(Misha is on the porch humming Aerith's theme from ff7.)
Aerith: * hears and goes out there. * That's the best song in the whole game.
Misha: * stops humming. * You only say that cuz'
It's your theme.
Aerith: Well it's the only song that makes any since on that game.
Vincent: * goes out there. * What are you two doing out here.
Misha: I was singing.
Aerith: And I was just telling her that, that was a good song.
(Vincent, Aerith and Misha are deep in conversation when they hear lots and lots of noise coming from inside the huge house. So, they ran in to check it out.)
Cloud: Sephiroth! You are full of crap.
Sephiroth: Why? Because my sword is bigger and better then yours will ever be.
Cloud: *draws his sword.* This time when I kill you stay down!
Sephiroth: * draws his sword as well. * Shut up and die puppet boy.
Misha: *enters.* WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT THIS! *they looked at her and put their weapons away.*
Irvine: This was gonna be the best fight I'd ever seen til' you came.
Misha: Moron, no one is talking to you.
Sephiroth: That's a good name for you cowboy.
Misha: Seph, shut up. * Pulls out some scissor. * Before I cut off all your sliver hair.
Sephiroth: * Gulps and sits in a corner. *
Vincent: Misha, you have a visitor.
Hotohori: * enters. * Hey Mish, what's up?
Misha: Nothin' much, and don't call me that.
Hotohori: Miaka is out looking for Tamahome again.
Misha: shouldn't you be out helping her.
Hotohori: Please, I'm getting sick of it.
Vincent: So, the empiror has a limit to his heart after all.
Inu-Yasha: * enters out of the blue * Has anyone seen kagome.
Misha: * looks for a moment. * Inu-Yasha, why would she be here.
Inu-Yasha: That 'Roth' guy might have somethin' to do with this whole mess.
Sephiroth: * Steam starts coming from his head. * Sephiroth not Roth, when are you dumbies gonna get the picture.
Irvine: Don't mind the mindless chimpanzee over there, he is of course, all ready a psycho.
Sephiroth: Who the hell are you callin' mindless, you perverted womanizing cowboy freak.
Irvine: * tips his hat.* That is it.
Sephiroth: *looks at him innocently.* What?
Inu-Yasha: * is just looking. * Do they do this all the time.
Misha: Oh my goodness, like you would believe.
Irvine: * Pulls his gun and growls. * You dumb Mako kid. Eat this.
Misha: * takes the gun. * You two are idiots.
Inu-Yasha: The people here growl just like the power hungry beast in my time.
Sesshomaru: * enters. * Inu-Yasha
Inu-Yasha: * Starts to growl. * Sesshomaru! What are you doing here?
Vincent: Yeah, how did you get in here?
Sesshomaru: Oh, I just used the door it was open.
Vincent: Oh, really. I thought I locked it.
Sesshomaru: * turns back to Inu-Yasha. * Little brother if you wish to see your, Kagome again you will help me defeat Naraku.
Misha: Hey, Sesshomaru. Will they be airing that video out here?
Inu-Yasha: Oh, yeah. We'll check back and let you know what they say.
Misha: Thanks, You guys are sweet.
(Inu-Yasha and Sesshomaru leaves. Later on Misha is in the T. V. room playing Tales of Symphonia, she is still upset about Kratos leaving the team.)
Vincent: * enters. * Misha, what are you doing?
Misha: What does it look like?
Vincent: Blaming people, when you lose.
Misha: Am not.
Vincent: I see you like that game.
Athrun: * enters and sees the game. * That's a good game.
Vincent: You've played this.
Athrun: Yeah, and I beat it. At the end
Misha: * gets angry. * CAN IT!
Athrun: All right I won't tell the end.
Rufus: * enters with some other guy, and his VP. * I told you all ready, Ganon it won't work.
Vincent: * looking at him. * What won't work?
Misha: *pauses the game and looks at Rufus.* Why are you talking to Ganon. You know I said not to and I don't like him.
Rufus: * hung up with him. * Look woman I was taking an important phone call with video if you hadn't noticed.
