"I thought he was in Azkaban …" Harry muttered as they headed for BDSM class (MJ had switched all their classes).
"No, they let him out cause' he raped all the dementors and disco danced." Ron replied.
MJ had cloned himself to replace all their combusted women teachers. As the boys headed for BDSM class they remembered Professor Snape was in charge of it and groaned.
"Silence! I know you're all pretty excited, I know I am." Snape hissed.
"Now I need a volunteer…ahh, you Potter, you're fat cheeks make me horny"
Harry slowly walked up to the front of the classroom. Snape already had his wang out.
"Now, shall we start with the handcuffs?" Snape said, magically conjuring a pair of silver handcuffs. Harry was also magically pinned in a butt-up position on Snape's table.
"OK boys" He said to the class "Pick a partner and do the same thing, and if there aren't enough, a group of three is fine."
"Now,"
Snape summoned a whip and magical chains wrapped around him and Harry. The class did as they were told, though quite hesitantly.
"I'M not the one who's gonna get handcuffed!"
Draco and Ron were arguing over the cuffs.
"Well, mines bigger!" Ron shouted.
"No! My father tells me that mine is! He says all Weasleys don't have a wang!" Draco yelled.
"That is so not true you whore!" Ron screamed and slapped Draco. Draco slapped Ron back. They spontaneously began making out.
"Weasley! Malfoy!" Snape snapped.
"If we can begin the lesson now…"
BDSM class to be the most funnest class ever. Malfoy made Ron bend over and Snape continued his lesson.
"And then you take your wang and-"
Suddenly Sonic the Hedgehog burst in.