A/N: Sorry for the long wait. Still not funny - I don't think I am a funny person at all.
Not mine, just to reiterate.
"I feel nauseaus." Temari blinked half-heartedly.
Shikamaru looked over. "It's not morning sickness, is it?"
The blonde glared. "No."
"Then it's all good." The dark-haired shinobi returned to looking at clouds. "But then again, we haven't been doing anything to cause you morning sickness."
"That," said Temari, rolling to her side, "is an oversight we ought to correct ASAP."
"Mm-hmm."