Disclaimer: I don't own them, I just own Misha.
Sometimes beating up people helps too.
(Reno, Rufus, Tifa, Cloud, Vincent, Irvine, Rude and Squall are all sitting around in the the huge house Misha and Seph are in the TV. room.
Misha: * watching Jackie chan adventures *
Sephiroth: *sitting behind her on the couch * Why are you watching this What Are you like five?
Irvine: * enters * Seph just cuz' you hate it don't mean she can't look at it.
Sephiroth: Leave or die cowboy nerd.
Irvine: Mama's boy!
Sephiroth: Cowboy geek!
Irivne: Freakish, leather wearin' punk face who's mother was a psycho!
Sephiroth: ( ) *leaves *
Vincent: *enters* what happened to my son?
Irvine: *looks at him * You mean to tell me that Miss. writer over there made you a father!
Vincent: Bite me cowboy punk, she would never do a thing like that.
Irvine: Misha your father-ish vampire is disturbing, ya'know.
Misha: *looks away from the TV. * Vincent that wasn't very nice.
(Cloud and Tifa come with Heero behind them.)
Misha: *looks up and is very shocked to see him here. * HEY! Heero, so how are thing going between you and Relena, eh?
Heero: * goes and sits next to Misha. * That's just it * heavies a sigh * She wants to take away the $#% Gundam armory. I do not wanna see that woman at all today, so if she comes looking for me I'm not here.
Misha: *gives him a hug * You should of killed her before you came.
Irvine: * mutters * Now I see why she's always taking Sephs side.
Misha: I heard that. Well Heero, you can hang and watch Jackie Chan with me.
Heero: I love that show * they start watching it. *
Vincent: * leans in to Irvine whispering * I think we should get Seph. * they leave *
(Sephiroth is out side sitting on the porch.)
Sephiroth: * is fuming silently *
Vincent: There you are my son.
Irvine: Man we've been lookin' everywhere for you.
Sephiroth: there aren't many places to look.
Irvine: We need your help with something.
Sephiroth: No. I am not helping you. Why should I?
Vincent: Oh, on the contrary son you might want to reconsider.
Sephiroth: * raise a brow * Ooh and why is that?
Irvine: Yeah we have a Gundam prob again.
Sephiroth: Let me guess it's Heero and he's having An issue with Relena * again. *
Vincent: Yes, but how did you know.
Sephiroth: This is the fifth time this week.
Rufus: * walks out there * Seph .
Sephiroth: I know I know Heero's in there. What am I the anti-Gundam defense?
Irvine: Well I was going for deranged killer but that'll work too.
Sephiroth: I hate you get lost cowboy. * glares then leaves *
Vincent: Could you stand to be a bit nicer?
Irvine: ME! He's the one running around talking about killing everyone and you're telling me to be nice to him.
Vincent: ... Yes.
(Back in the TV. Room Misha and Heero are now watching Iun-yasha the one where Sango steals the Tetsusaiga, cuz' they love that one.)
Heero, pretending to be Naraku: People die because of the power of the Sacred Shiekon Jewel, and people live because of it's power. There's no reason why you should despise the sacred jewel as much as you do, remember Kohku was revived because of the jewels power. You made a promise to exchange the sword for Kohku's life, so what will you do.
Misha, pretending to be Sango: * points sword heero/naraku * I despise you, I made no promise. * Jumps into the air * you want my answer. * throwing a sword she had on her wall at him * here it is. * they start fighting just like Sango and Naraku are now. *
Sephiroth: * enters * NANI!
(They stop and look at him.)
Sephiroth: I was coming to kill him but you're takin' care of that.
Misha: Hey, Seph we were acting out one of the best scene from Inu-Yasha.
Heero: You're looking rather gloomy then usual.
Sephiroth: * takes out his masamune * Well then I can arrange it so you don't have to look anymore can't I. * grin evilly*
Heero: I think its time someone really shut you up! * both takes a stance *
Cloud: * enters and stops dead in his track * Oh, this isn't good.
Sephiroth: SHI! * charges *
Heero: * charges, still holding Misha's sword * SHI-NE!
Misha: * gets between them * STOP! * they stop and look at her * As much as I love this sorta thing, you two are not allowed to fight.
Heero: * hands Misha her sword * Hontou ni sumimasen.
Sephiroth: * puts his Masamune away * Fine. *he quickly punches Heero in the face and kicks him in the lower abdomen.*
Heero: *slams into the ground.* Seriously dude, I hate you...
Sephiroth: And I wouldn't have it any other way. *grins evilly.*
Misha: That's alright * hanging her sword back on the wall * Seph doesn't seem to like anyone. *helps him up and glares at Seph.*
(Reno and Rufus enters, and Reno has a beer as always.)
Reno: * sees Heero * Must be Relena.
Rufus: * mutters * I'm surprised he knows anything.
Reno: What was that?
Rufus: Nothing.
Sephiroth: * goes to the couch and turn on Rush Hour 2 *
Vincent: * enters with Squall and Irvine * So how do you feel son.
Sephiroth: * looks at Vincent * Fine, and why do you keep calling me that.
Irvine: * burst out in laughter *
Everyone: *looks at him *
Squall: What's your problem man?
Irvine: * pulls himself together, looks up and sees Seph glaring him down * Nothin'.. Nothin' at all.
(There is a knock at the door.)
Rufus: * goes and gets the door and backs away slowly *
Misha: * goes over and sees that it's Relena * Hi Relena, how has it Been?
Relena: Fine, is Heero in there, I've looked everywhere.
Misha: No, he hasn't come by here.
Relena: Well if you see him tell him that there will be another mission in about three days from now. * leaves *
Misha: * shuts the door * Heero you had better get going you have a mission in three days.
Sephiroth: * snorts * Yeah like he can find his way out of a box.
Misha: * hits him in the head * You need to work on your manners Seph.
Heero: Well, I'll be seeing you all later then.
Sephiroth: * mutters quietly * I hope his Gundam burns.
Heero: * goes to the door * Misha maybe we could do that Inu-yasha thing again. * leaves *
Sephiroth: *goes to say something but is cut off by Misha *
Misha: Shut it, and just watch your freaking movie.
Vincent: *sits on the couch with Seph* Hey, Rush Hour two I've only seen part one.
Squall: Vincent this is the most you've ever talked.
Vincent: My breakfast had sugar in it.
Reno: *looks at Vincent* Eww Some of us find that offensive You know.
(The movie has ended and everyone has left except Misha)
Misha: *looks to make sure that everyone has left. She picks up the phone and calls a few people to come and visit she hangs up with them, leaving.*
(The End.)
I hope you like it, I know it's not much of a story. I'm still going to be posting more. This story was one of the first stories, I wrote when I was young.