I don't own twilight : / oh well. But I'm gonna do this thing where every other chapter is Paul's POV. I just think that other points of view make it more interesting.

Chapter two

I was at the bar, as usual, with the only two pack members that can deal with my shit; Seth and Jared.

"Hey, dude, what's wrong with you? That blond chick just shoved her ass in your face and you didn't even look! God man get your head in the game."

"Back off man. Just cause you got an imprint doesn't mean you have to be permanently up my ass."

"Dude this is your freedom. If you waste it, then you'll be stuck with the same body for the rest of your life! You gotta embrace the variety before you lose it, man."

"Does Kim know you want variety?" I smirked as his drunk face slowly paled and he realized the depth of what he had said sunk in.

"I didn't mean it like that Paul. I swear to god if you tell her anything-"

"Dude, relax I'm not gonna say shit to Kim. She'd murder me in my sleep for trying to 'split you guys up.'"

"You guys are like an old married couple. Seriously in order to get some quiet time around here I'll have to die." Seth said something else unintelligible and then said, "I'm getting another drink."

"God he's eighteen and already an alcoholic. That's sounds like a guy's version of sixteen and pregnant. I wonder if he-"and that's when he passed out. For once I was the only sober one in the bar. Usually I was the first one hammered and they had to kick me out before midnight; but something was holding me back. Kind of like when you see a naked chick, but you can't sleep with her cause you have a girlfriend. I had only felt like this once; right before I cheated on…what's her name? Betty? Becky? I don't even remember, but right before I sent her one of my famous break-up texts I got this feeling and then right before I made out with Sammy. Yeah I know, I can't remember my girlfriends name but I can remember the whore I cheated on her with. So I'm an ass. You get used to it. But the feeling I had was weird. You kind of feel like someone has your intestines in their hand and if you don't do what they say they'll rip out your guts and burn them. Only if your girlfriend is a homicidal pyromaniac. Okay not that bad but I couldn't do it. It was almost… painful.

But seriously what's-her-face was a drama queen bitch. At first she was cool; she would play football with the guys and eat almost as much as us. But then she was always trying to tell me about some weird stalker dude and how some skanks follow her around and make fun of her. At first I was pissed. No-one touches my girls before I'm done with them. And I had also started to like her. She was sweet and funny, but when we were alone she would always want to "get to know me better". That irritated the hell out of me. Most girls I only used for sex but Breena was actually nice to be around. Well she was until she tried to spend some time with me. Like I was saying, she got mad whenever I felt another girls ass or when I hot boxed with Jared. And the best part is when the day after I had finally gotten her to sleep with me; I sent her that text and she left. So I know that's probably the worst thing I could do, but she didn't have to leave. I don't miss her, but that was kind of melodramatic. But whatever; that was probably the longest relationship I have ever had. I don't regret anything about the way that it ended except for maybe how she reacted.

God I can't believe that after five years I still remember all this shit. I guess it's cause nothing's changed. Sam is still a bossy son of a bitch and Jake still has his nasty sexual fantasies about Berta. If that kid doesn't get over her soon I'm gonna beat him senseless. It's been five years dude! I bet he has a mental disorder that doesn't allow him to think about decent chicks. As soon as I thought that my chest hurt a little bit. Like what I imagine heartburn would feel like.

But after I think all those mildly depressing thoughts on Britta, I leave the bar and I take a walk. The pack all changed a little bit after Burrito left, so I can see alright in the dark. So I was walking around, and I didn't realize that I was at Charlie's house. I guess it was cause I was thinkin about benny. I was just about to turn around when I heard Charlie squeal like one of those ridiculous cartoon pigs.

"Bells? Where are you? Why didn't you call? I'm so sorry! But when I see you you are in so much trouble-" Bella! That's her name. Anyway I could tell that she immediately silenced Charlie (probably with something aggressive) because he suddenly looks like he could piss himself.

"That was not my fault Bella. Now you need to stop complaining about something that happened years ago and get to forks." Oh snap. He's using his police voice on her! God I wish I could hear what she saying.

"Your right and I'm sorry but please come back. We all just wanted to let you breath. It was a lot to take in for you, we understand, but-"he stopped mid-sentence and after a few seconds I heard the dial tone. Okay I have to get back to La Push or Charlie's gonna get even more pissed off. So I phased and started to run.

And the whole way home I couldn't help but think, Did I miss something?

I read your reviews and I was so happy! four is a lot for me (: and just to clear some stuff up, the reason Bella acts like a slut now is cause she is trying to drown out the pain with dudes and alcohol. I've read story's where the guys have done it but never the girls. Kind of like a reverse role-play but Paul doesn't really care about him "cheating" on her. Hope that helps. Please review :D