When I was little I loved Power Rangers, so it was only fitting that I made fun of them.
A story for special people.
Narrator: *cleared his throat.* I will be Narrating for this seemingly insane story... Oh right and Misha will only be making very little appearanceses in the Animansion.
Aeris: Ooooh, we have our very own narrator.
Sephiroth: *rolls his eyes.* Whooppty-do I'm just flipping with joy.
Vincent: but if Misha's not here who will keep control.
Sephiroth: I will and that's final.
Narrator: no, I was instructed by the host herself to put Sesshomaru, Riku and/or Misao in charge.
Sora: why would she put them in control?
Narrator: that is none of your business. Now let me finish.
Riku: * hit Sora in the neck, knocking him out. *
Cloud: if you ask me, I think either me, Leon or Christie should of been put in charge.
Vincent: um... Cloud no one did.
Cloud: * hangs his head. * No one ever does.
Vincent: look ya'll if we let the narrator finish, it'll leave.
Narrator: long, long ago...
Sephiroth: nop, I ain't doin' no bodies story that began with long ago.
Sesshoumaru: and you think the rest of us wants to... Misha said that...
Sephiroth: Misha can kiss my a.. er.. butt.
Everyone: * gasped and looked at Seph. *
Kasumi: you know you wouldn't say this to her face, now would cha.
Sephiroth: I..Am an evil killer and I'm...
Vincent: please fool, you ain't killed in who knows how long.
Cloud: he's got you there, and besides Misha has the force on her side.
Sephiroth: *starts growling.* Screw O-beone, I fear no one! Lets just get this over with.
Narrator: why don't I start it a different way.
Riku: that'll do.
Narrator: *warps everyone to the Commande Center in Angel Grove.* It all started when five teenagers were picked to defend the earth. These five teens were Zack the Black Ranger, Kimsumi the Pink Ranger, Sheeny the Yellow Ranger, Buson the Red Ranger, and Vincy the Blue Ranger.
Zack: * looked around. * HA! You loosers couldn't keep your names, like me.
Narrator: as I was saying...
Kimsumi: can it Zack, if we were in D.O.A. I would've mopped the floor with you by now.
Narrator: SILENCE!
Everyone: *shuts up.*
Narrator: *clears his throat.* These five were known as the Mighty Morphen Power Rangers...
Sheeny: NANI! That's what they call us. *She looks upset.* what a load of..
Vincy: just let him finish.
Narrator: the Rangers and the newly aquired Ranger Cloudy the white Ranger have been defending Angel Grove against attacks made by the evil Sephizedd and his wife Christierepulsa...
Sephizedd: do I really have to do this?
Narrator: can't you just be thankful the host gave you the part of an evil guy, not a good one and even if you were good, if you slack off we all have to re-do our part.
Sephizedd: * mudders to himself. * She did us dirty...
Narrator: what was that.
Sephizedd: I said you can finish.
Narrator: it starts.
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Narrator: It starts off with Christie come out of a tube yak, yak, whatever, whatever. * It skips further in. * The six teens at Angle Grove High were hard at work as normal and with it almost being time for them to leave, I think we should check in on them.
Kimsumi: *walks up to Cloudy.* Hey, what cha doin' after school?
Cloudy: well, me and the guys were going to help out at the Community Center afterwards, you and Sheeny wanna come.
Sheeny: no.
Narrator: you better do it right or I'll make you do 50 more of these.
Sheeny: yes we'd love to.
Kimsumi: alright, then is settled ja'ne.
Narrator: Kasu... er Kimsumi English, speak English.
Kimsumi: Gomen. * She gasped. * Sorry. See you later Cloudy.
Narrator: *is dripping sweat.* While the teens were helping at the Center, Sephizedd and Christie Repulsa were cooking a bad plan it was so bad it stank...
Sephizedd: now that was lame, and what was that when you opened the show...
Narrator: * ignors him. * It's your part.
Sephizedd: I'm getting so sick and tiered of those Rangers, and their I'm mister perfect boss... Christie it's time to destroy the Mighty Morphen Power Rangers once and for all.
Christie Repulsa: oohhhh, this is so sickening, I hate this so much..
Narrator: and it will go on forever if not done right. * It laughs evilly. *
Christie Repulsa: how about you shorten the typing of my name and I'll do this right, alright.
Narrator: Fine, and don't ever rymhe again either that's creepy coming from you.
Christie: let's send our most powerful monsters.
Sephizedd: I got it. We'll send the Pscubeboxses.
(A/N:Ps-Cube-Box, as in Playstaion-GameCube-Xbox.)
Christie: now your thinkin'.
Narration: meanwhile the always so good and Honor roll making teens were cleaning up when Cloudy's Cammunacator went off.
Cloudy: *answers it quickly.* We're here Sesshodon.
Sesshodon: *through the Cammunacator.* Ranger you must report to the Commande Center it's urgent.
