Sonic screamed at Snape. "Face the wrath of my super molestation powers!"
Snape screamed "Not again!"
Sonic sneered.
"I know you want it, bend down Snape!"
Just as Snape was about to be molested MJ came on the announcements.
"I want all the boys in the school to come down to the main hall for a very special assembly."
"I wonder what he wants…"
Ron scratched his naked ass.
As the men and boys of the school piled down Neville was found making out with Seamus. Over by the Slytherins they were having a gay orgy.
Draco came skipping in only wearing pink spandex short that say "Gay boy". He was followed by Crabbe and Goyle who were getting touchy with each other.
Everybody sat down as MJ entered.
"Okay school, pick your bitches."
MJ grabbed Dumblewhore.
"I don't want to!" Harry screeched. "I don't like you!"
Harry quickly pulled out his wang and began waving it in MJ's general direction.
Suddenly Sonic the hedgehog ran up and grabbed MJ and then ran away. The whole school fell silent. Draco liked MJ better than their old headmaster.
"Go get MJ back!" Draco commanded, forcing Crabbe and Goyle to stop making out. Crabbe and Goyle ignored him.
Voldemort appeared.
"Come Draco," he said, holding out his hand "Let's go find him together. you're father and I make an interesting couple you see. I am your second father! You're mom was just a lap dancer we picked up at a strip club."
Draco hugged him.
"Daddy!"
Together they flew off in search of MJ.