Sorry I haven't posted in ages. I was on vacation; and didn't get much computer time. So, here it is. :)

DISCLAIMER: I do not own My Babysitter's a Vampire: The Series © Fresh TV & Teletoon/Disney Channel. I also do not own a wedding gown made of leather.

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RORY POV

Boy, did I feel like crap. Usually, when you fall in love, it's supposed to be this big, fantastic, exciting thing, but this just sucked.

Okay, stand by for a minute while I try to figure out how this happened... After mine and Dimi's make-out session, we both fell asleep. Then, we woke up. Then, I was trying to keep her safe with my ninja vampire awesomeness powers. Then, I was hiding under the table while she kissed my former best bud.

How did this happen?

Normally, I'd go over to Ethan's house and consult him and Benny, since we were all supposed the be best friends; the Three Amigos; a vampire, a spellcaster, and a psychic (which doesn't really fit, but you get the point.) But now, I wouldn't ask Benny for anything even if I were dying on the floor. (which I wouldn't, unless someone stabbed me with a wooden stake, or splashed holy water on me... but you get the point.) Why? BECAUSE HE TOTALLY BROKE THE GUY CODE. Like, ten different ways.

I remember hiding under the table, waiting to come out, and hearing everything that happened between her and Benny. She must have forgotten I was there, because when I came out, she looked pretty surprised to see me. I didn't know what to say, so I stood there like an idiot for a few seconds before running out.

I kept running, not knowing where I was headed. I thought about going to Ethan's, but I figured Benny would be there, so I decided against it. I slowly stopped running, along with my realization that, if I wasn't careful, I might run so fast that I go too far. I sat on a park bench and sighed.

Who should I talk to? I thought to myself, glancing around for ideas. I'd like to talk to Ethan, but he was almost always with Benny, who I didn't want to see at all. I could talk to Sarah, but to be honest, I really wasn't all that close to her. I thought a little harder before a light bulb clicked on above my head. I smiled to myself, and took off.

I rounded the corner of Applewood Street, careful not to be noticed. Being awesome had its advantages. After making sure the coast was clear, I walked casually down the street and knocked on the door of the tall brick house in front of me. It opened, and a friendly smile spread across my face.

"Rory?" Erica said, annoyed. "What are you doing at my house?" I got a bit nervous. "I, uh... need advice?" She rolled her eyes. "Fine. Come in."

I'd been to Erica's before, but she'd never let me inside. I wondered why she let me in this time. She crossed the room and sat on her couch. "Now," she said, picking up her drink from the coffee table and turning off the TV, "what kind of trouble did you get into this time?" I sat next to her and she scooted away. I ignored that, and explained what happened. "Well, I went to Dimi's house again, and kissed her again..." She seemed agitated, like something was on her mind. I stopped talking. "What's wrong?" She looked up. "Hmm? Oh, nothing. Continue."

Erica looked back at the ground, an almost nervous-look in her eyes, and took another sip of her drink. "Anyway," I said slowly, "the next morning we were walking down the her kitchen, and I was using my vampire ninja powers to keep her out of harm's way, when we heard footsteps." I made the story more dramatic. "And as they came closer, and closer, I hid under the table as to not be found. However, it wasn't danger approaching, but another guy; my former best friend Benny! I was shocked, especially since they kissed, even with me right there!" I glanced at Erica, who seemed sucked into terrible tale of passion and peril. She was closer to me now. Her jaw hung open, and her eyes were wide. I looked into them and continued my story. "So I ran. I didn't know where to go or what to do, and so I came here for your help." I piled on the drama. "Do you know how to mend a broken heart?" She looked like she was about to cry, so I, satisfied, sat back and let out an extra-dramatic sigh.

"Awwwww!" She put a hand on my shoulder. "You poor thing!" I batted my eyes like a sad puppy. "Of course I'll help you." she said, sighing and sitting back. She took another sip of her drink. I smiled. "That's what I wanted to hear," I said. "Thanks, Erica." She smiled. "Anytime. Just tell me what you need me to do." I shrugged. "Anything, as long as it helps." She smiled evilly. "I have a plan already."

OMG SUSPENSE! :O