Naruto-…uh Sasuke? Shadow-chan…you guys here? Where is everybody?
Kakashi- Pops out of nowhere Yo!
Naruto-AAHH! Kakashi-sensei what are you doing here?
Kakashi-er well ya see until Sasuke realizes that if he kills Shadow-chan nothing will happen between him and you, then she's on the run and hiding.
Naruto-well that explains why THEY'RE not here but why are YOU here?
Kakashi-well I'm here with Iruka but he won't be here till the disclaimer he had to finish something first.
Naruto-ah ok…erm do you know when they'll be back?
Kakashi-I give em 2-4 chapters till Sasuke realizes that he can't kill her.
Naruto-let's hope you're right.
Iruka- Panting from running sorry I'm late you guys so let's start the disclaimer.
Kakashi-o that reminds me she gave me a paper to read.
Iruka-ok well Shadow-chan doesn't own Naruto.
Kakashi- Reads paper if I did whenever you were reading the manga or watching the anime, you'd see hot man sex from Sasuke and Naruto and Kakashi and Iruka.
Iruka&Naruto- blushing …M-Masashi Kishimoto does…
Kakashi-…well let's just start the story shall we?
After Art Class, Naruto ran to his Gym Class for fear of being late.
"HOW THE HELL DID I END UP BEING LATE TO GYM? OOO I HOPE MY GYM TEACHER ISN'T STRICK!" yelled Naruto as he left a trail of frazzled students whom had gotten in his way and dirt and debris.
After finally reaching the gymnasium, a panting Naruto didn't see his teacher anywhere.
'I see everyone else is here but no teacher. Oh cool me, Kiba, Choji, and Shikamaru are in the same Gym Class!' Naruto happily thought as he went to the group of guys.
"Hey you guys it's Naruto!" exclaimed Kiba happily as he saw that sunshine yellow head of hair stick out in the crowd of kids.
"Man am I glad I'm in the same class as you guys. Sorry I'm late." Said Naruto as he reached them.
"Meh it's okay." Choji said with surprisingly no bag of food in his to occupy his mouth from speaking clearly.
"Uh am I late or something cause I don't see the teacher anywhere?" asked Naruto as he once again surveyed the huge gym to see if he could spot an adult that might look like a gym teacher.
"Troublesome…" said Shikamaru drowsily as he tried to sleep while standing up.
"What he meant to say is that yea you are late but lucky for you the teacher isn't here to give you detention or anything." Translated Kiba to Naruto.
"Ah okay well he or she better get their butt here or else I would've just ran from one end of the school to another for no damn re-" Just as Naruto was going to finish ranting on about the unknown teacher and their tardiness, out of nowhere a huge puff of smoke appeared.
"Hello kiddies sorry I'm I was just doing a little warm exercise and lost track of time." Said what seemed like a man as the smoke cleared.
After said smoke had died out, everyone had mouths wide open and surprised looks on their faces at how the teacher looked.
To put it bluntly, he brought the word 'Flamboyant' to a whole 'nother level. He had the bushiest brows you'd ever laid eyes on. It looked as if he had cut a hairy caterpillar in two and glued it to his face. And his hair looked as if he'd cut it himself with its bowl shape and it had an unnatural shine to it.
And if he thought wearing a green jumpsuit with orange leg warmers and a green cargo vest where in then he was wrong.
"My name is Maito Gai and for the rest of this year I'll be your gym teacher." Said Gai as he made a thumbs up pose showing his overly shiny teeth and a twinkle in his squinty eyes.
"And this my assistant Lee." Said Gai.
With that said a man who looked to be about 24-26 magically appeared from right behind.
"…" Was how the room went when the room saw the man.
He looked like a miniature version of Gai! The only difference was that he had bug like eyes with eyelashes at the bottom of them.
"Hello youthful children my name is Lee and I will be your assistant!" said Lee as he made a kung-fu pose.
' Groan Somehow I can tell this year is gonna be anything then normal.' Thought Naruto with an anime like sweat drop forming at the back of his head.
"Alright everyone go change into your gym clothes and then come back here when you're done." Said Gai after somehow disappearing with Lee.
After a couple more minutes of everyone in said gym staring at the spot where Gai and Lee once stood in a puzzled and surprised way, they started to move to either the girls or boys locker rooms.
In the Boys Locker Room…
"Well that was…interesting." Said Naruto to Kiba after finishing putting on his basketball shorts.
