(Wait I thought Vincent was the only one?)
(The gang has settled in and Vincent hasn't shown up to see the place, as a matter a fact he has not come around in days.)
Misha: I'm beginning to think Vincent is dead.
Sephiroth: every time you speak you never seem to make any since at all. Vincent's already dead you know that.
Misha: no, I mean really dead.. y'know a steak to the heart.
Irvine: yeah, she might be right.
Elena: that's really to bad.
Rude: why is that?
Elena: he was honestly starting to grow on me.
Sephiroth: Elena, how is it possible that you ever became a turk?
Elena: you see Reno had this thing for me and so that's how I got in.
Sephiroth: I thought that Don guy from the slums killed you.
Yuffie: * drinking a soda. * Nup, Cloud, Tifa, Reno and Rude saved us.
(Vincent finally arrives it's dusk so the place still looks decent, so he goes to the back. Meanwhile back in the Anime room.)
Cloud: it has been four weeks now and he has not shown up yet.
Aerith: * sitting next to Tifa. * You people worry to much, he is fine.
Ranmaru: * is talking with Yuna. * So, where did you get your name from.
Sephiroth: I just can't believe the dumb hero wanna be counted.
Cloud: Sephiroth if you would put that energy to good use, you would prolly be able to call me dumb.
Sephiroth: did you just say good use, when have I ever used anything for good. I was right you are dumb.
Vincent: * was now lurking around on the roof top,
when he decided that he should go in. *
Kagome: * hears a knock at the door so she goes over and opens it. * You finally came we're just about ready for our movie to start.
(Vincent nod and two went into the T. V. room. Where they watched a vampire flick. After word Misha,
Cloud and Vincent stayed in the T. V. room playing Tales of Symphonia.)
Cloud: why must I be Professor Sega?
Misha: because, you can't be Lloyd I'm him.
Vincent: and I'm Sheena; might I add that her skills are nicely formatted.
Cloud: fine then. Where did Seph go?
Sephiroth: I am right here; I've been here the whole time.
Cloud: don't be getting mad, I simply asked a question.
Sephiroth: * gets the four joystick, * Move I'm Kratos.
Misha: * growls, * I hate this part of the game.
Vincent: how many times have you played this game Misha?
Misha: like about twenty times so far why.
Vincent: no reason, I was just wondering why you have no life.
Misha: I do to have a life. Now play Sheena is getting her butt get kicked by that giant caterpillar.
Cloud: Misha exactly how many rooms does this place have.
Misha: we have 59 rooms, a basement, an attic,
and a backyard filled with nothing but trees that will scare the hell out you at night.
Sephiroth: hm, I have to go and take a look at that sometime or another.
Misha: dude, we've been here for four weeks and you have not seen it yet, man, you're slow.
Sephiroth: oh, well forgive me for not being as inquisitive as you are. * He sees that his character's turned back to the angels. * Damn! Now who will I be?
Cloud: well there's Zelos, Regal or persae. I'm telling you now that all three are good, but you have to learn their moves before you say that they suck and you can't stand playing with 'em.
Sephiroth: whatever, Cloud. You hear me say a few words and already you think you know me.
Cloud: * with a blank expression on his face, * I do know you. Other wise I would not be talking to you.
Misha: that not what he meant Cloud, and Seph you know he's right you are like that.
Cloud: Misha, put Raine on auto for minute, while I go do something.
Vincent: I must go do something as well to guys. *He leaves.*
Misha: *puts both Cloud and Vincent's characters on auto.*
(They hear lots of glass break, Misha and Seph stood up. Then the door open and slam shut.)
Misha: What the what was that?
Sephiroth: * looks back at the game, * Misha we're losing. Get over here.
Misha: * walked into the kitchen, and seen that there was no glass. *
Heero: *walks up behind her, * Whacha doin'?
Misha: there is blood on the floor.
Heero: * bends down to get a closer look at it. *
Misha: wait when'd you get here?
Sephiroth: * yells from the T. V. room, * HEY YOU BAD EXCUSE FOR A FEMALE GET IN HERE WE'RE LOSING! * A huge book hit Seph in the head, and not just any book it was a dictionary. * OW! YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO THROW ANYTHING!
(Misha and Heero went to Seph.)
