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Bananafreak97

Question…..

What's your favorite form of torture?

Answer….

That's quite a question, bananafreak. I think my favorite form of torture would be that thing off of Star Wars episode four- super geeks, you'll know what I'm talking about. It's this floating circle thing with TONS of needles and electric pokers sticking out of it. Can you say pain? Haha, thanks bananafreak97! (:

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Chapter Five

In which we go to BTR's awesome apartment 2J, get stuck in the swirly slide, and I fall asleep to Kendall's voice.

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"Holy wow," I said quietly as we pulled up to the Palmwoods set. I mean, I knew it was a set right away- there were abandoned cameras, those awesome chairs that I think every star has, and black vans. Wait, black vans? "Hey, Kendall, what are those?"

"Oh shit," he swore, to my surprise.

"You swear?"

"Yes, I'm a kid, not a priest." He looked out the limo window beside me and we saw large men with even larger cameras on their backs. "I knew they'd catch up sooner or later."

"Who? Who?" Carlos asked excitedly, peering out the window beside me. "Aww man, the paparazzi. You know, we're not even that famous yet. How do they find us?"

"Maybe it's because your ride is a limousine," I noted. "That could be just one reason."

"I like the limo," James added, now kneeling beside us. We must have made quite a sight, because now all of us (Erin included) were looking out the windows of the limo.

"What do we do?" James asked.

"Logan, you're the brain," Carlos said. "Can't you figure something out?"

"Well, considering they're going to practically jump in this limo the second Freight Train opens the door, not really," he admitted, scratching the back of his head. "Maybe we could pull around back?"

"Driver!" Kendall said. The window in-between us and the limo slid down, revealing an older man with a fancy outfit on. "Can you pull around back?"

"I can try," the man told him, and the limo lurched forward, launching us all backward. I fell right onto Kendall's lap, and our eyes slowly met. I giggled a little, and he smiled at me, and our faces became close again.

"Oh, guys, not in here," Erin shouted. "I don't want any STD's."

"Yeah, really," James commented. We looked away from each other and blushed. I got off his lap and sat next to him, but close enough that it was pretty much the same thing anyhow. He was so freakin' hot, and you could tell he was pretty muscular.

"Here we are," the man said as we pulled around a dark alley. Everyone got out quickly, Erin following close behind me, and ran into the nearest door.

"I can't believe pulling around back worked," Logan said, shaking his head.

I laughed, but to my surprise we were greeted by guitar man, who really was playing the guitar, and quite well.

"Hey," he said, grinning in our general direction. The girls around him just continued to listen to him play. Everyone else around was acting normal, like they did on the show, and talked to each other and pretty much ignored the guys.

"This is really weird," I told Erin. She raised an eyebrow and looked around too, in astonishment.

"It's just like the show," she replied. "Like we're in it. Are we in it? Please tell me we're not; I didn't do anything with my hair good enough to be in the show."

"I didn't do anything with my hair, either," James said beside us, flipping his hair to one side. It kind of reminded me of the Beebs but in a hotter, mature way.

"Guys, they're filming a scene by the pool," Kendall said. "Something without us. It's not a big deal."

"Oh," was all I could say as I saw Jo and Camille (were those their names? Did I care what their real names were? Oh well) talking to each other on the pool chairs. Jo looked up at me and saw Kendall next to me. She shot me a nasty glare and even Camille didn't look very happy. I had already made enemies- Hollywood was just great. We followed the guys to the elevators, which took us up to floor two. A few hallways later and we were looking at apartment 2J. My fingers hesitantly brushed the wood of the door, as if I expected something freakily weird to come out.

"Pretty cool, huh?" Kendall said, putting his hands into his pockets and leaning back.

"Let's go in!" Carlos said, grabbing Erin's arm and pulling her in first. The door opened and revealed the same apartment on the show: the hockey table, the amazingly sweet kitchen with the bathroom next to it, and, my favorite part….the swirly slide.

