I wrote this forever ago but couldn't be arsed to put it up.

Me: Today for the disclaimer we have... Alec... Yea... Kill me

Alec: Will you marry me?

Me: Ew no.

Alec: I love you.

Me: Okay moving on. I don't own twilght and Alec is a desperate freak!

Alec: Hey!t

Me: I'm leaving! ( Runs away!)

" Seth." He said simply.. I grinned. Even his voice is sexy ugh... I wonder if he has a girlfriend I hope not.

" Hi um is there a place I can hide so Jane doesn't kill me?" I asked. A giant muscled dude grinned... I'm nervous. He grabbed me and ran me upstairs.

" Hide here. And you really should start wearing a push up bra. "He said bluntly then ran down stairs. Okay... Awkward. I looked around the room. Hm... Boring. ( It's Edwards you know what it looks like if you read the first book.)

" HEATHER VENILLIA SONG WHERE ARE YOU!" Jane shouted from downstairs. Oh butter! I bit my lip. After a minute later Jane ran in.

" You are not leaving." She hissed.

" I already did! Jane we can still be friends. But I just prefer being on my own. And BTW I have dibs on Seth." I said.

" What your leaving and you get the hot guy ugh!" She shouted.

" Jane your a vampire I don't think your his type."

" Well he does smell like a dog... You know you can have him and wait. Your a vampire!" She shouted.

" Um but I look human." I tried and shrugged.

" You are coming back right now!" She said grabbing my hand.

" No I'm not!" I shouted running down the stairs.

" Fine leave but you are the worst best friend ever." She shouted.

" Jane I only was there in the first place because you forced me.." I snapped.

" What's going on?" Seth asked. Aww he's so cute. Oh focus.

" Heather's leaving the volturi." Alec muttered.

" How long has she been in the volturi?" A vampire with long brown hair and orangey eyes asked.

" Three weeks." He muttered.

" Oh..." She said.

" Well fine leave who needs you!' Jane shouted running out the glass door. Alec sighed.

" I better calm her down... Heather visit soon as you can." He said kissing me on the cheek.

" Bye Alec yea I'll visit really soon." I said giving him and one armed hug. He smiled then ran out the door after his Jane.

Leah's POV ( I got bored with Heather and you know what happens...)

" EMBRY CALL!" I shouted he peeked out from behind a tree. I have been chasing him through the forest for about an hour.

" Hey Leah." He said. I walked over to him slowly.

" You were fantasising about me." I said narrowing my eyes.

" Maybe..." He said slowly. I blushed.

'' Oh so you like me?" I asked biting my lip.

" W-what no not at all! Don't flatter yourself the idea is gross!" He shouted. I nodded my head tears stinging at my eyes.

" Fine." I muttered then ran home and collapsed on my bed. Why the Hell did I have to fall for another asshole. I mean seriously this is the third time!

Embry's POV

" Fine." Leah muttered then ran towards the reservation. Why the hell did I say that! Ugh. I ran to the beach to clear my head.

" Hey Embry." Sam said walking over to me with his arm around Emily's waist. I waved not acknowledging them further. They annoy me.

" What's up Bry?" Emily asked. Ugh her voice is so annoying.

" Well Leah-"

" What the hell did you do to-" Sam began but was cut off by Seth running past off with Jacob right behind him.

" Weird." We all said at the same time.

" So what did you do to my Leah?" HE growled.

" She's not your Leah." I spat at him then stormed away. Sam seriously pisses me off. Leah doesn't belong to anyone. She beautiful, Independent and who am I kidding I'm falling for her...

( I know you Call water fans must love me.)

Jacob's POV

I'm gonna kill that mutt. I saw Seth run into my house. Is he really that stupid? I walked in Seth was hiding under the table. Billy was pretending not to notice him. I rolled my eyes.

" Dad have you by any chance seen Seth?" I asked sarcastically

" No son, I haven't." He said sarcastically. I heard Seth sigh with relief.

" Seth I know your under there." He tried to jump up and run away but he banged his head.

" Jake I'm really sorry." He said and I nodded.

" Fine." I muttered. He nodded. "Race ya back to the Cullens!" I shouted out the door.

" Not fair!" Seth shouted.

Heather's POV.( AGAIN! YAY!)

The dude Carlise was now giving me a check up.

" Heather you weigh ninety pounds." He said shocked.

" Yup." I said.

" You should weigh at least 115." He said.

" Cool. So can I go see Seth?" I asked.

" He's not here. So your 5'5." He said.

" But when Jane measured me yesterday I was barley 5'4."

" Do you go throw a lot of growth spurts?"

" Nope never." I said.

" Hm weird... Well maybe-"

" I'm leaving now." I said running downstairs.

" Hey shorty." Said the giant dude.

" I'm 5'5!" I shouted.

" Yea not that tall." He said. I pouted

" Bye the way what's you name?"

" Emmett."

" I have a great uncle name Emmett. He's dead now." I said then walked into the kitchen. Ugh I gotta leave soon.

Emmett's POV

" She told me about her dead uncle then walked away." I said to Rosalie who shrugged.

Hm... This was a longer chapter. I'm watching H2O just add water...And I injured my toe... And Ricky got her mouth taped shut. I typing what happens as it happens... And I hate Will's sister! Okay reveiw... Btw I was just writing a future chapter. Lets just say. Poor Sethy...