Misha: what are you talking about? I didn't throw anything at you yet.
Sephiroth: so you are saying that a ghost threw a Dictionary book at me. * He sees Heero and starts to growl. * What is he doing here?
Heero: it's nice to see you too.
Cloud: * from somewhere in the mansion, * AAHHH! What is this.
Heero: * looking scared, * Uuummmm, Misha where is Cloud and what's wrong with him.
Sephiroth: great, the puppet boy is being eaten alive and the Gundam wuss is scared sh&$less.
Heero: I am not. * Knees start shaking. *
Sephiroth: yeah, well your body says, you lie.
Misha: * is more annoyed then scared. *
Heero: well, I most certainly don't see you going on your marry little way to get him.
Sephiroth: first of all I don't even like Cloud and second, why the hell is it your business if I'm scared or not.
Yuffie: * comes running into the room with them, * I think there's a vampire in the mansion.
Sephiorth: I am sooo glad you said ' I think.'
Yuffie: why?
Sephiroth: that a way I don't have to listen to you.
Clouds voice again: NOOO! YOU CAN'T.
Yuffie: HHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Misha: * grabs her mouth, * Shut up! Cloud is the one we need to hear, not you. * She lets her mouth go. *
Heero: * shaking, * hey wait a minute, she said vampire. Ain't Vincent one of those things.
Yuffie: yes.
Heero: then it's him.
Misha: * punches him in the face. *
Heero: * fell to the floor and stayed. *
Sephiroth: sucks to be you Gundam freak.
Yuffie: Misha, I think you need to beat him really good one day.
Misha: me too. Now first we need to find Cloud and find out if he's dead or not.
Yuffie: what da * she was cut off. *
Cloud: AAHHHHHH!
yuffie: what da * She was cut off again. *
Cloud: NOOOO!
Misha & Seph: * are just looking at her. *
Yuffie: * clears her throat, * what * She is cut again. *
Cloud: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! I CAN'T GET AWAY!
Yuffie: * points to Heero, * Him, get him.
Misha: oh yeah, pour some water on him.
(After they woke up Heero they set off in there home that they have only been in for about four weeks tops.)
Misha: lets check the basement.
Heero: lets not.
Yuffie: hey!
Sephiroth: damn, could you be any louder.
Yuffie: * in a lower tone, * hey, why don't we have Seph go down and look.
Aerith: * walks up behind Heero and touches his shoulder. *
Heero: * gets on the ground, * AAHHHHH! please don't eat I'm too young, sexy, and smart to die.
Aerith: no you're not and it's just me.
Heero: oh, I knew that I was only kiddin' with ya. * Gives a fake laugh. *
Sephiroth: sure you did nerd boy.
Misha: Yuffie, Cloud's not in the basement, so that would be a waste of time.
Yuffie: he's not, but how do you know.
Cloud, Tifa & Rude: * from up stairs, * OOOHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOO! AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
Misha: * point to the stairs, * that's how I know.
Heero: I don't mean to be rude but shouldn't Cloud, like not be yell. Shouldn't he be dead already.
Sephiroth: for once in your pathetic Gundam life you are right.
Reno: * has a beer and loudly says, * what are y'all doin'!
Yuffie: * clamps her hand over her mouth to keep from screaming. *
Misha: * looks back, * Reno why did you get that beer, and what are you doing up?
Reno: * more quietly, * I love my beers, and no one can sleep with those three yelling like that. So what are y'all doin'?
Sephiroth: going to find puppet boy Cloud and who ever else is screaming like that.
Heero: yeah there is a vampire in here with us.
Reno: speaking of vampires, where's Vincent?
Aerith: that is a good question.
(Everyone among the group they argued and argued Misha finally got tiered of it and left, Yuffie followed behind her.)
Heero: * looked around, * hey, where'd Misha and Yuffie go.
Sephiroth: they prolly got tired of you.
Heero: yeah, you wish nimrod.
Aerith: I do not see why they went off and left us here with the psycho.
Reno: * runs out of beer. * great I'm gonna be sobber soon.
Heero: hey! What do you mean psycho?
Aerith: not you, I meant Seph.
Sephiroth: you know, Misha's not here.
Heero: your point being.
Sephiroth: I can kill you and blame it on the vampire.
