Harry woke up to find that he was in the hospital wing. It was all like a dream. Madame Pomfrey entered and said:
"Harry, your wang was damaged, but we managed to fix it. Try not to work it too hard for a while."
Harry grumbled "…Great…"
He flicked it once…didn't work. Madame Pomfrey left, and Ron and Hermione came in.
"Harry! Are you all right?" Hermione asked as Ron the nudist streaked around the hospital wing.
"I'm not too good, my wang was damaged. It doesn't seem to work very good any more…I want to test it on Hermione."
Harry looked at her. Without a word Ron flicked his wang and Hermione's clothes slipped off.
"I'll leave you two alone" he smiled. "Tell me about it later."
As Ron cleared the door he could hear indecent noises coming from the room. Little did Harry and Hermione know that none other than Draco Malfoy was under the bed.
*Fap fap fap*
"WTF is that noise?" Harry asked. "It totally ruined my mood!"
"WAHAHA Potter…that was me!" Draco announced, coming out from under the bed. He had no pants on. Hermione screamed.
Outside, Ron the nudist was thinking "OMG, WTF are they doing in there?"
Anyways, it sounded like fun so he burst into the room only to fin Harry and Draco wangs in hand, in a duel.
"EN GUARD!" Ron shouted, clutching his wang too!
"HAH! MINE'S BIGGER BITCHES!"
Ron was then caught off guard when Draco began to passionately kiss him. Harry, who had caught both of them off guard, attacked them with his wang.
In the heat of the fight, Hermione stood aside feeling left out.
"Gee, I sure wish I had a wang.." she sighed.
All of a sudden Dumblewhore, the headmaster of Hogwangs, appeared.
"You can use mine." he said.
"But I can't even see yours.." Hermione the whore sighed.
Dumblewhore pulled out his Ipod and started to watch pr0n, then his wang was supersized!
"No wonder you're the headmaster…WOW!" Harry exclaimed to Dumblewhore.
The younger boys started to crowd around their headmaster. Hermione was on the nurses bed. All of a sudden, she combusted.