Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto
Sorry I did not get this out sooner, I had hit a small writer's block on this story.
I want to thank Painsake for giving me the new name of my oc.
"I can't believe I have to do this, un!"
"It either has to be you or Sasori," a kunoichi told him.
"But why did it have to be me!" Deidara wailed.
"Because Sasori's face is exactly like it was when he was younger. Now stop whining or I'll gag you with one of my scarves!"
Naruto, who was walking ahead of the two turned around, "I am glad you two are getting along better, but Tsutsumi, don't use Deidara's name when we get closer to Konoha."
The three were heading to Konoha with Itachi to take the chunin exams. Tsutsumi Ikari, the only girl, was the newest member due to the fact that the leader had decided after realizing that it would be the perfect way to train the next generation of Akatsuki.
Itachi spoke up, "Now, you three remember our fake names?"
"Yes, you are Koomori Noroi, Deidara is Yuudan Kumo, and I am Kire Nuno. I forgot Naruto's name," Tsutsumi mused.
Irritated, Naruto told her, "It's Daikirai Shitai. Now that everyone knows, can we continue?"
The other members of the group had not realized that they had stopped. Nodding, they took off.
…
The gates of Konoha had finally come into view. All the younger members were impressed, Itachi couldn't care less.
"Hey," a chunin at the gates called. "You've got to sign in!"
They did not recognize the Akatsuki members. Itachi had taken his hair out of his pony tail and was wearing a sleeveless, black jacket with the hood over his head, black shorts, and boots with metal spikes on them. In order to keep his eyes hidden, he wore goggles with dark lenses. Deidara had also taken out his pony tail and was wearing a hat. His hand mouths were hidden beneath fingerless gloves, the rest of the outfit was similar to what he usually wears beneath the uniform the only difference was the fact that it is red, not blue. Tsutsumi just wore her usual outfit due to the fact that no one knew who she was anyways. It consists of a blue tube top, black shorts, and black arm warmers. A scarf was wrapped around her waist and her feet were covered in bandages. Naruto had completely changed his style; his wild hair was slicked back like Hidan's and his lower half of his face was covered by a mask. He wore a black shirt, a necklace shaped like a kitsune, dark grey shorts, and black ninja boots.
"So, you guys are here for the chunin exams?" one of the guards asked.
Itachi nodded.
Nodding back, the other guard told the four missing nin, "You have to sign in at the Hokage Tower, I would do that before getting a hotel room."
Tsutsmi smiled, "We'll do that!"
The other two 'genins' stared at her, "You acted nice to them!"
"What? I can't pretend to have a nice personality to hide the fact that I am a ruthless killer?" Tsutsumi hit Deidara. "Yuudan, it's called acting, you should learn it so that Sasori does not force you to do all the chores on missions."
Deidara realized something, "So that's why you never are on Sasori's bad side!"
Naruto face planted while Tsutsumi smacked Deidara on the head, again.
…
"So, you want to be entered in the chunin exams so that your students can get better jobs as ninjas for hire?" the person in charge of registering all the teams asked.
"Hn."
The woman sweat dropped, "Ok. When I call your name, I want the person I called step forward and take this form."
Nodding, Deidara, Tsutsumi, and Naruto glanced at the papers in the kunoichi's hand.
"Kire Nuno."
Tsutsumi grabbed the paper, which ended up being a waiver.
"Yuudan Kumo."
Deidara stepped forward; a smirk was on his face.
"And Daikirai Shitai."
Naruto had already grabbed the sheet by the time she had finished saying his name. The waiver simply stated that the proctors had the right to decide what the tests are and that the villages can't blame Konoha or their proctors for any who might fail the exams or get injured or worse. At the bottom was a spot for Naruto's signature, which he signed without question.
Itachi lead the small group out of the room, "Good luck!"
The woman sighed; the sensei for that team had not spoken once to her. She thought that he would have been cut e without the goggle and had his hair tied back. But she could not dwell on it due to the fact that a Suna genin team had walked in the door.
…
Deidara scowled at Tsutsumi, "What you do that for?"
"Yuudan, you are the biggest pervert I've ever seen!" Tsutsumi yelled at him.
Deidara had thought that Tsutsumi was out and had snuck into her room to see if it was better. It was, but unfortunately Tsutsumi was still there, and to make matters worse, she was getting undressed. Consequently, Deidara had ended up with two black eyes as well as a broken wrist. Tsutsumi was still fuming when she met with the rest of the team.
Naruto guessed what happened, "Yuudan walked in on you?"
"It was an accident!" Deidara wined, wincing at the sudden smack on his head.
"I don't care if it was an accident, if you do it again, I will kill you."
Naruto sighed, Deidara may have been the oldest but his maturity level was lower than the younger blonde's.
…
Sasuke stared at the back of the red head, "Garaa."
Sakura looked at her teammate, scared of the fact that he wanted to take on someone that seemed to be that strong. Then she pushed it back, after all, Sasuke was the strongest genin in Konoha, no one could defeat him!
"You're doing it again."
Sakura looked over her shoulder to find her other teammate, "Haku! Don't sneak up on me like that!"
Haku had joined the village after a disastrous C ranked mission turned A rank. Their client had ended up not needing protection from bandits but a powerful crime lord named Gato. Haku and his mentor, Zabuza had been hired to take out the bridge builder, instead they put the builder and genin team into a temporary death. Gato thought that the ninjas and target were dead, so he turned on the missing nins, who killed Gato and almost the entire army of thugs with him. Reviving the ninjas and the bridge builder, the pair expressed their wish to join Konoha, and Kakashi reluctantly agreed. The other team member had decided that he could not handle the way of the shinobi had quit. Haku was then placed on the team in order to gain experience in team work.
"What's wrong?"
Sakura sighed, "I am kind of worried for Sasuke. He wants to fight this guy called Garaa, he is strong, but Garaa appears stronger as well as slightly crazy."
Haku nodded, not knowing exactly what to say to the pink haired kunoichi. Sakura didn't care; she was too deep in her thoughts to notice anything at that moment.
…
Sasuke had left one situation involving foreign ninja and had gotten straight into another. He had gone to a ramen stand; he had started doing this to remember his missing friend, and ran into someone.
"Watch where you're going!" A black haired kunoichi yelled at him.
Sasuke didn't reply.
"Don't ignore me!"
The older teammate tried to call the kunoichi down, "Calm down, you know we aren't here to pick a fight with every one we meet."
He was smacked in the head, "Idiot! You are worse at it than me!"
"Kire, you do realize that Yuudan is correct," the younger blond received a glare.
The boy smiled at her in reply to it. Sasuke stared in shock at him; the glare had so much killer intent in it that everyone except her teammates were frozen in place.
"Sorry, about Kire there, she has problems containing her anger," He ducked a swipe of said kunoichi's hand. "I'm Daikirai by the way. How about yours?"
"Sasuke," Sasuke was amazed, how could Daikirai keep that grin on his face?
Daikirai nodded, "I'd to chat, but I've got to get those two out of here before they start trying to kill each other."
Sasuke thought that Daikiria's teammates were already trying to do it. He had to drag the two out of the stand; Yuudan was blue in the face due to a scarf wrapped around his neck while Kire was trying to stop a kunai from getting any closer to her throat.
'That was, interesting,' Sasuke thought.
Thanks for the reviews! I am sorry if I did not use your names, but I'll try and use them later if I add any other ocs.