Everyone: * sweat drops. *
(Meanwhile Yuffie and Misha are up stairs going into room after room after room.)
Yuffie: Misha, why did we leave them down there?
Misha: cuz' they were slowing me down and all I want is to get this over with so I can get back to playing my game.
Yuffie: but you left them with Seph, aren't you worried that he might kill them all.
Misha: no, and he won't kill 'em. He'll just threaten them and scare them up the damn wall.
(They were getting close to the next set of stairs when a dark figure ran past them from behind. Meanwhile back with the losers down stairs.)
Reno: whoa, Seph you're not gonna kill me too are you.
Sephiroth: no, I don't care much for you.
Yuffie: * from upstairs, * AAAHHHHH! Who the hell was that?
Misha: * also upstairs, * SHUT UP! MAN YOU ARE SO OBNOXIOUS!
Aerith: we should go help them.
Heero: yeah, lets go.
Reno: if someone gets me another beer I'll go.
Sephiroth: well good luck.
Aerith: but Cloud needs help.
Sephiroth: see right there, you know better then anyone of my hatred for Cloud.
Heero: and what of Misha.
Sephiroth: I don't give a flyin' freak.
Tifa's voice: MOVE CLOUD I THINK I GOT.
(Back with Misha and Yuffie.)
Yuffie: I'm getting scared.
Misha: what are you talking about you've been scared since it started. * she opens another room door and Hotohori falls out on to the floor, with a loud thud. * Hey, it's Hotohori.
Yuffie: wake him up. * she pinches his cheek. *
Mitsuhide: * came out of nowhere, * Yuffie what's going on?
Yuffie: where'd you come from?
Mitsuhide: from the room, where else.
Misha: Hotohori, wake up. * She slapped him, then grabbed his collar and started shaking him. *
Hotohori: I'm awake I'm awake! *He rubbed his head.*
Mitsuhide: I was looking for a vampire.
Yuffie: in other words you were looking for Vincent.
Rufus: * was running down the hallway shooting his shotgun wildly. * AAAHHHH! It's gonna get me!
Yuffie: * tripped Rufus making him fall down the stairs. *
(Let us check downstairs with the losers.)
Rufus: * got up with his shotgun, * t-the vampire almost got me.
Sephiroth: * starts to walk away. *
Heero: and just where do you think you're going.
Sephiroth: somewhere you're not that's for sure. *He walks away.*
Rufus: what a donkey's butt, so where is Misha and Vincent?
Reno: upstairs, where you just fall from.
Rufus: wait, that means that the vampire has gotten them.
Aerith: when you are bitten by one do you instantly become one.
Kurama: * walked up, * Not quite and I don't think there's away back from it.
Aerith: I see. Then have you seen Vincent?
Kurama: no, I haven't.
Aerith: Okay, then lets go upstairs and makes Misha and the others are alright.
(They all nod and head up stairs just Sephiroth is snatched by his hair, into the basement. In the basement.)
Sephiroth: *Struggles, trying get away.* mm, mmm, mmmm, mmmmmmm, mmmmmmmmmmmmmm!
Vincent: *lets him go.* What?
Sephiroth: *turns and sees it's Vincent.* What I said was, are you trying to give me a heart attack!
Vincent: yeah right, it sound more like you were pleading for your life. *laughs.*
Sephiroth: laugh it up while you can vampire boy and so you know, everyone thinks it's you.
Vincent: *rolls eyes.* I am not a vampire and I know who it is, lets go. *they leave.*
(How about check upstairs with our losers.)
Misha: *has just opened the door to find Cloud, Tifa and Rude on the floor knocked out.* Wow, they seem perfectly fine. That means I quit my game for nothing.
Yuffie: Um... Misha, you didn't quit, you just paused it.
Misha: No I didn't, left Seph in control. So basically it's like saying I quit.
Cloud: *looks up weakly.* I... know... who.. di...
Misha: *sighs and rolls eyes at his dramaticness.* Spit it out already!
Cloud: It wasn't a.. *A dark figure down on Cloud, stabbing it's sword through Cloud throat killing him instantly.*
Misha: ! *Misha pushed Yuffie out of the room and tossed a few grenades in there, then ran out shuting the door.*
Yuffie: wait, about.. *the door flew passed everyone and nothing was left but ashes in the room.* Tifa... and... Rude...
