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Ace woke up and rubbed his eyes. Damn, he was tired… Nojiko was coming home today. Ace stepped out of his bed and walked towards Luffy's room. He opened the door and yawned.

"Luffy, it's time for school!"

Sometimes Luffy would curse or throw a pillow, but he didn't… Ace took a closer look and frowned. "Makino, where's Luffy?"

"I don't know, I haven't seen him yet."

"Oh, really?" he smirked. Shanks entered the apartment and looked around.

"Where's Luffy?" he asked.

"I don't know… Why?" Makino asked.

"He had a fight with Nami and ran after her… I haven't seen him since then…"

"Oh, really?" Ace's smirk grew wider. His mobile rung and he picked it up. "Perfection here…"

"Ace, did you see Luffy?"

Ace turned worried. "Nojiko… No, I haven't, why?"

"His jacket is here and your spare school uniform is gone…"

Ace smirked. "Make up sex, how innocent."

"I know, right~"

Makino and Shanks looked with wide eyes. Make up what?

- After some time –

"…"

Nami looked out of the window with hooded eyes and Luffy leaned his chin into his palm, looking the other way with equally hooded eyes.

The mugiwara crew looked confused. What the hell was going on?

Nami and Luffy sighed at the same time.

"Guys, do you think what I think?" asked Franky. Some nodded with a smirk and some looked confused. Franky went closer to Luffy's ear and whispered with a smirk, "Nami's naked body~"

Luffy screamed in shock and fell backwards with his head hitting the ground. He lifted himself up with his elbows and he looked at his crew with wide eyes and a nosebleed. The mugiwara crew chuckled.

Kaya went towards Nami's ear and whispered, "Luffy's sweaty abs~"

Nami's smile widened with a soft humming voice.

"Guys, this is gold!" grinned Franky. Luffy pouted mad and brushed the blood away with his thumb.

"Oi, Nami, snap out of it…" Luffy said, shaking her shoulder.

Nami blinked and lifted her head a bit, looking at her lover. "Yeah, darling?"

Luffy pointed at the smirking crew. She looked at them and blushed. "T…They know?"

Luffy nodded with half lidded eyes.

"Tell us everything in details," Franky smirked.

"HELL NO!" Luffy and Nami yelled with cherry red faces.

"Everyone sit down." Everyone sat down on their places. "Luffy, I need to speak with you in recess."

Luffy frowned and scratched his cheek. "O…Ok…"

Shanks nodded. "Grab your books and go to page 83."

Recess started after the lesson was over and everyone went outside, except for Luffy. He walked towards Shanks and the teacher offered him a seat. Luffy sat down and blinked.

"Well…" the redhead began, "I know I'm not your father, but I'm still concerned for you could have to stop school for it…"

Luffy cocked an eyebrow.

"Was it safe?"

Luffy made an 'o' mouth, blushing. He looked away with slightly red cheeks.

"T…the first time it was… But the second…" he murmured.

Shanks frowned. "Two times?"

"Well… Yeah, yesterday and this morning…" He looked at the ceiling. "But we were taking a shower, so we're clean!" he said, rather offended.

Shanks smiled. "Listen, if Nami starts to vomit or something, just tell me. I'll take care of it."

Luffy smiled and nodded. He grabbed his bag and stood up.

"Well, off you go."

Luffy grinned and exited the classroom. "Thanks, Dad."

Shanks smiled and leaned back in his chair. "Dad, hé? I think I can comply with that…" he murmured.

Luffy walked upstairs towards the roof and met his crew. They looked at him and smirked.
"Well, captain. Since Nami won't tell anything, why won't you instead?"

"Where's Hancock?" he asked, ignoring them.

~subtle change of object~

"Well, euhm…" Franky murmured. He hadn't expected that.

Nami smirked. Booya!

"Franky, Brook and I were asking her questions about why she did that while Zoro and Sanji went to her house, destroying her clothes," Usopp smiled. "Kaya, Vivi, Robin and Chopper stole her bag with bus ticket and mobile, so she had to walk. Marigold's and Sandersonia's bags too."

Luffy and Nami smiled. How they enjoyed this… Luffy walked towards Nami and sat down next to her. Nami crept into his lap and smiled. "I have your bento."

Luffy grinned and grabbed it. "Thank you," he said, kissed her cheek and opened the bento.

"Ow, God… they are turning into a boring 'Long nose and Kaya-neechan' couple…" Franky murmured.

"What?" both asked.

"Yohohohohoho," Brook laughed, "Boring, indeed."

"Look at Robin and Zoro and tell me what's boring," Usopp yelled, pointing at them. The crew looked at said couple.

"Say 'Aaaah'," Robin smiled, trying to feed Zoro.

"Seriously?"

"Say 'Aaaah' or I'll stuff it in your nose…" she threatened.

"A…Aaaaah!"

