The map was flying through the air. It was their only hope to rescue Snape. Ron flew fast and Hermione reached as far as she could. She grabbed it. Harry opened it. It showed that Snape was up MJ's bum and around the corner.
And so they went back to where MJ was, and dissected his ass. MJ didn't mind though, he liked it. Dumblewhore used his wang to shrink Harry, Hermione, and Ron.
They flew on Harry's poopstick through MJ's rectal tubing. On the way they saw a mushroom hut. They stopped and went inside. Lucius, Draco, and Voldemort were inside baking prune pies.
They went in deeper until they reached a huge wooden door. It had a spell on it so that they couldn't open it unless they had the key.
Draco, who had decided to join them, took out his wang. It was the same shape as the lock. He was the chosen one.
Draco humped the door's keyhole 5 times (hard), and let out a moan. The door opened. Inside, Snape was in a frilly pink dress. having tea with the puke monster and dolls.
"Whoa! I love tea parties!" Ron screamed with excitement.
So they all sat down to drink tea.
Hermione found a dildo out of nowhere and started to comfort herself. Meanwhile, outside…MJ was playing with his new toy 'ring' he found on the floor.
All of a sudden, there was a sonic boom. MJ exploded because Harry, Ron, and Draco (not Hermione) grew back to normal size. Everything else that was inside him was lost in his flaming remains and was gone forever. Ron picked up Hermione, who was still the size of ant, but accidentally sneezed and blew her out the window.
Sonic came in the room. He started to cry because his wife Snape died. Harry walked over to Sonic and began kissing to console him. It soon turned into more. This was true love. So Harry and Sonic eloped.
When Harry was gone Ron realized that he loved Draco, and Draco loved him back. They got married and had a happy life with many children. Everyone else died.
The End…or is it?