Hotohori: Why are you so freakin' crazy Misha? Now we don't know what he were going to say.
Misha: I do.
Yuffie: *starts sweating.* Really? What was that.
Mitsuhide: he was about to tell us where Vincent was and you found out what he was going to say?
Misha: it's the complete opposite of what everyone is think. *adjusts the olden day smokin' pipe in her mouht and pulls out magnifying glass.* I know the answer to this msytery.
Yuffie: you do?.. I.. I mean, you do. Lets hear it.
Hotohori: where'd you get that from?
Misha: that doesn't matter, what does matter is what Cloud has told us.
Yuffie: and we would know if you would just say it already.
Misha: it's not a vampire.
Yuffie: what?
Mitsuhide: what?
Hotohori: What do you mean?
Yuffie: Yeah, I think you've got it all wrong after all Cloud was about to die.
Everyone: *looks at her.*
Aerith: *came walking up with Rufus, Reno, Kurama and Heero trailing behind her.* what do you mean Cloud was about to die?
Mitsuhide: well he's dead now and then Misha killed the others with grenades
Misha: no of that matters, come everyone lets head down stairs. I know who it is and where to find them.
(Everyone is now down stair with Misha, in the game room.)
Misha: first I'd like to point out that we were misinformed.
Rufus: by who?
Yuffie: *tried to high tail it out of there and made a break for the door.*
Misha: her! *throws a kunai at Yuffie, sticking her in the back of the leg.* She started the whole 'it's a vampire' rumor.
Yuffie: *falls to the ground.* How did you find out? Cloud never got to tell you..
Misha: This is true, lets just say I'm a great guesser. Now tie her up quickly, there is much about this I must reveal.
Reno & Hotohori: *ties Yuffie to a chair with thick ropes.*
Heero: *walks over to Yuffie.* I knew you'd..
Misha: *pulls out a pistol and shoots Yuffie in the head, shoots Heero in the arm.* I knew it! Check him!
Heero: what are you doing Misha? Why'd kill Yuffie?
Misha: because you two were in on the whole thing and you were about to kill her for screwing up everything. *shoots him in the head as well.*
Mitsuhide: *searches Heero but finds nothing.* uhhh, Misha he didn't have anything on him.
Misha: that's not what matters, what matters is he was going to kill her.
Rufus: I think you're a freakin' idiot Misha and it's starting to show.
Hotohori: I have to agree with the spoiled rich dumby, you don't know who it is and it was a lucky guess at what Cloud told you.
?: *from the door way.* SILENCE!
Everyone: *looks and sees Vincent.*
Mitsuhide: Vincent? I knew it was you the whole time. *draws his sword.*
Hotohori: I've got your back. *draws his weapon too.*
Misha: that's not Vincent.
Reno: are you blind woman? That definitely Vincent.
?: Mwhahahahaha! That's right I am Vincent and I've come here to kill you all. *A super long sword, burst through the front of his chest and his dies.*
Vincent & Seph: *comes walking in.*
Sephiroth: *pulls off the guy's costume off, revealing that it was Hojo.*
Everyone but Misha: *gasps.*
Vincent: and to think y'all thought it was me.. Well everyone except Misha and by the why. *walks over to Heero and pulls a small needle out of his hand.*
Sephiroth: Heero was in on it but they weren't in on it willingly. No that it matters now or that I care. *Leaves.*
(Vincent explains everything to them and with that being said and done, they get rid Hojo's horrible body, revive those that they or should we say Misha killed. All returns to normal in the Animansion.)
Vincent: oh wow, Misha this was very different and weird.
InuYasha: say the creep that slept in a coffin for thirty years.
Sephiroth: why were you trying to be a detective all of sudden.
Misha: does it matter?
Sephiroth: point taken
Hojo: My dear son Sephiroth, I thought you would have joined my and destroyed them all.
Sephiroth: *takes a step back.* uhhh... right, in like a million years.
Rufus: *shoots Hojo in the head, killing him.* I don't know why my father kept him around.
Misha: that's it for today.
Mitsuhide: yeah, so go find something else to do.
Dante: like playing Devil May Cry or something.