Naruto-so what's gonna happen in this chapter?
Sasuke-yes what IS going to happen?
Shadow-I could tell you but I won't.
Sasuke-you better or else.
Shadow-Sasuke usually I'd probably be scared but you do know that logically speaking if you hurt me, the writer, then nothing we'll lead up to you and Naruto doing anything right?
Sasuke-grr you're lucky…
Naruto-._. erm well I'll just start the disclaimer. Shadow doesn't own Naruto.
Shadow-for the record if I did I'd make it so that when Naruto and Sasuke accidently kissed, it would make them see that they like each other.
Sasuke-I really wish you did own Naruto at the moment but Masashi Kishinoto does.
Shadow-STORY TIME BABEH!
Recap…
"Hello, my name is Sasuke Uchiha and from this point till the school year ends I will be you homeroom and History teacher"
Now…"Okay so since I don't know everyone's name let's start from the front and state your name and if you want what your hobbies are." Sasuke said with a blank face as he set his briefcase on top of his desk.
"Hello my name is Sakura Haruno. My favorite things to do are socializing and flirting." With that sentence said, Sakura gave a wink and a licked her lips thinking it made her look seductive (Bitch as if That wasn't me that was Sasuke o.o)
"Great just what I need, another girl who thinks she'll be able to woo me." Sasuke mumbled sarcastically.
'Look people I'm gay as in I like ramming my cock inside of guys.' Yelled Sasuke, but in his head.
After Sakura, Ino went next.
"Hi, my name is Ino Yamanka. My hobbies are helping and tending to my families flowers at our flower shop and socializing too." She said.
"Hello, my names Karin. My hobbies include flirting and reading shojo manga." And yet again with the flirting part, Karin unbuttoned two of the buttons on her shirt to give Sasuke a view of her cleavage.
'Well from what I can tell from just those three, I already despise the pink haired one and the redhead. Hmm, well the Blondie doesn't really bother me and from what I see she doesn't seem to like me…she's okay.' Sasuke thought as he evaluated the three girls.
After having almost everyone introduce him or herself, (Chouji, Shikamaru, Hinata, Kiba etc.) the only person left was Naruto.
"Hi there my names Naruto Uzumaki. My hobbies include eating ramen and taking care of my plants at home." With those words said, you could say that Sasuke was from then on smitten by the boy.
'Hn, cute for a boy and looks real fuckable. Looks like good uke material and I shall make him mine…but the problem is how?' Sasuke thought as he mentally thought of all the stuff he would do to Naruto. The main problem (or should I say problems) was that he was older then Naruto by ten years, it was illegal for him to be with him because Naruto was a minor and he was an adult, and last was that he was a teacher and if word got out about there relationship, it would be bad for the Uchiha's.
'Fuck those reasons. I'll make this Naruto Uzumaki mine if it's the last thing I do. Thank-you to who ever is up there for giving me this job and finding me an angel in a cruel and cold world like this. Said Sasuke as he thanked God, or Buddha or who ever existed and mentally doing a happy dance.
"Okay since everyone has introduced themselves, does anyone have any questions for me?" asked Sasuke.
Although the man was smart enough to not ask that question, he was issued to so there was a good teacher/student relationship between them. Just when life shows a silver lining, clouds cover it up again.
" WHAT'S YOUR SHOE SIZE?"
"DO YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?"
"NO EVEN BETTER, ARE YOU MARRIED? PLEASE SAY NO PLEASE SAY NO!"
And with that, Sasuke realized then how this year was gonna be hectic what with all the hormonal female adolenscents (and teachers) wanting to get into his pants or wanting his money.
After being forced to answer those questions, Sasuke passed out a worksheet.
"Now class this isn't a worksheet per se, think of as a way for me to see how much History you know when I teach you that class this year. You have until the end of homeroom to finish and if your not done you can come back after school." Sasuke said.
"Oh and your allowed to work in groups if you want to." Said Sasuke as he went to his desk to read a book.
Now all Naruto knew of the Uchiha is from what he's heard from people and media stating him as a cold, mysterious, sexy and hot man who's born from prestigious linage. But what he didn't bother to find out was that he was also the biggest playboy. So as Naruto decided to work in a group with Kiba, Shikamaru (pssh more like Shikamaru sleeping) and Chouji, he didn't notice a pair of ebony eyes watching his every movement wit a predatory and lust filled look.
Now you'd think that that group should be working but they weren't. Well minus Shikamru cause he knew all the answer and would finish them at last minute. But Chouji was eating a bag of chips, and Kiba and Naruto were talking about how their summers went.
20 minute later…
"Okay class you have about 10 minutes before you have to hand in your worksheet." Sasuke told the class after checking his watch.
"Uh maybe we should start working on this like right now." Said Kiba after hearing what Sasuke said.
"Yeah I'm with you." Naruto said as he started to try to figure out answers for the 10 questions worksheet.
"Me nom too nom." Chouji agreed while eating the rest of his third bag of chips and wiping the grease off his fingers.
"Troublesome." Mumbled Shikamaru after waking up from his nap and deciding to just finish the damn paper and at least try to get 5 minutes of sleep before his next class.
RRRIINNGG!
"Okay class times up pass up your worksheet to the person in front of you and you may go to your next class." Said Sasuke.
As everyone was rushing to get to his or her next class, Naruto stayed behind.
"Umm , sir?" Naruto said while fidgeting at the intense look Sasuke gave him as he said his name.
"Yes Naruto what is it?" replied Sasuke as he started to grade everyone's papers.
"Erm well….uh can I stay after school to finished my worksheet?" Naruto asked with a blush of embarrassment coloring his tan cheeks.
"I don't see why not. Stay here after everyone goes home after History class got it?" Sasuke stated whilst trying to suppress a smirk at how he was the cause of Naruto's blush.
"O-Okay thank you." Said Naruto as he bowed his head then ran out of the room to his next class.
"Heh, I can't wait for after school." Murmured Sasuke as he graded papers and had a smirk on his face thinking on what he'd do to Naruto after school.
Shadow- gasp what will Sasuke do to our cute wittle Naru-chan?
Naruto-yeah what will happen to me?
Sasuke-you just had to make a cliffhanger…-_-"
Shadow-patience you guys you'll found out…when I feel like writing who knows I might be writing the next chapter as w speak or I might write it tomorrow.
Naruto- O.O…why me _ people please review Shadow's story that way I know if I'm still a virgin!
Sasuke-or if I deflowered you ;] heh.
Shadow-yea what they said seeya!