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"Bachelor party?"
Luffy looked with an uneasy and strained face at Nami, invitation in his hand and reaching for Nami to grab it. Nami grabbed it and looked at the invitation with confusion. "From Makino?" she asked.
"Aa, a bachelor party from Makino for the girls. Shanks also has one for us." Her boyfriend answered, sitting down on the seat next to her. He held his hand under his chin and his elbow on his table, looking at Nami with a worried frown. Nami opened the invitation and read it. A smile slowly crept on her face. Luffy's frown even turned more worried now.
"S…So… What does is say?" asked Luffy concerned and curious.
Nami looked at him and blinked a few times, her mouth turning into a smirk right after. "What are you going to do on Shanks bachelor party?" she changed the subject…
Luffy looked at Nami with a straight, expressionless face. "We are going to a soccer game in the soccer stadium…" he said in a normal soft tone. Nami's smirk grew. Luffy now sweated bullets and he fidgeted with his hands. "A…And you?"
"Don't know…" said Nami with a sigh, folding her invitation "Why don't you ask Vivi, Robin or Kaya? I bet you gave them also an invitation…"
Luffy snapped his head to the three girls, who also looked in their invitations with a little smile. The three looked at Luffy and smiled wider. Vivi walked to Nami, Kaya to Usopp and Robin to Zoro, with the equal smirk Nami was wearing.
"I'm going to make sure I have enough 1 belli bills." Said Vivi with a slight chuckle. Luffy's eyes slightly widened.
"Darling, I'm not going to cheat on you~" said Kaya with puppy dog eyes. Usopp looked at her with a dead panned expression. What now? Luffy's eyes widened further as soon as he heard that.
"Zoro-kun… You don't mind if I'm going to look at a different man, right?" asked Robin sweetly and innocently. Luffy's eyes widened, if even possible, further. What was Zoro going to say?
Zoro opened his eye and looked at her, seeing the invitation in her hand. He closed his eye again and sighed "I don't mind… But don't cheat on me and you are forbidden to look at Swirly…" he said. Luffy gasped. Zoro betrayed him! Luffy now turned to Nami who was reading the invitation again, still with the goddamned smirk on her face!
Luffy leaped to Nami and tried to grab the invitation out of her hand, but Nami was faster. "Give it here! I need to read it!"
"Why?" asked Nami with a soft giggle "Afraid we might get a striptease? What are you going to do about that?"
Luffy's face turned scarlet. He didn't want Nami to look at a different man! And he admitted… He was jealous! What if Nami was going to love the man who gave the striptease! Is she going to leave him!
Luffy slumped on his knees and everyone swear they could see a little soul floating out of Luffy's mouth, showing his defeat.
Nami smiled but she couldn't help but feel sorry for him. She wasn't going to show the invitation though. The teacher, Beckman, entered the class and everyone sat down. Everyone except Luffy. Beckman looked at him and frowned slightly with a vein popped above his left eye.
"Luffy…" he began
"Let me die slowly…" he said, waving his hand in the air as a 'Leave me alone' sign. Nami giggled softly when she saw him being all depressed about a striptease. How cute was that?
"I can let you die during detention…" murmured Beckman. Luffy turned his head to look at him and frowned slightly mad. He stood up and sat down on his seat, next to Nami, and his head slumped forward on the table. Nami smiled and leaned forward, patting his head in a comforting manner. Luffy looked at her and glared purely dead.
Nami chuckled and looked at Beckman as he was teaching. Nami was taking notes and Luffy still looked at her. Had he ever told her she was beautiful?
'I think I did… I must have…' he thought, looking the other way. Nami looked at him again and smiled again, biting on her pen. He still was cute and he really was bothered by it… He is so jealous~
Nami chuckled again and wrote further, thinking what kind of colour nails she wanted at the beauty salon they were going with Makino's bachelor party…
Everyone walked outside. The boys were making bets which soccer team was going to win. The girls were whispering about this and that. Luffy was getting slightly annoyed… How could everybody just relax like nothing was happening… The girls were going to get a striptease! And the boyfriends – Usopp and Zoro – didn't mind at all… Was Luffy the only one getting worried and even maybe, slightly jealous? But Nami was right… What could he do against it? The bachelor party starts tomorrow morning! What was he going to do!
Luffy took a deep sigh and he walked behind his friends. Zoro stopped and walked further after he got caught up with Luffy. Luffy still looked with a dead panned expression and Zoro looked at him with a small smile.
"What's up?" he asked. Luffy lifted his head a bit and he looked at Zoro, mouth gaping.
He sighed again and rubbed his head. "I somehow hope they aren't getting a striptease…"
A smile slowly crept on Zoro's face "Are you jealous they are getting a striptease and not we?" he asked.
Luffy looked at him and pouted slightly. "No… What if Nami is going to cheat on me?"
