Shikamaru rolled his eyes as his phone rang again. For the fifth time. Someone just had to cut into his shower time.
"Eh, troublesome..." He wrapped a towel about himself and dashed out, trying to stop dripping all over his just-cleaned floor. He was far too lazy to clean it again a second time. He grabbed the wildly ringing phone. "Y'ello."
"Who is she?"
Shikamaru sighed. "Temari, I'm dripping wet and naked, wrapped only in a flimsy towel, and you're asking me a question to which I have no idea what you're talking about. What the hell do you think you're doing?"
"...dripping... naked? Wait. Don't change the subject! Who's that girl in Codebreaking?"
"Temari." Shikamaru ran through the argument in his head, and then sighed. "You know what, I have no earthly idea who you're referring to, and I want to get back to my shower, so call in ten minutes and I'll let you grill me all you want. In the meantime I just want to know..."
"... what?"
"Did you just drool over my naked, wet body?"