"To say the least I'd call it troublesome and a waste of my time when I could've been sleeping." Shikamaru said as he laid his body on a bench near Kiba, Naruto, and Choji after changing.
"Are those two related?" Choji asked.
"No I don't think so. Someone told me that the younger guy, Lee just dresses like Gai cause apparently he worships the ground he walks on." Replied Kiba to Choji after putting on the rest of his gym clothes.
"Ya know I just realized something after only being in this school for only a day." Said Naruto as he sat on another bench to the right of the one Shikamaru was lying on.
"And that is…?" questioned Kiba as he tied his sneakers.
"This school has an oddball array of faculty." Replied Naruto bluntly and to the point.
"You can say that again." Said Choji while eating a candy bar that he somehow got of nowhere.
"Ain't that the truth."? Kiba added in.
"Well we might as well get going to the gym." Naruto said as he started walking to the door.
" Sigh troublesome…" Shikamaru said as he reluctantly got off the somewhat comfortable bench.
"I'm right behind you." Said Kiba.
"Same here." Choji said after taking one last bite of what was left of the candy bar and throwing away the wrapper.
In the Gymnasium…
"All right everyone today were just going to run around the track field 4 times. Since it's your first day I'm going easy on all of ya." Gai said after doing a thumbs-up pose and once again showing his overly shiny teeth.
"Gai-sensei is so nice!" A tearful Lee said.
With that said, the people in the gym groaned while walking to the door that lead to the back track field.
"If this is Gai being nice then I don't wanna know what he'd make us do if he was in a bad mood." Muttered Naruto to Kiba.
"Haha true." Chuckled Kiba as he and Naruto started their first lap.
30 Minutes Later…
"Can't pant breath going to pant die." Panted Naruto as he literally crawled to the bleachers after finishing his 4th lap with Kiba hitching a free ride by latching his arms onto his leg.
"Get the pant fuck of my exhales sharply off my leg dog breath!" Naruto said as he weakly tried to get Kiba off his leg whilst trying to sit down near a panting Choji and a sweat drenched Shikamaru.
"Naruto I pant think Kiba's knocked out pant cold." Said Shikamaru while trying to catch as much of his breath as he can.
"I think pant he's right look pant." Agreed Choji as he pointed to a passed out Kiba still holding to Naruto's leg.
"Oh great." Said Naruto sarcastically.
"Ok youthful children for the people who are done running all four laps, then you may go and change then head to class!" exclaimed Lee excitedly.
After Lee left, people where groaning and whimpering in pain for having to move there overly exhausted bodies to the locker rooms.
In the Boys Locker Room…
"Ugh man I think I've lost the feeling…well everywhere!" said Kiba after finally waking up and off Naruto's leg.
"Same here." Said Naruto as he was changing back into his school (mind you he was having trouble cause of all that running).
"If I keep on running like that then pretty soon I might lose this weight!" Choji added in as he finished changing out of his now sweat drenched clothes.
" Sigh Somehow dying seems better then this cause at least I can sleep." Grumbled Shikamaru while once again lying on the same bench after changing his clothes.
"Ah well at least it's over and we can enjoy a nice 40 minutes of nothing but food and friends. Onwards to the cafeteria!" exclaimed Naruto after somehow getting back all his energy.
"It amazes me how quickly he's able to get his energy back when something he likes is mentioned." Said Choji to Kiba and Shikamaru as they followed the trail of debris and students Naruto left behind after running out of the locker room.
"What would amaze me more would be if Naruto were able to get more then a C+ to pass." Said Kiba.
" Sigh You should be glad he wasn't held back…troublesome." Sighed Shikamaru as he and the rest of them reached the cafeteria.
Naruto-…so um okay I guess it ends here for this chapter.
Iruka-uh-huh.
Kakashi-pretty much.
Naruto-…hey Kakashi-sensei, did Shadow-chan give ya anything else to do on that paper for this chapter.
Kakashi-besides telling the readers to review and hope that she's not dead, as we speak then no.
Iruka-er don't scare the boy we all know that Shadow-chan is going to come back in one piece…I hope.
Naruto-O.O…plz rate and review.
Kakashi-what he said?
Iruka-Naruto where are you going?
Naruto-well since this chapters done I'm gonna go try and find Sasuke and tell him the consequences of him killing Shadow-chan.
Kakashi-well come back before chapter 5.
Iruka-erm yeah what Kakashi said…soo bye!
Kakashi- resumes reading Icha Icha Paradise
Iruka- -_-" sigh