"You do know this is too sweet, don't you?"
"Shut up and eat, Nara."
"If I get diabetes from this, I'm blaming you."
"I'll pay for the insulin. Now eat."
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"I don't wear lace."
"And yet."
"Can't I have it in black, at least?"
"Emphatically no. Now stop being troublesome and try it on."
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"Aren't you underage? How can you get access to alcohol?"
"When… urp, 'scuse me… when you're out with the kazekage, no one's gonna stop you from buying any drink."
"You stink of liquor."
"But I'm not drunk. So – hic – call it a victory for me. The second victory of the night."
"Don't tell me. You got into a bar fight as well."
"So… what do I tell you?"
"Damn… you mean you did get into a bar fight?"
"Yeah."
"Damn. I can't believe I missed out."
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"When did this happen?"
"During our serious 'off' phase. Look, Nara, I can explain-"
"Save it. Don't even bother."
"Why are you in a snit about this?"
"Because these are photos of my girlfriend in compromising positions!"
"I was young and stupid!"
"That's a real fine excuse!"
"I didn't mean to hurt your feelings, alright? And it's not an excuse, it was just… it was just a fling. It means nothing."
"Look. I just don't like to see you in those photos. It pisses me off."
"That was a long time ago."
"Doesn't change the fact that I love you."
"… you love me?"
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