"Race you to the top!" I yelled, running up the stairs. Kendall followed close on my heels and, as I launched myself off the pad at the top down the swirly slide, he jumped in close after me. Our legs somehow tangled up amazingly and we got stuck halfway through the dumb yellow slide.

"OUCH!" I yelled, my legs cramping up. Kendall was right next to me, face near mine, legs all over mine, and he had me in his arms.

"Are you alright? Wow, this is really weird," he said. I narrowed my eyes at him and he shook his head as if he had no idea what he'd done.

"This is why people take turns, Ken-DOLL," I said.

"That's not my name!" he retorted. He looked so cute.

"It is now," I laughed at him.

"You know, we're stuck in this slide. I could do anything I wanted right now."

"Like what?"

"Like give you a wet willy."

"You wouldn't dare."

"You wanna bet? Your arms are stuck behind your back." I tried to move them, but he was right. Damn this smallish-child's slide. "I could do anything I wanted right now."

"Don't even dare, Schmidt," I said, using his last name.

"I'll do it." He put his finger in his mouth and it loomed dangerously by my ear.

"GUYS! HELP!" I shouted, but to no avail. They had the music on SUPER loud and they were all running around, screaming for some odd reason. I had no idea what was going on outside of this tunnel, but inside it may just as well have been Chinese torture.

"No one can save you now," he said, raising an eyebrow evilly. "Not Logan, James, Carlos, or Erin."

"How about this?" I asked, freeing one of my hands. I'd been working on getting it un-stuck this whole time. I poked him in the side and he giggled.

"D-don't!" he laughed.

"You're ticklish, aren't you Kendall?"

"N-n-no I'm not!" he said, suppressing a grin.

"Try this one!" I started to tickle his sides, and he squirmed, laughing loudly. I laughed too, because he tickled me back. One thing led to another and suddenly we were close again, really, really close. His lips brushed my cheek and we looked deeply into each other's eyes.

"Kendall?" I asked quietly.

"Yeah?"

"I'm really glad I met you."

"You too, Dani." He smiled. Our lips were just about to touch, and I could just barely feel his on mine, when suddenly someone shouted from the top of the slide.

"SWIRLY SLIDE!" Carlos shouted, and launched himself down the slide.

"No…no…NO, CARLOS!" Kendall and I yelled, and Carlos came feet-first, pushing us out of our stuck spot and went around and around until I landed straight on my ass on the hard wood floor.

"Wow, I didn't know YOU guys were in there!" Carlos said when he stood up. "Why were you in the middle of the slide?"

"We were stuck…ow…thanks for un-sticking us," Kendall replied, to my disappointment. I would have preferred to be stuck for a few more hours….or days.

"Oh, THAT'S where you two were," James said, raising his eyebrows. "Doing the naughty?"

"A: No," I started. "B: How can you DO the naughty in the middle of a swirly slide? Wouldn't that be extremely painful?"

"I wouldn't know; I've never done it in there," he said, winking. I shuddered.

"And you never should. Why do you guys have a children's-sized slide anyways?"

"Because I wanted one!" Carlos told me excitedly. "I've just never seen anyone get stuck in one."

"I do the impossible," I laughed. "I'm kind of tired, though….are we going to bed soon?"

"Sure," Logan said, grinning. "Let me grab you a blanket and-"

"Got them!" Kendall said, appearing with a blanket and pillow in his hand. He threw them at Logan and Logan caught them, setting them beside me. "Well….goodnight, girls."

"Wait, dude," Carlos said quickly. "Why are we going to bed so early? It's only eleven."

"They're tired," James told him. He shrugged and they all walked off, saying silent goodnights. We wished them good night, too, feeling sleepy. They shut all the lights off and we both laid down on the couch, our heads close.

"Psst, Erin," I whispered.

"Yeah?" she replied.

"We should call Aunt Becky."

"Oh, yeah! Here; use my phone." She handed me her cell phone and I dialed Aunt Becky's number. To my relief she picked up right away.

"HEY! Are you guys okay? Did you make it?" she asked quickly. I laughed; Aunt Becky was always like a second Mom to me.

