(A/N: Ummm… here's chapter two of a story I haven't named yet… I've gotten some complaints about the phase sequence –ahem- SARAH…I'm trying to keep the order, so bear with me. Hope you enjoy and please review!

Sorry, no lemon this time…but there will be PLENTY in the future)

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Disclaimer: I do not own any of the twilight characters, they are simply there for my manipulation.

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Chapter Two: Three birds with one stone…chapter…whatever

JPOV

"WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?" I come into my garage to see Quil's ass mooning me from inside my soon-to-be car, with my soon-to-be girlfriend under him, naked, whispering and smiling. It doesn't take a fucking rocket scientist to guess what had happened. Naked girl plus naked boy equals a lost virginity and a big, goofy grin. Which is exactly what I was witnessing.

"Jake!" Bella's voice was tight and scared. Or maybe a better word would be guilty. I glowered. "This isn't what it looks like." she insisted.

"I think it's exactly what it looks like," I growled. The noise sounded shockingly more canine than human, which brought me back to the reason I had rushed back to my homemade garage.

It was Embry. Or rather, what Embry had become.

One minute I was standing next to one of my best friends, laughing as he paid for the wrench I picked out; the most expensive, naturally. Turns out, Forks doesn't have a hardware store, but Newton's had a little section of tools. Convenient. Then, the Newton kid said some smart ass comment to Embry about being my bitch, and he just got way pissed off and…and…exploded! That's the only way I could explain it! Embry exploded into a fucking wolf, and I flipped out. I thought he was going to kill Newton, but then his body jerked in an un-natural way, and he ran out of the store; which was now destroyed. Just like that. Embry got pissed, and started shaking. A lot like I was now…

"No, Jake…it's not like you think! Please! Listen to me…" Bella was scrambling around, holding Quil's shirt to her naked body, trying to cover herself and reason with me at the same time.

But I wasn't listening, nor did I care about her stupid excuses.

"How could you Bella?" I asked, cutting off whatever she was saying. Heat was spreading through my body rapidly, and I felt out of control. The only thing keeping me from flipping out was Bella. No matter how much she just broke my heart, I didn't want to lose it in front of her.

"Dude, chill out!" Quil said, "It's not that big of a deal!"

I rounded on him, disbelief strong on my face. He was the last person who needed to be talking after what he just did to my Bella.

"You honestly expect me to chill out? Look what you just did to Bella!" I was yelling and the shaking got worse.

"He only did what I wanted him to do!" Bella interjected, "This was all my idea!"

"Stop covering for him Bella! He doesn't deserve it!" I shouted at her.

"Do not yell at her like that!" Quil was shaking now too. "I was doing what she asked me to do!"

"Both of you calm down!" Bella screeched, trying to step between us.

"Bella get back! NOW!" I barely noticed the voice of Jared Cameron warning Bella to stay back; all I could think about was my fury towards my old best friend. I didn't even care enough to wonder why Jared, one of Sam's minions, was in my garage, holding Bella as far away as possible from Quil and me.

"You're fucking sick, man! " I yelled, getting in Quil's face more.

"Really? Your little girlfriend didn't seem to think so five minutes ago when she was riding my dick." He replied harshly, getting in my face too.

That was it.

I felt a ripple of warmth spread across my body from the vase of my spine, and I got so furious that I exploded with a shredding sound.

Embry, calm down! What the- Sam

Jake?- Embry

I wasn't paying attention to the voices in my head. I was busy advancing on Quil, fully intending to rip his head off…

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BPOV

I couldn't process everything at once. First, I was sharing a happy moment with Quil, then Jake exploded into a huge wolf and was advancing on Quil with bared teeth. Jake lunged and Quil jumped forward, also exploding and meeting Jake's challenge head-on.

I was terrified.

Out of nowhere, a huge, pitch black wolf and a grayish wolf were there and pushing wolf-versions of Jake and Quil out of the garage; which was in danger of falling apart.

And then they were gone into the forest. All of maybe two minutes had passed since Jake walked in. I would've collapsed if it weren't for the strong arms holding me up…

I jerked forward, losing my balance. He caught me again and steadied me before sitting me in the Rabbit.

"Are you okay?"

"Will everyone quit asking me that?" I shrieked.

"Sorry. "

"Who are you?" I demanded.

"I'm Jared Cameron. I'm with Sam and Paul…ummm…yeah."

Oh, so this was one of the jerks that were messing with Jake.

"What do you want?"

"Did you not just see what happened?" he asked skeptically.

"Yeah… but what do you have to do with…" I trailed off in realization; then I gaped at him and cringed away, "how…"

Jared chuckled, "It's a long story. You know now so you'll be at the next bonfire more than likely."

"But… but… you… wolf… Jake… how?" I stammered.

Billy and Old Quil will explain later. Right now, you need to get some pants on and we need to go to Emily's.

I was suddenly aware of my pants-less situation. "ohmygod!" I exclaimed as I pulled Quil's shirt further down my thighs.

Jared laughed again, "Don't worry, I didn't see anything….but Jake, Embry, Paul, and Sam are probably getting an eyeful…" Jared smiled devilishly, "Can't wait to see that." I shot him a question mark look.

"Never mind," he said, "you'll get it later."

"Yeah, I better get a whole lot of explaining," I told him.

He turned his back while I put on Quil's boxers and my pants. What the hell, I figured; he shouldn't have ripped mine. I smiled to myself and adjusted my bra under Quil's shirt. Then I found all of the buttons to my shirt and grabbed Quil's jeans and shoes.

When I had everything, I followed Jared to my truck and let him drive to this Emily chick's house; trying very hard not to think more than absolutely necessary.

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(A/N: had to make it in the original phase sequence:)…my beta demanded it -happy now Sarah?- just make it more interesting…no lemon…sorry…:)…but there will be plenty in the future…;)…

Sorry if it takes a while to upload…I'll try once a week. This is kinda a difficult thing considering the fact that I do not own a computer…so hang in there…I will finish the story I promise:). And if something happens; my beta has no life…so she can use her imagination and help me out.

This is Maysie's beta, DoneDiedLastYear (feel free to check out my stories!) saying that I have no clue when the next chapter will be up. I'm uploading this for Maysie right now and she doesn't actually know… I think I have the next chapter on my computer somewhere but I'm not sure. So there's no telling when the next chapter will be uploaded… sorry. Things should be a bit more regular in a couple of weeks when school starts again.

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