Athrun: * points to the other person. * Who's he?
Misha: That's Kilik. * Thinks about it. * Wait a minuet, what are you doing here?
Kilik: I couldn't stand being away from you for more than a mouth.
Misha: oh, really is that why you stayed away for three?
Everyone: * turning their heads back and forth. *
Kilik: I know, and it has felt like an eternity.
Misha: ooh, save it.
Kilik: I knew I could not win you back.
Sephiroth: * enters and goes to the kitchen. *
Vincent: Heck, you can't win her at all. I know someone who has been trying for a while now.
Athrun: whoa, whoa, whoa win?
Rufus: you
Sephiorth: * going to the table. * Back. What does he mean, win you back.
Athrun: I think I'll leave and come back later or Somethin'. * leaves *
Misha: * saves her game and turns it off. *
Vincent: * gasp * she has turned it off.
Kilik: three mouths ago * Misha interrupts him. *
Misha: Silence, that's enough out of you.
Sephiroth: Silence nothing, I wanna know.
Cloud: * enters and sees Misha, then Kilik. * Uh-oh.
Kilik: Misha you and I are destined like... Like Cloud and Seph are
Sephiroth: If you so much as finish that your life is mine.
Misha: uh-huh I knew it you are gay.
Kilik: are not... I was going say 'to fight' but...
Misha: then what kind of example was that?
Kilik: it's all over the internet. You people should really get with the times.
Cloud: we are with the times, just not where you are in time.
Tifa: * enters and sits on the sofa. *
Kilik: well, I am sorry if I hurt you. I will leave and if you change your mind, I'll be waiting. * Turns to walk to the door. *
Misha: * watches. * Three, two, one.
Kilik: * sees Tifa. * Hey, there wanna go see a movie.
Tifa: * looks at him. * Um all right. * They leave. *
Vincent: and I thought you were just being evil Misha.
Misha: nah, that's Seph job around here.
Sephiroth: no, I think you've got that job patted.
Rufus: he made all that fuss for nothing.
Reno: * enters with a beer. * Yo, whats a goin' on.
Cloud: your speaking rather, out of character today Reno.
Misha: now I'm going to play my game.
Sephiroth: I think I'll play as well.
Misha: no, last time you played you broke it all because Ayane wouldn't fight the way you wanted.
Sephiroth: did I it must have slipped my mind.
Misha: * slapped him in the back of the head. * Stop acting like a jack
Mitsuhide: * enters. * Misha.
Sephiroth: great, the samurai is back.
Ranmaru: * enters and goes to the table. *
Vincent: Just leave it Sephiroth...
Sephiroth: I'll be back, I have something that needs observation. * Leaves. *
Misha: Vincent, follow him and make sure he stays out of trouble.
Vincent: *nods trails after Seph.*
Reno: hey, Rufus can that cell phone call other places to.
Rufus: you're so dumb, how many times are you gong to ask me that?
Reno: * scratches his head. * How many times have I ask you so far.
Rufus: are you doing this on purpoes?
Cloud: you shouldn't waste your time talking to a drunk person.
Mitsuhide: Misha I want ask you something.
Misha: If you still needed to talk to Aerith I can go get her. * She walks off. *
Mitsuhide: gee she seems more, testy then normal.
Cloud: yeah, you'll have to get use to it. She is always like this.
Ranmaru: * sees Kurama as he walks in. * Hey, how's it been?
Kurama: it has been unbelievable horrible.
Ranmaru: what has Yusuke gotten you into now?
Kurama: no, I mean with Hiei.
Ranmaru: who is this Hiei you're referring to.
Kurama: well, he's my * he was silenced by a knock at the door. *
(Rufus goes and opens the door, seeing that it is Seph with hand cuffs on.)
Rufus: oh, my.. * Sneakers for a second. * I do not believe this, the great and mighty Sephiroth has been arrested by humans.
Cloud: * walks to the door. * What's going on? * Sees Seph and looks at the officer. * So.. What is he hand cuffed by human appliances for officer?
