Lucius stepped up to Malfoy.
"My boy, MJ isn't really a human. Voldemort and I accidentally created him one night when we were experimenting with our wangs. He's nobodies father.
All of a sudden Hermione appeared and began dancing (It was a side effect of the AIDS). MJ's brain took it as a challenge, so he began dancing too, until his nose fell off.
"No! Stop dancing!" Voldemort screamed.
"More grind, less dance!" Fred cheered.
"My eyes! My eyes!" Voldemort covered his eyes with his hands.
Hermione's body couldn't stand the side effects and her legs fell off.
"Okay, shows over!" Ron shouted.
But that wasn't true, Hermione's legs then rocket-launched to Voldemort. He dodged them, but they turned around and one kicks him in the ass while the other goes around, kicking him in the balls. Voldemort fell to the floor, holding his privates. Ouch! This turned on Draco, Lucius, and Ron, who started to bukkake all over him while hes still rolling on the floor in agony.
Then MJ runs towards Voldemort and jumps up, shoving his peanut, I mean penis, in his mouth, choking Voldemort.
"Oh no, he's malfunctioning!" Shouts Lucius.
But before he could stop them, all Hermione's AIDS march up and take Voldemort to the leader of the AIDS, Ronald McDonald! You see, Ronald puts AIDS in his burgers, that's how ninety percent of the world's population gets AIDS.
"What do you want!" Yells Draco.
But before he could finish, the AIDS and Voldemort were gone. Draco started to cry, but Hermione was thrilled.
"Yay! I don't have aids anymore!"
Fred's head suddenly exploded, he had gotten over-excited. Ron flicked his wang and Fred's lifeless wang fell off. Ron's wang deflated a little bit.
"No!" He screamed.
"Ah-ha!" Hermione said.
"By using the wangs of dead people we can defeat Ron's superiority complex!"
So Hermione went off in search of dead people.