Robin smiled but the crew members shuddered. She could be so, so… Evil…

"Just tell one thing about your experience!" Franky said.
"Sure," Luffy answered, and everyone looked with wide eyes, Nami included. "We made up, kissed and went upstairs."

Nami sighed and everyone looked with half lidded eyes.

"But seriously…" Robin stuffed another piece in Zoro's mouth, almost in his nose for not paying attention. "You did use protection right?" she asked worriedly. The crew looked at the couple.

"Yeah…" Luffy murmured.

"The first time… The second time, it was already too late…"

"Yeah…" Luffy repeated.

"Second?" Sanji asked while lighting his cigarette. Actually, it was rare that he was even curious.

"Yeah, second. In the shower this morning. I couldn't go to Nojiko's room for… A thing."

"The shower! Did you guys…! I told you Usopp! It isn't that bad!" Kaya said.

"It is! It's small and there's too much light!"

"Come on! Even those virgins did it!" she said, pointing at Luffy and Nami.

"OI!" the couple exclaimed.

"So there's a huge possibility you're pregnant?" Robin asked, almost stuffing food in Zoro's ear.

"Seriously! Woman! Here's my mouth!" Zoro yelled, annoyed.

"Yeah…" Nami murmured. Luffy grinned.

"I don't care if she is. Ok, we have to quit school, but I really don't care…"

Nami smiled and she put her head against his chest.

"And YOU went crazy when we did it unsafe!" Kaya yelled, and Usopp shuddered. She walked away with a mad frown.

"Kaya! Sweetie! Wait!" he screamed and ran after her.

Boring couple? It wasn't that bad…

The recess was over and they walked back to their class. They were supposed to have lessons from Yasopp now.

"Daddy! I had a fight with Kaya!" Usopp cried, holding Yasopp's leg tightly.

"Yeah? It's about time… I really don't know how she can live with you…"

"That's mean!" Usopp cried harder.

Everyone laughed. They sat down on their seats and talked a bit. The classroom door opened, showing a panting Hancock.

"I KILL YOU!" Hancock yelled, pointing at Nami. Everyone's eyes widened. "GIVE ME BACK OUR BAGS!"

"W…Wait!"

Hancock sprinted towards Nami but Zoro put his foot in the way of hers, making her trip and fall onto her face, while Nami tried not to laugh. Hancock stood up again and glared at the orange-haired girl. She grabbed her tie and Nami squawked. "Let me go!"

Luffy stood up and grabbed Hancock's wrist, which looked gently. Hancock looked at Luffy and Luffy smiled sweetly. She then started to scream when Luffy really, really grabbed her wrist – hard. She let go of Nami who looked with wide eyes.

"Shouldn't you do something?" Usopp asked while sitting on Yasopp's desk.

"Nope."

"Could you not touch her?" Luffy asked, still with the sweet smile plastered on his face "Or I won't be held for my consequences …."

Hancock took a step back and walked towards her seat. She sat down with a 'humpf'. Luffy also went back to his place, but with a smile instead.

"Grab your books and read two pages."

They read with a smile.

-xxxxxxxxxx-

"No," Luffy said with crossed arms. School was over and he was home again. He was looking through some folders for wedding rings with Makino.

"This one?"

"No," Luffy said with his pinky in his nose.

Ace entered the room and looked surprised. "Luffy!" he yelled. He threw his bag away and ran towards his brother, who gasped and ran away.

Ace ran after him. He jumped and caught him, and Luffy screamed like a pig being caught. The scarred boy turned onto his back and Ace pinned his legs with his own legs, then grabbed Luffy's cheeks and pulled.

"How was your first time?" Ace laughed. "My little brother is finally mature!"

"Shuf upf!" said little brother tried to say, smacking him with his fists.

"Better than doing it yourself, hea?"

"SHUF UPF!" Luffy yelled, turning crimson. Ace laughed and Shanks facepalmed. Then the door opened and Shanks looked surprised.

"Nami?" Shanks asked.

"Nami-nee?" Ace said.

"Nami?" Luffy asked.

Nami entered the living room and saw Ace and Luffy. Ace stood up and brushed his knees. "NAMI!" he yelled and ran after her.

"Save your life!" Luffy yelled, and Nami gasped and ran away.

"Come here!" Ace yelled.

"Shut up!" Shanks shouted, but to no avail. "Stay here!"

Luffy ran after Ace and Ace after Nami. Ace tackled Nami, Luffy tackled Ace and smashed his brother's head with his fist over and over again.

"Could we just look at the wedding rings…" Shanks sighed. "I kinda want to do this today…"

"Yeah sure! If Ace leaves Nami alone!" Luffy yelled madly.

"Luffy save me!" Nami cried, trying to get away.

"Yeah, save her! You might get a 'thanks' if you do!" Ace grinned.

"That's classified information!" Nami yelled madly. "I'll tell Nojiko!"

"Sure," Ace grinned. Luffy pulled his brother off of Nami and she finally was free. The two brothers were still fighting and so she walked towards Shanks, sat down on a seat and looked at all the wedding rings.

