" yelled Nami with her devil face. Luffy chuckled a bit but still had his eyes closed. Yes, he got used to it. Nami lay down again and closed her eyes. It finally was quiet in their room until…
BONK
"STUPID MARINO! YOU KICKED ME OUT OF THE BED!"
"I so didn't do that on purpose…" murmured Zoro. Nami and Luffy looked at each other with a beating vein and half lidded eyes. They are so going to be tired tonight…
-xxxxxxxxxx-
"Is everyone here?" asked Shanks
"Yes!" yelled everyone hyper and happy. Shanks smiled and counted everyone.
"Where's Hancock?" asked Vivi "Not like I care…"
"She's helping the hotel manager with cleaning as punishment." Said Shanks. The mugiwara group cheered and the captain sighed relieved. "I'm the teacher so I have to take the responsibility… remember?" giving Sanji and Zoro a knuckle on their foreheads. "Slept well?"
"Hell no." both said. Shanks chuckled.
"Let's go." Smiled Shanks. Everyone nodded and grabbed their backpacks with snacks and drinks. They exited the hotel and it already was really dark. Nami and Luffy still walked hand-in-hand but they liked it, and Sanji and Zoro…
"Mommy, why are those two guys holding hands?"
"Don't look, darling, just walk further." Sanji and Zoro frowned and blushed. They are so going to kill Hancock! Shanks pointed at a high grassy place saying to go there. Everyone nodded and followed him. They stopped at the pointed place. They spread blankets and sat on it. They already heard sounds and looked up in the sky, seeing the most beautiful fireworks.
"Moon Island is well known for their fireworks." yelled Shanks with a smile.
"I understand why!" yelled Vivi.
"It's beautiful!" yelled Kaya. Luffy and Nami only looked in silence and with a smile. Luffy looked at Shanks and Shanks only looked at the fireworks. Luffy scratched his head. Nami gasped. Luffy looked at Nami and Nami looked at their hands. She showed her empty hand.
"It's over!" yelled Nami happy. Luffy grinned and looked at Zoro and Sanji. They literally were dancing in happiness. Luffy laughed and Nami joined him. Luffy pointed at Shanks and Nami nodded. Nami went towards the girls while Luffy went towards Shanks. Luffy sat down next to Shanks and opened a bag chips. Shanks looked confused at Luffy
"Happy birthday!" yelled Luffy over the fireworks, offering him chips. Shanks smiled and grabbed some "Sorry for what I said back at the hotel!"
"Don't worry about that!" smiled Shanks
"I do, it's not really an awesome present…" Shanks laughed. "Why are you even on an island far away from home on your birthday?" Shanks shrugged his shoulders. Luffy cocked an eyebrow and sighed. They were quiet for some time and enjoyed the fireworks.
"Remember when we went to some firework show for your birthday!" asked Shanks already a bit more audible. Luffy laughed
"Yea, I ended up sleeping and you giving me a piggyback back home!" Shanks laughed and nodded.
"And Makino asked if you were heavy! She was worried about that! I said she should be worrying about your lightweight." Luffy laughed. Both looked at the fireworks again. Shanks looked at Luffy and Luffy nibbled on the chips. "Talking about Makino, is it ok if I ask her to marry me!" Luffy choked in his chips and Shanks looked with wide surprised eyes. Luffy looked at him with wide eyes.
"Why the hell did you ask that?" asked Luffy
"Well, I don't know if you want me too!" said Shanks. Luffy laughed and stomped his shoulder
"It's ok! Make her happy!" yelled Luffy
"You sound like an old fart!" laughed Shanks
"You are an old fart!" yelled Luffy offended
"That's not fair!"
"I can't control you age, old fart!"
"Why you-!" Nami looked at Luffy and Shanks. They were arguing… But still with a smile plastered on their faces. Nami smiled too. She was curious what they were talking about.
"And what if I said no!" yelled Luffy with a soft chuckle
"I still would ask her!"
"Well, dad, promise me one thing, threat me on meat after the trip!" yelled Luffy. Shanks laughed and nodded
"Deal!"
"And I swear, I kill you if you make Makino miserable!"
"D...Deal!"
-xxxxxx-
"Isn't he heavy?" asked Nami worried. Shanks laughed
"Don't worry." The group walked back to the hotel. It's 4 am now so it's really early/late for them. Shanks carried Luffy on his back once again while Luffy was sleeping. Luffy couldn't take long nights, he always fell asleep. And he didn't get much sleep, so that's another fact.
"THIS IS SO UNFAIR!" yelled Zoro. Usopp laughed and piggybacked Chopper. Chopper would laugh too if he still was awake. Brook and Franky laughed also. "Seriously! Our hands finally got free, and guess! The prince had to sleep! And who have to carry him!"
"You!" yelled Usopp, Franky and Brook. Another day, another fiasco… And so many things still have to happen…
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Like Zoro's and Robin's date in the next chapter =D they are going home in the next chapter too, before I change the tittle in One Piece school trip instead of One Piece Academy. I actually wanted to make a one shot out of this, but I just made one chaper. Hope you liked this. It really cracked me off xD I hope I can still update behind the scenes and Talkroulette ~
This were 5 pages on word by the way, so I'm dead -.- revive me by giving me extra lots of reviews =D
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