"What the hell?"
Harry and the others stood, wide-eyed, gawking at the window Draco and Voldemort had escaped through.
"Ah well" Ron shrugged "Lets have sex."
As soon as Ron said that all the Hogwangs girls reappeared.
"Aw, crap!" Fred muttered.
"Ooohh!" George said. "More bewbs!"
George started humping every girl he saw while Fred walked away. He had enjoyed being butt-buddies with George. But now the girls were back.
While walking through the corridor, Snape bumped into Hermione, who'd just popped back.
"My, my, looking nice."
Snape pointed his wang at Hermione. Hermione giggled.
"Your wang is non-existent!"
Snape looked down. She was right, his wang had fallen off.
Then all of a sudden Snape get a huge bulge in his belly. He was pregnant with Voldemort's baby. He went into labour.
"Ahhh!"
The baby popped out. It was ugly. He crawled over to Hermione and tried to molest her.
"Eww!" Hermione screeched, kicking the ugly creature off her leg.
Ron ran by, his wang substantially larger than before, distracting the hideous monster baby long enough for Hermione to escape.
But it was too late, Voldemort had returned to gather the rest of his bitches. He pushed Hermione down to the floor, looking toward Snape and his child.
"My son!" Voldemort cried, walking over to the abomination.
"I shall call him mini-me, and he shall be my mini-me. Muhahahaha!"
Ron helped Hermione up and ran to Voldemort. But Voldemort rubbed his buttcheeks together, making massive friction, creating a fire on his ass, then he farted and blew fireballs towards Ron. Luckily, Ron was a nudist, so his wang was easy to access. With a flick of it he quickly diverted the fireball. It hit Hermione. He quickly flicked it again and Voldemort's wang fell off. Rons wang grew a little bigger.
"Wahahaha! I'll be the wang lord!" Ron laughed as Voldemort ran away.
Ron's enlarged wang turned Hermione on.
"Come on Ron, show me your wang skills."
And that's how Ron found out Hermione was a hermaphrodite.