Harry, Ron and Draco had been too busy admiring Dumblewhore's supersized wang to notice Hermione.
It was dinner time before they knew it. They all departed back to the main hall, leaving what was left of Hermione's body in the room.
"Now who will I practice using my wang on?" Harry grumbled.
"Me." Draco replied.
"No! Thats the best friend's job, and I'm his best friend." Ron said.
"Mines bigger!" Ron again yelled.
Cho Chang passed by Harry and winked at him. He couldn't take his eyes off her.
"Slut." Draco and Ron muttered.
*BOOM!*
There was a huge explosion, and Cho too combusted.
"OH MY GOD!" They heard a cry from the dining hall.
Neville came running out in panic.
"All the girls in Hogwangs are blowing up!"
From inside the hall, someone else screamed "Its a curse!"
Then more explosions were heard.
"Yay! My sister can die!" Ron laughed.
All of a sudden, Dumblewhore ran out of his office.
"What is the meaning of this? I was in my office practicing my wang skills with the school nurse when she suddenly exploded!"
Soon enough the school was girl-free, but one…Pansy, Draco's girlfriend.
"WTF, why aren't you dead!" Draco said, confused.
"….I'm actually a boy…my name is Michael Jackson." He said.
There was a scream "We're stuck in here with a pedo!"
It was true. All the doors in Hogwangs were magically locked. Meanwhile Draco was muttering things like "…and I made out with HIM."
Dumblewhore stepped up and declared "Aright MJ, I challenge you to a wang battle-if I win, you leave Hogwangs. If you win however, I'll give you the title as Headmaster."
"OK, lets fight!" Mj ripped his pants off and reached for his wang. He couldn't find it, it hadn't been used in a long time.
"Shit!" MJ said.
Then he took out his cell phone and dialed the plastic surgeons. Within two minutes Fred and George appeared. MJ smiled at Dumblewhore. The twins magically fixed MJ a wang. The battle was on. It was fierce, hawt, and secksi.
In the end, Dumblewhore lost.
"Nooooo!" He screamed in pain.
"What the hell!" Ron shouted at his brothers.
And so, MJ became the new Headmaster of Hogwangs...