The officer: * removes the cuffs. * He was arrested for trying to steal a candy bar.
(Cloud and Rufus looks at Seph; Seph is still wearing that same old black leather suit as always. Cloud and Rufus then looked at each others and almost gave in to the unbearable laughter.)
Sephiroth: * was growing upset. * This would be so much easier if I had my masamune.
Rufus: * cleared his throat. * So, officer where might I ask did he our criminal try to hide it.
The officer: that's just it he didn't.
Rufus: * paid the officer. *
Cloud: * puts Seph in the living room. * Do you know what Misha's going to do when she finds out?
Sephiroth: I don't care, and why in satan's is this so funny to you?
Cloud: I would care if I were you. * Laughing somewhat. *
Rufus: * shut the door and walked up behind Cloud. *
Sephiroth: oh yeah, why is that?
Cloud: * starts laughing really hard. * Cuz' she's gonna lay the smack down on your candy ass.
Rufus: * is laughing as he leaves the room. *
Misha: * enters with Sesshomaru. *
Cloud: Sephiroth was arrested. * He then walked out of the room. *
Misha: YOU WHAT!
Sephiroth: got arrested.
Misha: for what, what could it honestly be?
Sephiroth: Shop lifting, why the heck are you so worried?
Sesshomaru: could you even hide it, wait please don't tell me.
Sephiroth: I didn't try to.
Misha: that is it, I'M GONNA LAY THE SMACK DOWN ON YOUR CANDY ASS.
Sephiroth: * mumbles under his breath. * Dumb Cloud.
Misha: what was that.
Sephiroth: nothing, nothing.
Misha: and I thought that I had sent Vincent.
Sephiroth: woman please, I threw him off my trail at the very start. * He left the room. *
Misha: I swear I'm gonna knock the s#!% out of him.
Sesshomaru: why is he here, if you dislike him so much?
Misha: I do not know. Oh, and have you killed Naraku yet?
Sesshomaru: no.
(They went into the other room.)
Sesshomaru: * takes a seat at the table with Ranmaru and Kurama. *
Misha: * walks up to Mistuhide. * I couldn't find her once again.
Mistuhide: that's not what I wanted and if you would be still long enough, I could ask the question.
Rufus: Misha, when are you going to tell them?
Misha: oh yeah, that's right. I completely forgot.
Rufus: I think I should tell them, it sounds better coming from my mouth anyway.
Rude: that's funny, cuz' I thought you were much more intelligent with your mouth shut.
Misha: I really don't care who tells them.
Rufus: * clears his throat and puts on a grin. * Well, I came up with this magnificent idea.. We'll sale this huge house.
Reno: * standing by the kitchen. * What the hell kind a idea is that.
Hotohori: * enters. * I think he's lost it.
Irvine: how much did you sale it for?
Rufus: this place sold for 48 billion.
Sephiroth: who's the idiot that bought the place?
Misha: what is the matter oh powerful one, you gonna miss this place. * She giggled a bite. *
Sephiroth: that is not funny.
Rufus: anyway, I sold this place to Ganondorf.
Cloud: great he give it to a psycho and why didn't you protest Misha?
Misha: I did but when we got 48 billion for this place I figured why not get a bigger and better place with more rooms.
Cloud: well, you do have a point.
Misha: good I knew you people would see it my way, and besides despite what Rufus says I'm the one who made the deal with Ganon.
Rufus: so what, and your point is.
Sephiroth: so, where is this new place going to be?
Misha: you shouldn't worry this place is prolly darker then you'll ever be, and anyhow I'm sure you'll like it.
Irvine: you know that more rooms I can invite a lot more honeys over.
Vincent: * is sitting on the couch. * How many rooms does this place have?
Rude: hopefully enough for parties.
Hotohori: when have you guys ever had a party?
Irvine: he does raise point. When are we gonna party?
Rufus: when we move in there and are settle in.
(With in two weeks they move out of the huge house and moved into their new place which goes by the name of Animansion. Which you will find out more about later. THE END.)
(when they move)