AN: Hello~ I'm back with chapter 5, and sorry if Izaya is a little OOC here, well he is pregnant here in my fanfictio and want on crack but… I don't know if it went well? So sorry if Izaya's was a little OOC here.. I was in the moon to make him a little bit OOC here.. Well Okay I'll stop my ranting now.. Oh, and by the way… I won't be able to update any chapter since I won't be able to get anytime to write one since my family and I are going to manila this Friday, but will be back after 4 or 5 days?. And since it my late grandfather birthday on 27, so I'll we be very busy to help out my family to prepare for the party. Doesn't me my grandpa is death doesn't mean we can't celebrate his birthday. :/ well then I'll stop talking now and lets you all read the chapter, and remember to review everyone, PLEASE! DX

Anime: Durarara!

Title: Better Than Revenge

Pairing: Shizuo Heiwajima x Izaya Orihara

Rated: M

Author: Kor-chan

Warning: Mpreg, Smut, Lemons, Drama, Humors and etc.. un-beta..

Summary: Shizuo and Izaya had been lovers in secret, pretending to be enemy with each other outside the surface when in true that they were lovers beneath it, still Izaya deiced that he wanted to have a child with Shizuo, with the help of a certain friend of course. Warning MPREG ahead.

Disclaimer: Kor-chan's doesn't own any of the Durarara character or so, if I did? Then Shizuo and Izaya would be lovers and gay in the series and there would be lot of smutty scene in every episode of it, so nope defiantly don't own it!. ^^

PS: I need a beta or editor for this since English isn't my first language.. T^T So please go easy on me! ^^".

Well on with the story shall we everyone?\

-SHxIO-

Chapter 5: Kida's bad day.

It been 1 week now after Kida visit, more of accidentally bragged in and witness and heard everything on what happen at Izaya's, his boss apartment. He was beyond shock and disbelieve, he couldn't believe it, the two most people who hate each other where actually together, all lovely-dove, and should he bluntly said where lovers?. He was confuse as to how the two ended up becoming lovers, I mean all that he heard from the rumors where that the two had been enemy since their where in high school, so he was confuse as too how the two ended up coming together as a lovers or boyfriend even, what more shocked was that he found out that his boss, Izaya, was pregnant with none other than Shizuo Heiwajima's child.

'What the heck? And here I thought that Izaya-san was the only one who was crazy?.. I can't believe that Shizuo-san was… What the heck?.. And Izaya-san was pregnant with Shizuo-san's child? How the heck did that even happen? I mean as far as I know is impossible for male human to get pregnant, sure animals can since some of the animals like the sea horse where born hermaphrodite… But for a human to be a hermaphrodite, not to mention a male is just… Freaking impossible!' he thought as he felt frustrated for thinking too much about it and began to mess his hair as he screamed. "OH WHAT THE HECK?.. WHY AM'I EVEN WORRIED ABOUT IT?.." He screamed before blinking his eyes when he realize that ever student where staring at him weirdly as he blushed and hug his head low and walked forward, toward his school building, trying to ignore everyone stare and whisper.

'Is not like it my responsibility if anything happen to them, is there life not mine, dammit!' he thought before groaning. 'I should really stop thinking too much before my head would explode.' He thought as he walked toward and inside the school building going to where his classroom and to where Mikado and Anri were waiting.

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Shinra was beyond over joy when he heard over the phone last week that Shizuo was going with him being pregnant and that they were going to keep it, he was truly happy and told the couple to come by his house next week for Izaya's check up to see how the little one where doing, yes he was very happy about it, that Izaya finally deiced to keep it, even thought that it was his help that he managed to let both Izaya and Shizuo to have their love child. A grin grace on his face as he continue to drink his mug of coffee this early morning while reading some documents files on his laptop, Celty was out today, going to search for her head again.

He wasn't worried about her, knowing that she can protect herself, after all she was the Dullahan, the only think that he worried about was, how she going to react to the news when she's found out that Izaya is having Shizuo's baby, he was sure she'll be delight and angry at the same time when he'll explain it as to how it happen. But right now he need to finish making this files and list for Izaya on what he should and shouldn't do; after all, he was going to be a mother soon.

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Izaya wasn't in a good mood today, he was now 4 week pregnant and the morning sickness haven't gone yet, Shinra did mention to him that the morning sickness would probable still lasted within a week or in a few month, he always did mention that some pregnant woman or mother had their morning sickness still in their nine month of pregnancy which he froze in fear, sure he had wanted to have a child with his Shizu-chan, but having morning sickness still the child was born was just beyond his control, he didn't want that but he know he can't do anything about it now that it had happen and he was pregnant now, he sighed in content when he was done emptying his stomach in the toilet sink, Shizuo would come any moment with grocery bag in his hand, Shizuo had decide to buy and brought him health food to eat for their child and his sake, he didn't want the informant to get sick while being pregnant with their child.