"Yeah, we made it," I laughed. "But we're staying the night in Hollywood."

"Really? Is it somewhere safe?"

"Absolutely. A five-star hotel, promise," I replied.

"It's not expensive?"

"It's pretty cheap, actually." I had to hold back laughter, and Erin beside me was giggling into her pillow.

"Good. So, I'll see you guys tomorrow or the day after? I wouldn't blame you if you wanted to sight-see."

"Actually…we might sight-see and be there as soon as we can," I decided, smiling. I really wanted to stay here for a while longer. Plus my Aunt was cool enough to let us just come at our own pace.

"Alright, love you and send my love to Erin, too!" she said, hanging up. I grinned and closed Erin's phone, handing it to her.

"Erin, I have a question for you," I whispered.

"What is it?"

"Do you like Carlos?"

"What? No….I have Donny back home….you know that!"

"Yeah, but Carlos seems really awesome, Erin."

"I know." She smiled, and I smiled back.

Two hours later….

It was two in the morning, and I couldn't sleep. Erin was softly snoring beside me, but I was just too excited to be at the real place where Big Time Rush really filmed their show. I stood up and, being as quiet as I possibly could, and walked around the huge living room. I went down a hallway by the slide to find a bedroom.

Inside the room there was no snoring, which was a nice break from the living room where you could hear the guys sleep talking and snoring really, really loudly. I quietly stepped in and I saw a bed, nightstand, and an alarm clock. The person in the bed sat up, and to my horror it was Kendall.

"I am so sorry," I apologized, seeing him awake in the dark.

"I couldn't sleep," he told me. "Wanna sit down?"

"Umm….sure." I sat beside him and shivered. The apartment was freezing cold.

"Here, come closer," he said, and I sat right next to him as he wrapped his blanket around me. We were huddled together, and I felt warm again….but maybe that's because I was blushing so bad.

"I can't sleep either."

"Are you nervous?" he asked. I was still shivering, even though I was warm again.

"No." I was lying through my teeth.

"Is something wrong?"

"No, nothing's wrong, Kendall."

"Oh. Well, how about we both try and sleep here. Maybe because we both can't sleep we both will."

"Okay," I said. We laid down on the pillow, and I snuggled close to him. He wrapped his arm around my waist and pulled me even closer.

"Any better?" he asked.

"Yes, definitely." I couldn't BELIEVE I just said that. I mentally slapped myself and closed my eyes. Still, I wasn't tired.

"…Wanna be famous?" Kendall sang softly, then stopped to my disappointment. "Are you going to sleep better if maybe I sing to you?"

"Yes, please," I asked. I was going to get sung to by KENDALL? I must be dreaming. I pinched myself…..OW….and decided this wasn't a dream. I also decided that was going to leave a mark in the morning next to my previous pinch mark from the Ferris Wheel.

"Okay," he said, then started to sing.

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We'll do it all

Everything

On our own

We don't need

Anything

Or anyone

If I lay here

If I just lay here

Would you lie with me and just forget the world?

I don't quite know

How to say

How I feel

Those three words

Are said too much

They're not enough

If I lay here

If I just lay here

Would you lie with me and just forget the world?

Forget what we're told

Before we get too old

Show me a garden that's bursting into life

Let's waste time

Chasing cars

Around our heads

I need your grace

To remind me

To find my own

If I lay here

If I just lay here

Would you lie with me and just forget the world?

Forget what we're told

Before we get too old

Show me a garden that's bursting into life

All that I am

All that I ever was

Is here in your perfect eyes, they're all I can see

I don't know where

Confused about how as well

Just know that these things will never change for us at all

If I lay here

If I just lay here

Would you lie with me and just forget the world?"

And that's when I fell asleep in Kendall Schmidt's bed, in Kendall Schmidt's arms, with his beautiful voice singing Chasing Cars to me.

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Yummy Big Time Rush love…that makes me happy. R&R! Big time thanks to Snow Patrol for making such a fitting song…and pretty song….to put in this chapter! Make sure you REVIEW! Thanks! BTR=Love.