"She won't! She loves you too much… It makes me even nauseous…" he replied. Luffy looked at Zoro with half lidded eyes, a little sigh slipping over his lips. "You really are imagining stuff which is really annoying. Don't worry too much."
Luffy nodded slowly. Zoro's right, he only is making himself crazy. Luffy took a deep relaxed breath. It was going to work out.
Nami smiled as she put on her dress, looking at it in the mirror. She looked at her hair and she brushed it softly. Nami put on her lipgloss and she pouted her lips, taking a better look at it. She smiled and nodded to herself, deciding it looked well. Nami ran downstairs after some time and she looked at Bellemere, who also was getting ready for the bachelor party. Nami smiled when she heard Bellemere also was invited. It was funny to know Makino wanted to meet Bellemere. She was Luffy's mother in law after all.
"Are you ready?" asked said mother in law. Nami smiled and nodded happily, walking behind her when she closed the door. Bellemere and Nami both smiled when they saw Nojiko standing on the front porch. The three ladies walked to the car and closed the porters after them. Bellemere put the keys in the ignition and they drove to the promised point.
Bellemere parked the car at the spa centre and they stepped out the car. They walked towards the entrance and opened the door, already seeing Vivi, Robin, Kaya and turned to the three newcomers and they greeted happily, excited for their beauty treatment
"Hello! I am Makino." She said, shaking hands with Bellemere.
"And I am Bellemere, Nojiko's and Nami's mother." She said with an equal smile "Sorry I couldn't meet you sooner." Said Bellemere with an uneasy smile.
Makino chuckled softly with her hand before her mouth "No problem! It also is my fault for I also couldn't meet you sooner." Explained Makino. "I was really busy with the boys and such. They are one hell of a problem!"
"Ah! The girls are ten times worse! I'm sure of it! Let's trade! Me the boys and you the girls. Sounds fair, no?"
"No!" yelled Nami and Nojiko in protest. Everyone laughed and Bellemere sighed depressed.
Ace, Shanks and Luffy sat in the car, driving towards the soccer stadium. Luffy nibbled his thumb nail while looking at the side of the road. Ace yawned and he turned to look at Luffy. He looked at his little brother with half lidded uninterested eyes and he prepared a fist, punching Luffy straight after.
"Ouch!" yelled Luffy, rubbing his upper arm "What the fuck was that?" He asked his freckled brother with a pout.
Ace sighed and he rubbed his knuckles for he punched too hard. "You are getting me nervous with nibbling your thumb nail. Grow a pair between your legs and don't act so stupid, you moron." Said Ace. Luffy's pout turned bigger and his frown turned deeper.
"Brotherly love…" sighed Shanks.
"I've got something between my legs and I recalled it's bigger than yours…" murmured Luffy, receiving a head lock from Ace and some curse words. The two ended up fighting on the backseat and a vien popped in Shanks forehead.
Shanks parked the car and he pressed his car horn very hard, making the two siblings on the backseat gasp. Shanks turned with a dead panned face and the two brothers get it, stepping out of the car. Shanks locked the car and the three of them went towards the entrace of the stadium. They already got greeted by Franky and Brook, who already arrived at the stadium.
"Hey!" greeted Shanks with a forced smile, ignoring the two siblings fighting behind him. Franky and Brook snickered and greeted back. Luffy and Ace still fought each other and Shanks turned slightly to look at them with a glare. Ace and Luffy stopped again and looked at Shanks with an uneasy expression.
Shanks turned back to Franky and Brook and smiled "Where are the others?" he asked.
"They are a little bit later, but they are coming." Said Franky "They can't miss this super event!"
"Yohohoho, indeed!" Brook glanced behind Shanks, seeing Luffy and Ace fight again "Yohoho, quite energetic!"
Shanks turned and he looked at them again. He sighed deeply and rubbed his forehead. He gave up. He couldn't do a thing about this…
Nami sighed happily when she and the others just came out of the sauna, preparing for their massage.
"That was so nice…" said Robin, rubbing her shoulder a bit.
"Yeah~" agreed Vivi "I can stay in there for hours. I love it…"
Kaya nodded too, agreeing silently with them. Makino and Bellemere were talking about the past of their children and how they slowly grew up. Those typical mother moments when your mother was embarrassing you…
Nojiko listened with them, for she was going to nag Ace later with that. How she enjoyed things like this… She already learned Luffy always did connect the dots with Ace's freckles and Ace hated that… So that is something she could use.
Nami walked as first to a massage table and she sat down, waiting at someone who could give her a massage. Everyone sat on their own table and waited and talked about things. Finally some ladies walked towards them. A lady stopped at Nami's table and smiled sweetly.
"Please lay down and make it yourself comfortable." She said. Nami nodded with a smile and she lay down on her stomach. The lady smiled and put baby oil on her back. She massaged Nami and Nami smiled and enjoyed it.
