Sisters are best friends for life

Blossoms P.O.V

Friends: Will bail you out of jail

Best Friends: Will look at you and say, "THAT WAS TOTALLY WICKED!"

Me and my sisters were sitting together in prison for a good cause.

We have a very small cell and I was glaring angrily at Buttercup.

She just grinned at her idea to spend our weekend in jail and if we can hold it out; we will be given from the mayor 20 million pounds for a good charity.

Friends: Have to write down your phone number.

Best Friends: Have your ass on speed dial

It was Friday and Bubbles was missing. A monster was destroying the city and me and Buttercup flew over to stop it.

Buttercup: "I'll call her."

I was about to give her Bubbles mobile number, but she stopped me and used speed dial to get her there so we can stop it.

Friends: Only know a few things about you

Best Friends: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life

I was walking around the bookshop and spotted a few exciting people running up to me.

Me: "What is going on?"

Boy: "Please sign your autobiography Blossom Utonium."

By then I knew that Bubbles has taken my diary and published it around the world. Aaaah.

Friends: Have to be reminded not to tell.

Best Friends: Already know not to tell.

Bubbles was telling me and Buttercup that she has tied Professor Utoniums tie around his head and he suddenly came inside.

Professor: "Girls, have you seen my tie?"

We all had to hold our breath as we shook our heads. He left us and was completely clueless as we chuckled on the side.

Friends: Ask you what's wrong

Best Friends: Are already loading up a shotgun to kill that Mother Fucker.

I saw Bubbles screaming in shock and Buttercup was racing outside with a rocket launcher. (Don't ask me where she got that from)

And with that, she blasted Mike and his new GF off to the moon. Bubbles was happy and as Buttercup came back inside we hugged each other.

Friends: Will call the ambulance if you fall off a bridge

Best Friends: Get in a rowboat and save your stupid ass

We were playing Poo sticks at Townsville's old bridge and suddenly Bubbles fell through the old wooden planks. I jumped quickly into a rowing boat with Buttercup and saved her life.

Friends: Would leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing

Best Friends: Kick the whole crowd's ass that left you

Buttercup was having a football match and her team was losing the game zero to one. Everybody left after half term, but as the half-term was over Buttercup's Team won.

I and Bubbles have written down all the people's names so we can beat them up afterwards for leaving our sister's big important game.

Friends: Help you find your prince

Best Friends: Kidnap him and bring him to you

Buttercup and Bubbles told me they had a surprise for me in my bedroom.

I walked up there and found Brick tied up and forced by Bubbles onto the bed.

I giggled because Buttercup and Bubbles knew that I love Brick. He is my Prince Charming.

Friends: Are only through High School/College

Best Friends: Are for life

I and my sisters are now 80 years old and still going strong.

We live now in an old people's home and together we cried as our husbands: The Rowdyruff boys have died last week.

We all are best friends for life.