'I'll take it all back on what I said a week ago about this pregnancy is going to be fun.' He thought and sighed as he wipes his wet mouth with the tissue beside the toilet sink.

Soon he heard the front door to his apartment open as he looked up and heard Shizuo's voice calling him as he sighed and deiced to wash his mouth before going out of the bathroom and his bedroom to great his boyfriend and the father of his little one.

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Kida was standing dump stuck and too scared to make a move, he offend wonder how he got himself here, stuck in his boss, house office, Izaya, his boss had called him not a while ago after their last period at school and he was about to head home when his cellphone vibrate in his uniform pants pocket and picked it up to see a text message coming from Izaya, his boss, telling him to come immediately at his office, saying that it was very important, now here he was, wishing he didn't believe his boss text message, the moment he came inside his boss apartment and knew that something was wrong which he was right as he stepped in the living and went straight to his boss office only to find said boss was sulking on the concern of his office wall, mumbling something like: 'Shizu-chan being a jerk again.' yada-yada-yada.

He sighed, he had guessed that this was one of those what people called mood swing, not just any normal mood swig but a mood swing from a pregnant person, well is not that Izaya wasn't pregnant since he had witness and overheard Izaya and Shizuo's conversation the other week ago. He sighed even more when he began to hear his boss sobbing and deiced to stop his boss, sulking mood. "Izaya-san… Did you call me for something?" He asked when Izaya heard his voice and stopped crying and wiped his tears and turn around and saw him, Kida was shocked and backed away when he saw his boss was giving me those puppy-dog-eyes which he never show in front of him since the mostly and usual expression he usually seen in his boss was neither a smirk, frown or grin, but nothing like this.

He thanked to all the kami in the sky who had made his boss pregnant with Shizuo's child, because right now, he was highly amused and surprise to see his boss other side, the one he usually doesn't expose to the outside world, he guessed that Shizuo probable already knew Izaya's other side and didn't said a world to the outside world for the fear of hurting his Izaya's feeling. He shrugged at the thought and sighed. "Kida-kun~" Izaya whiny voice said as he dashed toward the boy and hugged Kida, surprising him in the process. Kida blinked his eyes and glanced at his boss who were now sobbing and whinny in his arms and began to babble about his day with Shizuo's this morning. "Nee, Kida-kun! Did you know Shizu-chan had been jerk lately?.. He told me this morning that I should stop doing my job as an informant still the baby was born… But I didn't want to quiet it and he began to yell at me saying something like: 'Fine do whatever you want, but don't come crying on me If… if I lose the baby…'" Izaya said as he began to cry again.

'Okay. I'll take that back about Izaya-san being pregnant was a good idea… It totally annoying… H-How did Shizuo-san even managed to stay clam without killing Izaya-san?' He thought. 'Probable because of the baby?' A voice in his head said as he blinked. He sighed and couldn't think of anything to calm down his upset boss and deiced to just pat Izaya's shoulder for comfort. When Izaya stopped whining and crying and his sobbing had slowed down. "Izaya-san?" Kida asked. "Sorry, about that Kida-kun…" Izaya said. "Erkm… Is no probable… D-Do you want me to get you something to make you feel better? O-Or do you want me to get Shizuo-san for you?" He asked trying to make his now upset boss to be better, he didn't want Izaya to hurt the baby or lost it because of being upset or depress about little thing such as this.

Izaya shook his head and was about to say something when they heard the front door outside flow open and saw heard Shizuo's voice calling Izaya. They stayed there in silent, when they didn't heard Shizuo's voice that made them blink their eyes in confuse still they jumped a little when they heard loud footstep walking around the apartment and opening each room and heard Shizuo calling Izaya's name. Izaya frowned and glared at his office door and humped as he crossed his arms around his chest before saying in a whisper that only Kida could hear. "And now he came and had the got to get worried about me after what he said?.. The dammed jerk!." Izaya hissed.

Soon they heard Shizuo's coming toward the office and heard the door being slammed open, Kida could heard the door cracked a bit, he had guessed that Shizuo's probable had slammed the door to much that it broken. He heard Shizuo's growled. "I-ZA-YA-Kun.." He heard Shizuo's pissed off voice behind him and tensed as he turn his head around in a fright way and gulped as he saw Shizuo's glaring at him, he wanted to sink low and wished that the ground would eat him or swallow him beneath it, anything to get away from the now pissed off Shizuo.

