Dr. Octopus smirked knowingly as he called the rest of the Sinister Six, as well as Tinkerer, Mysterio and Kraven, together. The other villains mumbled before he called them to order. "Now!", he declared over the rumbling, inducing immediate silence. "You are no doubt wondering why I called you here...Well, it has come to my attention that a few less mature members of our group have been digging into my personal life." Otto glared directly at Mysterio and Electro, causing them to gulp. Mysterio turned bright red under his helmet.
Whispers came through the small group. "What's he talking about?"
"Why the hell are we here again?"
"Doc Ock has a social life?"
"I WANNA MARRY YOU!"
Everybody's eyes went wide at the fangirl who had sneaked into the meeting. Doc Ock picked her up with one of his actuators, the girl squealing all the while, and tossed her outside into a busy street.
Rhino blinked. "What was that?"
Electro shrugged. "Big-Lipped Alligator Moment."
The giant BLAM Logo from the Nostalgia Critic review of "Ferngully" popped up, along with the exaggerated narration, "BIG-LIPPED ALLIGATOR MOMENT!"
Otto put his head in his hands a minute, muttering to himself that he shouldn't have drank so much coffee before a meeting...
Will Dr. Octopus ever get his revenge? Will we ever get to see Mysterio and Electro's drunken escapades? WHY did this fanfic need a Big-Lipped Alligator Moment?
Stay tuned and find out!