Are you ready for the last chapter? I AM!
-Insert: copyright not mine here-
Then suddenly a giant mechanical moose crashed from the sky which left Todd and the others staring at shock at the gigantic four legged robot.
"WHAT THE FUCK?" Todd screamed in horror and disbelief "How the fuck is that possible?"
Meanwhile moose like aliens in the robotic moose's head checked their navigator-device.
"I think we've damaged our navigational device as we partied too hard."
"I CAN SEEE THAT IDIOT!" the enraged captain was yelling at his subordinate.
"Where are we?"
"Our tom-o-tom says we're on a planet called earth; the dominating species are called humans." an moose located on a wild red-blinking monitor said.
"Are there moose like beings?"
"Indeed!" a nerdy looking moose said who hastily clicked away the porn site he was browsing on and presented a wikipedia site with a moose on it.
"Captain what are we doing now?" the second in command asked.
"Easy: Destroy current dominating life-form and make the moose dominate other species."
"ALL HAIL THE MOOSE!" everyone yelled; and all put their hands on their antlers to great the giant moose in the sky.
"Why did you stop?" the black haired woman looked up from her magazine to drop it and stare next to her gaping companion at the giant robot-moose.
The both closed their mouths and opened it again not unlike fishes out of water.
Suddenly the moose raised one of its legs, stepping on the van and causing the inhabitants to be horribly crushed.
"Captain we've discovered another bug with humans!"
"DESTROY IT TOO!" the captain yelled while he foamed and spit out his chewing gum.
The moose once again lifted its hove and stepped fast on the black car; the mercenary and the black haired woman were snuffed horribly.
"We've destroyed the humans, captain!"
"Wonderful; now there are no humans any-more!"
everyone cheered and they once again had a drunken party and flew off into space while a rainbow shitting moose shouted "ADVENTURE!"
Todd woke up screaming.
"THE MOOSE THE MOOSE IS COMING FOR US!"
the nurse looked up bored.
"Another fit?" she took up a long needle with morphine and inserted it into a vein.
The youth struggled shortly in his bonds and felt unconscious.
She looked at the clipboard on the end of bed.
'PATIENT: Todd Casil
CONDITION: Delirious'
The overweight greasy nurse shrugged her shoulders and went back to read about the marriage between Prince William and Catherine.
She gave them seven years until one had an affair.
*Insert Trollface in here*
Oh I know it's a short conclusion, but alas it's over.
What more do you want?