Everyone was so busy doing other things that they never noticed Voldemort's disappearance. No one but Harry, who was watching him through a hole in the wall. He quickly hopped on his poopstick and followed the sensation in his scar to the cemetery.
Voldemort began digging up the dead body of an old lady. He started to do inappropriate stuff to her using his wang. The sight made Harry throw up.
Harry's puke made a big pile, and really smelled.
"I better clean this up!"
Harry pulled out his wang and began to shake it around. But something went wrong and the puke came to life! The puke made a horrible screeching sound, and it grew legs and arms. It started chasing after Harry, who ran into the cemetery, interrupting Voldemort.
"What the hell-" But before he could finish, the puke monster lunged at him.
Suddenly Hermione grabbed Voldemort's wang and began pulling.
"Number one in my search for dead wangs!" She screamed.
"I'm not dead!" He yelled.
"You're not?" Hermione stopped pulling, only to be attacked by the puke monster.
Ron jumped out from behind a tree.
"Haha! My evil puke monster will defeat you Hermione!"
"No! The puke monster is mine!" Harry protested. "…what the hell happened to your wang?"
Everyone stopped and looked at Ron's wang. It was all deflated and saggy.
"My wang!" Ron clutched it. "Engorgio!" He chanted the spell, but nothing happened.
"That's what happens when you have a second-hand wang." Harry told him.
"No!" Ron screamed and began to cry. His tears roll down his face and onto his wang. A magical light surrounded it, returning it back to its original state.
Suddenly, Sonic appeared in a tuxedo with Snape (who was in a wedding dress), in his arms.
"We're getting married!" Sonic announced.
"You may now kiss the bride!" MJ shouted out of the blue, dressed in priests clothing and holding a bible.
Sonic and Snape began passionately kissing. Draco was standing beside Voldemort.
"I always cry at weddings!" he sobbed.
Suddenly, the puke monster (who was eating the dead woman that Voldemort had dug up while we were stalling the story), kidnapped Snape and ran away.
"My love, come back!" Sonic shrieked.
And so, they went after the puke monster, in search of Snape.