Peter Parker mentally went over improv ideas in his head as he donned his Spider-Man mask and entered the stage. "I can do this", he thought, slightly nervously. "I'm funny. After all, isn't that why the picked ME as a guest star on Whose Line?"
The audience applauded wildly as he took the stage next to Ryan Stiles, Colin Mochrie, and Wayne Brady, secretly star-struck to be right next to them as host Drew Carey announced them all. "Welcome, to Whose Line Is It Anyway?, the show where the score's made up and the points don't matter. That's right, the points are like a politician's family."
The audience laughed before being shushed. "Please welcome today's celebrity guest, straight from Manhattan, the Spectacular Spider-Man!" His words sent everyone into abrupt applause.
Spidey pointed to a prop on Drew's desk; a red, white and blue top hat. "Whatcha got there, Drew?"
"A game called Scenes From A Hat! We asked the audience members for ideas before the show, we took the good ones and we'll have our performers act them out. First up for you tonight, it says here...Have Wayne, Colin, Ryan and Drew squash the Spider-Man? Who wrote this?"
Drew Carey took out another one, and another, as well as five more, before dumping them all out. "They all say the same thing! Okay, who wrote this crap? Somebody's getting fired!"
Up in the audience, Rhino whispered to Sandman, "D'ya tink they're onto us?"