Narrator: and so the Rangers teleported to The Commande Center.
Zack: what's up Sesshodon, I was just about to get my mac on with this real fly honey..
Kimsumi: *smacked him in the head.* This ain't the time for that. We have to do it right or we'll never leave here.
Kulpha: Rangers take a look at the Viewing Globe, it's more of those Pscubeboxses that he had sent before.
Narrator: the Rangers turned to the Viewing Globe.
Sheeny: does the Narrator have to do that.
Buson: look guys we have to get this over with.
Cloudy: he's right. * He looks around. * It's Morphen time, White Ranger Power!
Buson: Red Ranger Power!
Kimsumi: Pink Ranger Power!
Sheeny: Yellow Ranger Power!
Vincy: Blue Ranger Power!
Zack: Black Ranger Power!
Narrator: they warpped from the Commande Center, flipping over the camra going into battle with the Pscubeboxses. There are at least 12 of them, will the Rangers be able to take them on.
Zack: put a sock in it baka..
Narrator: ENGLISH!
Cloudy: *pulled out his beam sword.* It's time to send them packin'.
Sesshondon: * spoke through their wrist watches. * Be careful all of you, the Pscubeboxses have the ability to use characters from every game, on you. So you all should be warned of the Ps one's wide range of games over the years. *It turns off.*
Sheeny: like we needed his in put. *She jumped into the air to strike, but was thrown back by Yami and his Dark magic attack.* What the!
Cloudy: do you still not won't his in put now.
Sheeny: suck it, Cloudy.
Cloudy: sorry to busy to do that.
Narrator: *starts to pull hair out it's head.*
Buson: the Narrator has hair.
The writer: I don't know, I'm just making it up as I go.
Vincy: *was getting hungry and needed food right away.* Must, eat, something..
Kimsumi: hey everyone Vincy is in need of food. *She grabs one of the PCBs and strips off the cloths around the neck.* Vincy, I've got food.
Vincy: *took off for the food and ate every last bit of it.* Mmmm, that's better. Now it's time to get down to business.
Buson: *flipped over the camra into a heel kick, knocking one of the PCBs to the ground.* Remember everyone we have to make this look pretty.
Narrator: while the Rangers cream the... Cream that has got to be the lamest..
Writer: so sue me if it's so lame you bak...
Narrator: don't finish that please, I'll do the dumb story.
Writer: that's a good boy.
Narrator: while the Rangers cream the PCBs, Sephizedd and Christie Repulsa are ragging furiously out of control with anger.
Sephizedd: wait, wait, is there any way you can shorten my name.
Narrator: No.
Sephiczed: Fine.. What can we do to tip the bar in our favor.
Christie: well, we do have Yuna and I know the Rangers need her in order to end this narrating nightmare.
Sephizedd: that is true my Queen.
Christie: I know lets turn her against them... You know a spell.
Sephizedd: Xiondor, bring me Yuna now!
Xiondor: *walked out with yuna in one hand.* Sire, I have her.
Christie: *went up to Yuna with a drink.* Drink this my deary it should help.
Yuna: *slap the cup right out her hand and they watched it for two minutes before it finally hit the ground.* Did you think I would drink that mess?
Christie: * kicked Yuna in the face leaving a mark. * Did you think I wouldn't kick for doing that?
Aerapina: if I may be so dumb to speak your greatness.
Sephizedd: *looks at Aerapina.* Why won't you die. Do I have to...
Narrator: STOP IT! And just do the dang story man.
Sephized: you may.
Aerapina: why don't we just drop her in front of them with a PCB and when they kill it they'll have the girl back and the story will be over.
Sephizedd: *thinks for a minute and then looks at her.* I like, you know something lets do that now.
Narrator: so to make a long story short. They sent Yuna there with a PCB and the Rangers defeated it and called it a day the end.
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Narrator: they popped out of the T. V.
Sephiroth: will you stop doing that already.
Narrator: don't blame me blame the writer of this curl and disfunctional story.
Xion: oh, don't you worry we will.
Cloud: even I wanna yell at her.
Sesshoumaru: Cloud, please the moment you see her you're gonna break down.
Cloud: you don't know what you speak.. those are all lies.
Sesshoumaru: are they Cloud.
Cloud: shut up!
Kasumi: I think Sissy boy will go home crying to mama.
Sephiroth: he doesn't have a mom anymore.
Cloud: (...) *his face grew redder.*
Kasumi: what happened to her?
Sephiroth: I killed her that's what happened. *He laughed.*
Cloud: *pulled out an AK47 and shoots Sephiroth up.*
Sephiroth: *just layed there dead with blood everywhere.*
Cloud: the host will prolly bring him back later. *He walked out.*
Narrator: he's a evil young man. *It looks around.* Oh, am I on.. * It clears it throat.* And that will be all my friends until next time.
A/N: Please let me know what you think.