"S-Shizuo-san… I-Is n-not w-what y-you t-think!" He smuttier. Shizuo just glared at him while Izaya smirked on his spot and lean against Kida and hugged the boy making Shizuo to growl in warning. Izaya smirked at him and said. "What. Do. You. Think. You're. Doing?. I-za-ya-kun..?" Shizuo warned he was pissed and was gritting his teeth in annoyance when he saw his pregnant boyfriend being all clingy and friendly with the boy named: Kida. "What does is look like Shizu-chan?.. We were about to kiss still you came, bragging in… That was really rude of you to disturb us, Shizu-chan.." Izaya teased. Kida paled. 'WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU TRYING DO, IZAYA-SAN? GET ME KILLED BY SHIZUO-SAN?' Kida screamed in his head as his leg shook in fright and he could almost feel like he was about to pee his pants.

Shizuo continue to glare at the two of them, he was worried about his pregnant boyfriend when he had yelled a while ago and went out for a walk and ended up at Shinra's place and told everything on what happen only to get scowled by their doctor friend, Shinra had even treat him to handle Izaya with care, not insult and argue with the informant during and throughout his pregnancy it would endanger his and their child health, so Shizuo dashes out of Shinra's place to check on the flea if anything had goes wrong or if the flea had hurt their baby or so, but upon arriving to his boyfriend place and had panic a bit when he couldn't fine his pregnant lover a while ago still he went to Izaya's office and saw.. Saw… the flea and the kid from a few weeks ago being so close toward his pregnant lover piss him off.

He didn't want anyone touching what was his, or he didn't want Izaya's to be friendly with anyone when said 'flea' already know he had him, and he was pregnant with their child. He marched toward the two, and saw the kid looking pale and was shaking in fright. 'Heh, he should… Nobody touch and be friendly with my Izaya… The dammed louse is mine..' he thought before glaring at Kida and said firmly. "You, get out…NOW! I need a word with Izaya. Alone!" Shizuo said Kida gulped before nodding his head. "I-I was just about to do that, Shizuo-san.. And.. One more thing?.. I'm not in any way or in term is having an affair with Izaya-san… I-I already have Mikado-kun.. A-As my b-boyfriend so… Really…Um… Well then… Goodbyeee!" Kida said as he madly dashed out of Izaya's apartment again for the second time and swear to never go back inside Izaya's apartment if the two lovers had their quarrel fight.

Shizuo just cooked an eyebrow at the kid before going back to face his lover who was now looking trouble and was giving him a puppy-dog-eyes and an apology grin. He knows those grin and know that Izaya was in trouble or busted now. "Um… S-Shizu-chan.." Izaya squeaked when Shizuo close their distance, Izaya wasn't in the mood to deal with his boyfriend pissed off or fusses mood. Shizuo just glared at him before grabbing his collar shirt and lean in and capture his lips in a sudden and surprise kiss, making Izaya to widen his eyes in surprise before relaxing and kissed back. They continue to kiss each other, giving a passionate kiss, then that passionate kiss turn into lust, still one of them began to take off their cloth while kissing each other still Shizuo's arms roamed underneath Izaya's sleeve shirt, lifting the informant shirt a little high, exposing Izaya's perked nipples and began to lick the other nipples while his other hand played with the other one and earn a moan from Izaya afterward.

"Nn.. S-Shizu-chan… D-Didn't S-Shinra warned us.. N-Not t-to have sex f-for the baby sake?.." Izaya asked. Shizuo pull away from Izaya's nipples and groan up at him before saying. "It won't hurt or harm the baby if I'll be gentle now, would it?" Shizuo asked. Izaya thought of it for a moment before sighing. "F-Fine.. J-Just be careful.. O-Okay?" Izaya asked as Shizuo nodded before carrying him and took him to his bedroom to have their little fun together.

Outside the apartment.

Kida was fuming and debating himself, and telling himself to never, ever go near a very crazy pregnant Izaya, even if said Izaya is asking him to go to his office, okay maybe not without a proper explanation as to why he have to be their next time, this he swear himself to make sure to never repeat this mistaken the 3rd time, he already made a mistake at first when he suddenly bragged in Izaya's office only to overheard that his boss, was pregnant with the fearsome Shizuo Heiwajima's child. He made a promise himself that, to never make another mistake again if he wants to face Shizuo's vending machine flying toward him and killed him. He shrugged at the thought and walked on toward the street to where it leans to his home. He only hoped that karma wouldn't be in the way, because he surely didn't want another repeat of a while ago, hell he didn't want to face another one of Izaya's mood swig throughout his pregnancy.

TBC.

ME: Yay!.. Hope you all like this chapter yeah? Please give review and tell me what you all think of this chapter yea? Still the next chapter then everyone. ^^