"This one is nice," she smiled. Shanks looked at it.

"Isn't the diamond too small?" he asked.

Nami smiled and shrugged her shoulders. "I like small things."

"You hear that, Luffy! She likes small things! Aren't you lucky!"

"OI!" Nami and Luffy yelled.

'I'm getting him back for that later…' Nami thought with a blush.

Luffy walked towards Shanks and Nami while patting his hair straight. He looked at all the wedding rings and at the one Nami pointed at. It looked cute… He would have bought it if he won some money…

"This one?" Nami smiled. Shanks and Luffy looked at it. They smiled.

"Looks good," Shanks smiled. He looked at Luffy for his permission.

Luffy noticed him looking. "Ah, sure!" he grinned. "It looks right for her!"

Shanks smiled and nodded. "This one, it is, then."

"I have to go again," Nami smiled.

"Why did you come in the first place?" Ace asked. "Not like I mind… Just curious…"

"Shanks needed some help… So here I am," Nami smiled.

Shanks nodded. "She was early, that's why I was surprised," Shanks smiled.

Luffy walked Nami to the door. He kissed her for a few seconds before they parted again.

"Could you call Ace for a second?" Nami asked sweetly.

Luffy cocked an eyebrow but nodded. He walked to Ace, telling him he should go to Nami for a second. His brother nodded and did what he was supposed to.

"Yeah?" Ace asked.

Nami smirked and leaned to his ear. "Nojiko and I did a contest…" she smiled. "Luffy's is bigger."

Ace's eyes widened. No frucking way... "What?"

Nami walked downstairs with a smile. She turned and waved.

"I'll tell Nojiko!"

"Sure~" Nami smiled.

Ace pouted and closed the door. No way in hell his little brother… Ace dialled Nojiko's number.

"Yeah…"

"Nojiko, Na-"

"Yes, Nami was telling the truth…"

"Whaaa… B… But…"

"Oh… And another thing… Luffy's first time ended after 45 minutes… And yours 15… Remember?"

"NO FRUCKING WAY!"

"Yep, and now I'm busy with my homework."

"Noji-!" – gone. Ace looked at his mobile with wide eyes. He walked into the living room and thought about what he had just heard. He frowned and got up to Luffy's room, kicking the door open. Luffy looked with wide eyes.

"Pants off…" Ace commanded with a death glare. What… The… Fu–

-xxxxxxxxx-

"Nojiko!" Ace cried over his mobile.

"Relax, I still love you," Nojiko laughed, knowing why he was crying.

"Weeeeeh! Nojiko!"

"Weeeeeeh! Nami! Ace pulled my pants off!" Luffy cried over his mobile.

"Aw, cutie… Want me to come over?" Nami asked sweetly.

"Sniff… Yes… Sniff…"

Nami smiled. "I'll come."

Ace and Luffy still cried like two little kindergarten kids and Shanks facepalmed. Oh my Oda…

Nami walked downstairs and saw Bellemere sitting on the couch. "I'm going to Luffy," she smiled. Bellemere smiled and nodded. She almost left but her mother stopped her just before she was about to open the door.

"Come here."

Nami walked back and Bellemere gave her something. A little box. Nami looked at it and smiled. Contraceptive pills.

"Thank you so much!" Nami smiled. She kissed Bellemere on her cheek and exited the house. She smiled when she saw Nojiko.

"Let me guess, you have to go to Ace?"

"Yep…" Nojiko smiled. "And you have to go to Luffy?"

Nami nodded shyly. Sigh… Brothers. Both smiled and walked towards the bar. Nami opened the door but the bell betrayed them.

Luffy ran downstairs and leaped into Nami's arms. Nami fell backwards with a yelp. Nojiko looked with wide eyes and held the door open.

"Luffy! We have to go inside! I don't wanna hug on the streets!" Nami yelled madly. Luffy stood up and tilted her.

"Yosh!" He ran upstairs with Nami in his arms and he kicked the apartment door open. He laid Nami on his bed and then laid down next to her. Nami blinked a few times when he closed his eyes. She smiled and went closer to him, closing her eyes and enjoying his smell in the room. So sweet and clean…

Nojiko smiled when she looked at them. Such a cute couple…

Ace looked at Nojiko with big puppy eyes. "L…Luffy…"

"You caused a dramatic trauma to Luffy! That's not nice!"

"H…He…"

"I still love you." She kissed him and dragged him towards his bedroom. "Come, I'm tired…"

Ace nodded. "Luffy wanted to scratch my freckles off my face…"

"Aw… Really?"

Ace nodded sad. She smiled. "Come, let's take a long nap. I'm sure it's over tomorrow." They also lay in bed just like Luffy and Nami. Luffy woke up a bit and grabbed the sheets, pulling them over them both. Then he smiled and went closer to her. He didn't mind to do this more often…