'I have to remind her movements for Luffy…' she thought with a smile. She looked at the others who had their eyes closed and who also smiled, enjoying the massage.
"I have bought hotdogs!" said Zoro with a grin "Who wants one?"
"Me! Me! Me!" yelled Luffy on his seat. Zoro walked to Luffy and passed a hotdog. He also gave hotdogs to the others and Sanji passed on the drinks. The players are running around and warming up and the people on the tribune were preparing for the came, just like the Mugiwara crew.
"This is awesome!" yelled Usopp in glee. He was a huge fan of soccer and he totally enjoyed this. Seeing everything live before him. He could even yell at the players instead of his television screen. Everyone laughed when they saw Usopp being so energetic. Zoro sat down on his seat and Chopper jumped on his lap, for he couldn't see anything otherwise.
The players finished the warming up and they went to their own sides. The referee put the ball on the half-way line and Usopp was shaking on his seat. It was almost going to begin!
Luffy chuckled when he looked at Usopp. He looked like a 6 year old getting his first lollipop… Luffy looked at the field and smiled. This really was awesome. It was crowded everywhere and people were yelling and cheering.
The ladies were getting a facial mask and they sat back in their chairs. They couldn't talk or laugh for they were forbidden to move their face. Ok, Bellemere tried to talk, which didn't work and the other girls almost laughed because it sounded ridicules. Either way, they are reading some magazines now and some were text messaging, like Nami. Nami smiled and pressed on send. She closed her eyes and enjoyed this.
Luffy frowned confused when he got a message. He grabbed his mobile with a slight frown. The frown was caused by Usopp who didn't shut up. Luffy looked at looked with half lidded eyes.
'Could you come by at my house after the soccer contest?
Love you very, very much! Xxxxxxxxxxx Nami!'
Luffy smiled and he put back his mobile in his pocket, yelling together with Usopp and Ace.
"Aaaah! I feel refreshed!" smiled Nojiko, exiting the beauty centre with the other girls, who silently agreed with her. Bellemere and Makino made some promises with each other to drink something together and they also already planned a day.
Everyone walked to their cars and said their goodbyes. They had to go to home again and study for the upcoming exam…
Nojiko, Bellemere and Nami sat in the car again and they drove home. Bellemere and Nojiko were quite tired because they only relaxed, but Nami wasn't that tired. Nojiko stopped before the house and Nami stepped out. Bellemere went with Nojiko to her house because Nojiko needed some help with the dishwasher because it's broken again. Nami opened her front door and grinned to herself. She walked towards her room, waiting until her boyfriend came home.
"We are the winners! Yay!" yelled Usopp and Ace in happiness, leaving the stadium. Even Sanji and Zoro were cheering together. Luffy laughed when Sanji and Zoro tripped and fell onto each other. Luffy helped them into the car and they drove away after some while. Luffy hugged Sunny, Franky's car, before letting Franky and Brook leave. Luffy, Ace and Shanks also stepped into the car and buckled their seatbelts. They drove away, what took some time because everyone was leaving at the same time, but they got through eventually.
"Could you bring me to Nami?" asked Luffy to Shanks. Shanks looked at his mirror to Luffy with a cocked eyebrow. He nodded and a smirk slowly grew on his grin.
"What are you going to do~" asked Ace "A striptease?"
"I wanted to ask the same thing too." Grinned Shanks. Luffy pouted as his cheeks turned red. He frowned even more when Ace and Shanks gave each other a box.
"No, I am not." He said with pinkish cheeks. Shanks and Ace snickered again and Luffy looked out of the window with pursed lips and crossed arms.
Shanks stopped at Nami's house. Luffy stepped out of the car but he first showed his middle finger to his brother and foster-dad. He closed the door and Shanks and Ace got a laughter fit. "He is just like a girl!" laughed Ace
"He is so easy to tease!" laughed Shanks. Luffy heard everything and opened the door after grabbing the key from under the vase.
He closed the door behind him and looked around. "Darling, where are you?" he asked, looking around in the kitchen and living room. He frowned and scratched the back of his head. He shrugged and walked upstairs towards Nami's room. He opened the door and he had one bloody nose in an instant. He looked at Nami as he wiped the blood away "What is this."
"Special treatment." She said. She grabbed his wrist and led him to the bed. "Or don't you like the lingerie?" she asked as she crept on his lap. Luffy blinked and held his hands on her hips.
"Well… I love it… But… Why?"
"I thought you wanted a striptease, so sit back, and relax." She smiled seductively. Luffy grinned and snickered softly. 'So Ace was right.' And he remembered Nami's text message
"I also love you very, very much!"
Hmm… Short chapter… Sorry for that :( But I tried to make it extra funny, cute and sexy XD Ah well, next chapter is the last chapter ^^ So enjoy the last chapter and this one till the end!
By the way, did you guys get Vivi, Kaya, Robin and Nami teasing Luffy with the striptease?